Simple Story

Why Hand-Crank Your Internet?

You know what’s twisted? My great-grandfather lost his life starting his car.

A sad but true story involving a hand-crank and a long scarf.

100 years ago you could go further than before with your new automobile but the cost of a little inattention meant you risked broken thumbs, arms and even your life just starting it. Tragedies like these were averted with the invention of the starter motor. Instead of standing in front of your car cranking, it is as simple as turning a key.

That is the beauty, the genius, and the power of the Opera Web Browser. The spirit captured in that simple, profound improvement – the leap from crank to motorized.

One cannot help but wonder if the Opera Engineers are taken at childhood, spending years training, meditating and learning the mystical path of least resistance. Facing each challenge with the simple question, “How could we make it easier? Better? Faster?" (I shudder to imagine their bathrooms)

Just think of browsing the Internet without tabs? It's not that hard to switch between windows (ah, the ALT+TAB days) but Opera found a better way.

Riding a Wikipedia surf-tangent from “starter motor” to “Purple Monkey Theatre Company” while blogging, checking stocks, reading email and getting that Carmel Apple with Chocolate sprinkles recipe and you have to close it all right now? No problem, Opera returns you to your virtual Internet wave right where you left off. Perfect.

Navigate with your mouse? Opera even found a way to make that even quicker. Instead of fumbling for back/forward buttons on your toolbar, with a simple flick of your mouse, you can go control your Browser. It's as close to “using the Force” as you can get.

Using other browsers feel a bit like cranking the engine. Oh, they’ll start and get you to where you’re going but it’s a bumpy ride; not to mention dangerous. When I open Opera, it’s as if I’ve sat down in my super-hybrid car with temperature controlled seat cushions, unheard of gas mileage, ridiculous speed and safety and all I have to do is tap the "On" button.

Opera’s browser is ready to go from the moment you install it; full of novel, useful, and creatively purposeful innovations made without sacrificing any utility.

And it won't kill you.

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no great-grandfathers were harmed in the making of this story

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Comments

Sansanshan Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:45:54 AM

You are a writer no doubt about that

WillYum Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:51:53 AM

lol Now if I can just be enough of a politician to get the votes. Thank you, sanshan, you are very kind.

Sansanshan Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:53:25 AM

How do I vote?

WillYum Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:57:41 AM

I haven't quite figured it out myself, it says to click the "star" next to the post, but I don't see any star...

http://my.opera.com/community/competition/internship/view.dml

Yum

Sansanshan Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1:25:11 PM

add post to favorites?

WillYum Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:39:05 PM

I guess that must be so, but I guess I can't fav my own post! Hmmm, no voting for myself. bigsmile

Sansanshan Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:52:18 PM

I don't see you on the list on the home page either

WillYum Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:11:42 PM

Hm, neither do I. I submitted it twice just to be sure it got in, it informed me that it had already been submitted on my second attempt, so it suggests that the submission was successful.

I'll have to save any investigation for this evening, busy from now till then.

Casey²dragonharrower Thursday, August 27, 2009 2:07:30 AM

I love the reference to the crank-start car! lol Excellent article. You have my vote. smile

BTW, you are on the board now. It just takes them a bit to read the article and approve it. wink

Nikkodarkhitsugaya Thursday, August 27, 2009 2:32:42 AM

Hey. Nice post. Do you like to write short stories or poems? You have a nice style of writing.

I've added your post as a favorite. Do check out mine too at http://my.opera.com/darkhitsugaya/blog/show.dml/4256024 and hopefully you'll like it wink

Gyrobo Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:00:34 AM

There's a brief period of moderation. Your post is now on the list, so that others can enjoy your mirthful jeering, fleering and flouting.

Greg Smithgregsmithsays Thursday, August 27, 2009 7:57:05 AM

- nice 'surf tangent' explains it well !

Here's to living dangerously ...

praveen kumar sharmaprkumarsharma Thursday, August 27, 2009 1:33:46 PM

nice article buddy...i like it
i am favouring you and if you like my article please do me a favour also.

it's here and thanking you in advance

http://my.opera.com/prkumarsharma/blog/2009/08/25/innovation-in-technology-the-operatic-dance-of-web

Sansanshan Friday, August 28, 2009 5:44:48 AM

7 votes now. I'll be your agent. What's my cut? rolleyes

Greg Smithgregsmithsays Friday, August 28, 2009 5:52:09 AM

We're ALL a little shameless in here (it seems) pirate

We have NO shame
smile

All the same, is this a tame lame shame game, it isn't ?

I've seen more shame on a nudist beach (although I've never been to a nudist beach left ) I'm told, if you've GOT IT, flaunt it !

good luck !

miniliini Friday, August 28, 2009 6:54:33 AM

Nice, very nice indeed - you have my vote! smile

If you want to read something funny, check out my blog post and add it to your favorites:

http://my.opera.com/miniliini/blog/2009/08/26/a-brief-history-of-my-life-b-o-u-3

Thank you & best of luck! smile

Changing WomanChanging_woman Saturday, August 29, 2009 3:26:47 PM

Originally posted by miniliini:

Using other browsers feel a bit like cranking the engine.



true..i am wid u on dis...

do chk back my article

http://my.opera.com/Changing_woman/blog/2009/08/25/technology-and-innovation

I loved your narrative..p

Ambar Shanteambarshante Saturday, August 29, 2009 5:17:58 PM

Nice post! I've added it to my favorites. Have a look at my post too, and add it to your favorites if you like it :)

Gia Nguyen AdamantSeed Saturday, August 29, 2009 6:22:35 PM

no great-grandfathers were harmed in the making of this story



To be honest this slogan really impresses me as i drop by this post
that s a nice job though up

WillYum Sunday, August 30, 2009 3:15:09 AM

Wow, reading through some of these other posts, the competition is surely fierce. Yikes! I had no idea that the tremendous talent of the OC was coming out in full on this one.

Thank you all for the accolades and I got more reading to do.

Yum

Winterwinterdawn Monday, August 31, 2009 4:41:26 AM

Hello!! You have a very interesting post bigsmile I just added it to favorites.

Would you please support me at http://my.opera.com/winterdawn/blog/2009/08/19/an-open-book ? Thanks a lot!!! bigsmile

Eddie LopezEddie_Lopez Wednesday, September 2, 2009 6:37:07 PM

That's awesome Yum. Nice job

WillYum Wednesday, September 2, 2009 6:45:38 PM

Thanks Eddie bigsmile

FreeBrain Thursday, September 3, 2009 3:41:50 AM

Very nice article... Congratulations!

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