For some reason, Sarah Palin's crazy words as read by William Shatner actually sort of make sense to me as poetry. I'm not sure if this is because of my geek love for William Shatner, or if I maybe sort of need professional help.

Also, in news of my (inner thirteen year old girl's) unforgivably dorky celebrity crush on Rachel Maddow - in my head I totally freaked out for like twenty seven seconds over the blue poindexters. Blue!

Sometimes I can't stand myself. I might come back later and make this post friends-only.

EDIT: No, instead I have come back and added video.