My B-L-O-G

The FUNNIEST thing happend to me today. Ok...so, im sitting at McDonalds and havin lunch wit my sis. We're eatin next to this big window there and lookin out on the street.

My sis gets up to go to the bathroom (this is were it gets good) and while she's gone, i look outside, and see this weird guy, just, sprinting as fast as he can towards the window! I didn't say anything cause i was in shock! in my mind i thought "wat is this dudes issue?"! Finally he gets up to two feet from the window, and totally jumps right into the window! Slams his head on and falls to the ground. At this point im on the floor laughing as hard as i can!!! I was almost crying, it was sooo funny!!!

Everyone in there was crouded around me lookin out the window at the guy on the ground. We all watched as the manager goes outside and starts yellin' at the dude for disturbing customers!

The weirdo struggles to his feet and i got a real good look at him. He was old! Probably in his 80s er somthin'! He looks at the manager, looks at us, and then runs away.

Once my sis got back from the bathroom, everything was back to normal. I decided not to tell her about it and have her go on not knowin wat happened. I couldn't stop laughing the rest of the time. Pretty cool way to start summer, huh?