Secret of life

*Old printers never die they are just not the type. *Old musicians never die they just get played out. *Old mathematicians never die they just disintegrate. *Old milkmaids never die they just loose their whey. *Old accountants never die they just loose their balance. *Old chemist never die they just fail to react. *Old bookkeepers never die they just lose their figures. *Old beekeepers never die they just buzz off. *Old cashiers never die they just check out. *Old cleaners never die they just kick the bucket. *Old architects never die they just loose their structure. *Old typist never die they just lose their justification. *Old pilot never die they just go to a higher plane. *Old actors never die they drop apart. *Old dry cleaners never die they just get depressed. *Old bed makers never die they just get debunked. *Instead of getting older and wiser my husband is getting older and wider. *You know you are getting old when you turn your back to look at the little old lady you are helping to cross road and realise that she is your wife. Old Age *Old printers never die they are just not the type. *Old musicians never die they just get played out. *Old mathematicians never die they just disintegrate. *Old milkmaids never die they just loose their whey. *Old accountants never die they just loose their balance. *Old chemist never die they just fail to react. *Old bookkeepers never die they just lose their figures. *Old beekeepers never die they just buzz off. *Old cashiers never die they just check out. *Old cleaners never die they just kick the bucket. *Old architects never die they just loose their structure. *Old typist never die they just lose their justification. *Old pilot never die they just go to a higher plane. *Old actors never die they drop apart. *Old dry cleaners never die they just get depressed. *Old bed makers never die they just get debunked. *Instead of getting older and wiser my husband is getting older and wider. *You know you are getting old when you turn your back to look at the little old lady you are helping to cross road and realise that she is your wife.