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Wat wil u do???

A Husband working in UK wrote to his blonde
wife in Nigeria.
Dear Ritah Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because
the global market crisis has affected my
Company's performance, so I am sending 100
kisses. You are my sweetheart, please
understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied
BOB MY PRINCE.
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the
Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one
month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to
disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or
3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses
only,so I gave him other items, I hope you
understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I stillhave a
balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive
the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart...
PHONE RINGS!!!
Girl: Hello
Guy: My luv hw r u doing?
Girl: Am fine
Guy: Will u be less busy by
weekend to come
to my hse.
Girl: I'm sori I can't make it bcos I
will be
attending my aunty's wedding &
the next day
is Thanksgiving.I am so occupied.
Guy: Ooh ok.Was jux planning to
take u out
for shopping to surprise u with
BB torch &
the Brazilian hair u've been asking
for.
Girl: I will be coming and I may
even spend
the weekend if u want my luv.
Guy: What abt the wedding?
Girl: Which wedding?I was jux
joking.
Guy: Me too....
FAITH is taking the first step
even when you don’t see the
whole staircase.
FAITH is taking the first step
even when you don’t see the
whole staircase.
FAITH is taking the first step
even when you don’t see the
whole staircase.
The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.

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Let's DEVELOP 5 Things:
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1- MIND Which Never MINDS..
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. 2- HEART Which Never HURTS..
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3- BRAIN Which Never DRAINS..
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. 4- TOUCH With Never PAINS..
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5- RELATION With Never ENDS..
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