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Hi, and welcome to my corner of the web.

You can find a little bit of everything here on my blog: my own photos, movie reviews, recipes, thoughts about this and that, funny stuff and other things that springs to mind. There's also a series of posts about norse mythology here.

Feel free to comment on whatever you find interesting, and please leave your mark here in my guestbook. It'd be nice if you write where you come from - it's fun to see visitors from all over the world.

Let the blogging begin - have fun! :up:

Real personal ads

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I like ads - especially the ones where the creator was creative and/or humorous.
These ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and donuts.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Snow Blower for sale... only used on snowy days.

1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.



Have a great day! :heart:

Playful Polar Bear

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Polar bears - or Ursus maritimus in Latin - they're one of my favourite Zoo animals. We call them isbjørne in Danish - which can be translated into Ice bears.

The polar bear is the biggest of bears, an adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb), while an adult female is about half that size.

The male was in a very playful mood the day I was there. He had a little piece of bone that it played with:


He stood on the shore and tossed the bone into the water, and then jumped into the water after it
I know the pic is a bit blurry, both because of the movement in the picture, but also because it took me totally by surprise! But it can at least give you an impression of how playful the bear was:


Then he dived and got the bone up, swam around with it, dropped it to the bottom, dived down after it again... Here he's splashing around with the bone on his giant paw:


Then he got back up on the shore, shook the water off himself...


... and started all over again. :love:

In the kitchen

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I love when kitchen staff is showing off, only for me. :love:




Have a great day! :happy:

Blogging...

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If you don't see me today it's because I'm at a meeting...



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Election in Catfiania

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There are two elections going on in Denmark today. One election for the municipal councils, which there are 98 of, and one election for the regions, which we have 5 of.

These elections are held every four years solid on the third Tuesday in November. As opposed to elections for the government it is not possible to hold local elections earlier.

So, Denmark is filled with posters for the candidates. This is a relic from many years ago. I don't think that these posters make any voters change their mind, so seeing them in every tree and every lamp standard in town is almost depressing. It's so disfiguring.

But anyway, there are a selected few who decided to use these posters as eye openers. Let me give you a few examples:



The text says:

"Stop the churchbells!
Fuck your salvation
We've got hangovers"


At least you've got to give them credit to be different! :D






And here's one that I'm not quite sure of whether is just a sham, or what.
I mean, I would have thought so if there were only one of them, but Anne Mai have her posters up all over Copenhagen.


Anne Mai looks a little bit like a playdoll for grownups. :D





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Last example expresses pretty much how I feel about politics myself.

The text says:

"Because one asshole can be just as good as the next one.
Waste your vote on Robert Nielsen"


So yeah, I'll go down and vote. I also know who to vote for. I know two candidates personally, and since I know them as good guys, they've both earned my vote.


Happy Tuesday! :heart:

Cakes IV ~ The Naughty Ones

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This is the fourth post in my row of funny and/or weird looking cakes, and this time we'll take a look at some naughty cakes.

Let's start with the hot bath cake:

The stripper cake:

The BDSM cake:

The make out cake - note the guy in the middle :D:

No naughty cake post without a boobs cake:

And last, but certainly not least, the wedding cake, AKA The to have and to hold cake:

I hope you had a good laugh. I know I did. :lol:

My Radio

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I've been having a problem with my "radio" lately. I wasn't able to play loud, then it would cause a terrible sound in the speakers. A dude I know opened it up, and said it was probably a condenser that was broken (right... :confused:) and that it would be too expensive to try to fix it.

Right. I like listening to my music kinda loud. I mean, it's nice when the singer sings louder than me. :D
So I went to the radio store, browsed around a bit to make sure to use the right expressions. I made a note to myself: "I'd like to buy a receiver".

A sales guy approached me, asking if he could be at service. This is how conversation went:

Me: Yes, I'd like to buy a receiver.
Him: How do you receive your signal?
Me: Umm... my signal...? Through cable, I think. Yes, through cable!
Him: Who's the provider?
Me: Ummm... *wondering why the hell he wants to know that* YouSee.
Him: YouSee?
Me: Yes?
Him: They send out both digital and analogue signal!
Me: Okaaaay...? :confused:
Him: You don't have problems watching TV?
Me: I don't know why you ask me about the TV when all I want to do is to listen to the radio!
Him: Radio? But you said receiver!
Me: Yes, because that's what you call the devices I looked at on your shelves over there!
Him: So... radio, huh? Like, a box? I don't think we have that! Hey, Brian...! *he walks away and talks with a colleague*
*he brings his colleague back with him and says* We don't have that, sorry!
Me: But... but... they're on your shelves! *points*
His colleague: Oh, you mean a receiver!
Me: *groaning loudly* Yes please, that's what I asked for in the first place! :rolleyes:
Him: I thought you looked for an antenna... :left:

An antenna... Now where on earth did that come from?!

I hate smartass sales persons that don't listen to the customers!

Oh yeah, I got my receiver! :yes:

Have a fantastic Sunday! :heart:

Butterflies!!

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Since one of my Zoo posts made it to the front page of My Opera, there's been a lot of requests for a butterfly post.

My Zoo holds a little Tropical Zoo as well, with an entire room for the exotic and beautiful butterflies. I love going there, especially in the summer. Why in the summer, you might ask yourself (or even me!) - that's because the temperature in the tropical zoo is high - it is a tropical zoo after all - and it's much more fun to go there in summers clothes and flip flops than in big parka coats and boots!

Anyway - here's what you've been waiting for... butterflies! :yes:


I had a butterfly like this on my lens... silly butterfly, I can't take picture on it when it's on my camera! :rolleyes:

And one of these wanted to land in my hair! :lol:


I think this sort is the biggest sort in the zoo here. It has got a pretty large "body"!


Butterflies are so pretty. They're my favourite macro models! :yes:


And today's last picture:


I hope you enjoyed the tour! Now go have yourself a great weekend! :heart:



Love Bites! :D

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I don't know if this is real or not, but it's friggin' funny no matter what!