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Dacotah 27. February 2009, 15:33

:lol:

Talks When She Sleeps 27. February 2009, 15:39

:rolleyes:

Suntana 27. February 2009, 16:27

Just about every remote I have seems to have the capability of controlling everything, including the launching of the Space Shuttle and missiles. You would think I would use just 1 remote. But, Nah! Whatever remote goes to whatever piece of equipment, that's what I use.

The Once And Future King 27. February 2009, 17:30

Homer: Doh!

Darko 27. February 2009, 17:58

:lol:

Angeliki 27. February 2009, 18:16

always expanding! p:

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dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 27. February 2009, 18:45

I have a bloody collection of them myself! :rolleyes: I mean, couldn't we have the option of buying a product without every single one having a remote? :rolleyes: I barely ever use any of them. Except for the TV one for zapping channels when I'm all comfy on the sofa. That's it! I have one for my stereo, never use it, one for my mp3 player, never use it, dvd and video players, never use them. Even the bloody I-Mac comes with a stupid remote also! :rolleyes:

Lovinmalamutes 27. February 2009, 19:34

When you can finally shut up someone with one, then I'll take a dozen Please!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :devil:

r♡se 27. February 2009, 20:31

It's also proof that there is no such thing as a universal remote. There's always something it won't control p:.

Lovinmalamutes 27. February 2009, 20:34

Oh so sad, But oh so true! :lol: p:

Once upon a time there was an Englishman called Mart who joined Opera under the alias 'theoddbod' and started writing stories. 27. February 2009, 21:44

This is one reason why I have a PC p:

My dad got one of those universal remotes a few years back, but it just confused him more than ever.

glenno 28. February 2009, 00:49

The whole idea of a remote is so you can just stay in that comfy armchair and not have to get up, which is of course complete rubbish, as you have to go and find the damn thing in the first place...:irked:

Angeliki 28. February 2009, 01:07

unless you have an assistant to bring them to you p:

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glenno 28. February 2009, 01:16

Awesome, a Remote Retriever, highly trained I take it? :eyes:

Martin K 28. February 2009, 06:13

Martin likes remotes. Martin likes television. Martin will get very upset if he can't find the remote or if the batteries are dead. Martin don't care for the universe, just want his remote. Now!

Aadil 28. February 2009, 10:51

Some of those remotes have more buttons than my mobile and do less. :lol:

Lovinmalamutes 28. February 2009, 16:37

I have never figured out what the heck they all do. Maybe my T.V. will dance and I don't even know it. :lol:

The Once And Future King 28. February 2009, 16:40

Try SKY, up, down, left, left, right to make it dance. :up:

David Scott Aubrey 1. March 2009, 08:58

Now, now ... remote controls keep the battery industry going ... ! :wink:

The Once And Future King 1. March 2009, 13:03

I thought that was Christmas?

Lovinmalamutes 1. March 2009, 16:16

So did I, now the real truth comes out. It's a conspiracy I tell ya.:lol: :eyes: :lol: We don't use most of them but have you noticed you replace the batteries anyway!?! :lol: :lol:

Martin K 1. March 2009, 19:46

Most people don't realize how dangerous it can be to leave your remote lying on the couch or on the bed. If somebody sits on it butt naked, I mean. Without noticing the thing is there. It's embarrasing, to say the least, to go to the hospital with a remote control stuck somewhere in your intestine system. Same thing with cell phones. Accidents do happen, you know. You can never be too careful.

Darko 1. March 2009, 21:28

It sounds like a true story :insane:

glenno 1. March 2009, 23:05

At least you would know where to find it..

Martin K 2. March 2009, 04:52

Actually, I've never been there myself, Darko. Or, to be more precise it's never been there. But people are careless. They don't seem to realize how risky every day life is. There's really no telling how bad things can go, these days. You don't have to go further back than ten years to find a more safe world. Cell phones and remote controls had shapes and sizes back then, that would prevent accidents like the one I warn about. But nowadays? Gotta stay alert, boys and girls...

David Scott Aubrey 2. March 2009, 10:40

Clothes were only invented to protect people against remote control-related injuries ... :eyes: :wink:

Aadil 2. March 2009, 11:28

How do you think mobile phones are smuggled into prisons. :irked:.

The Once And Future King 2. March 2009, 11:43

Aadil, look up a member called Prisoner and read his forum posts. :lol:

Darko 2. March 2009, 11:53

Too much informations, qlue :ko:

The Once And Future King 2. March 2009, 18:06

That's the guy. :lol:

Martin K 3. March 2009, 04:31

I live about a mile from an old state correctional facility. It's been closed since 2002, but there's a small crime museum in the basement. One of the exibitions displays some of the inventive tricks inmates used to smuggle items in and out of prison.

Seems there's no limit as to what can go where as long as you put it in a condom and lubricate.

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