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Thursday, 5. March 2009, 10:52:36

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The evil troll has yet again shown its face, trying to be pitied by others by making it look as if the cats are the evils ones. We will not accept such a behaviour.

I have "borrowed" the clone machine - it's time to strike back!

Go, my catfianinan army. Go trollhunting!

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Furie 5. March 2009, 11:25

Luckily my browser has a clone filter. Only my own clones can get through. p:

Marike79 5. March 2009, 11:52

:lol:

robertj 5. March 2009, 11:57

Awesome!

Furie 5. March 2009, 12:03

Cat sympathiser. :mad: Don't you know the atrocities they've committed?

Dacotah 5. March 2009, 12:11

:up: :lol:

drlaunch 5. March 2009, 12:17

:eyes:

Marike79 5. March 2009, 12:19

Choose well! :devil:

ellinidata 5. March 2009, 12:21

:lol:

I love the white uniforms :heart:

Zaphira 5. March 2009, 12:24

@ Mik ~ don't worry about the browser. They will find you no matter what browser you're on. :devil:

Thanks to the rest of you - I am glad someone approves! :yes: :heart:

Furie 5. March 2009, 12:51

I've cloned my personal masseur and set that army up to meet them. I know the weakness you kittys have for that. p:

Zaphira 5. March 2009, 13:00

An army of masseurs?! Wow! :eyes:

Well... we will reject, of course! P:

gdare 5. March 2009, 14:31

Wow, a lot of kitties :eyes:

Zaphira 5. March 2009, 14:35

Highly trained, mind you!

DarkKnight70 5. March 2009, 14:45

*feeling dizzy, watching the endless army of clones*

*sets up a chair at the boundaries of the battlefield, pours a long-drink suitable for a long-term conflict, tiny umbrellas and lots of exotic fruits included*

*scribbles note*

"Dear General(euse)!
Despite my uttermost admirations for your skills as a warlady, please take notice, that the use of weapons of mass destruction probably impinges against international regulations, even being such cuties as your clone army. :D
UN-inspectors are probably on route, looks like time for covert operations, what about stealth units?

Yours sincerly, Wolvie"

Zaphira 5. March 2009, 14:51

*Dictates and answer to Wolvie*

"Dear Wolvie,
I understand your concern, but I can guarantee you that no innocent persons will be hit in this conflict. We will take the troll and his clones, one by one, and we have all the time in the world. :D
My army are educated in Martial arts, so we do really prefer a close battle.
Thanks for the concern!

DarkKnight70 5. March 2009, 15:11

*leans back reliefed in his chair*

*pulls out mobile, calls his bookie*

Hi Marty, what about the quotas "Catfianians against State of Fury"?
Hmm, aha, soso, ok, listen schmock, you give me a ten to one, don't forget you owe me one, I just say, you dangling from the balcony and a lot of angry guys, point taken?
Yeah, see you.

*leans back again, crossing his legs comfortably, which in fact is quite a tricky thing for a wolf to do*

*pulls out a little flag, imprinted with an angry looking :ninja: :cat:, waves it fiercly*

Let the games begin ...

Dacotah 5. March 2009, 15:27

:heart:

Aqualion 5. March 2009, 15:52

Before you get any ideas, milady... I might be an Aqualion, but don't get all exited about that. I'm fed up with Aslan this, Mufasa that. I'm just a tired old lion who can't be bothered with mice or trolls or kittens or anything else. So, I'm pretty much on Wolfie's side in this conflict, but I might not be watching all the time, 'cause I have important issues to take care of in the sleeping and napping department.

Good luck with the fighting. May the best inferior being win.

wickedlizard 5. March 2009, 16:27

To the attack! :cat: :ninja:


tsk tsk... sounds like Martin had traded sides. :ninja:

Javaen 5. March 2009, 18:35

I will supply bandages, cookies, body armor and gateraide.

:knight:

wickedlizard 5. March 2009, 18:44

:hat: To the attack! :hat:

DarkKnight70 5. March 2009, 19:09

Gateraide?
:confused:
*googles hastily to mask its ignorance*
Aaah, Gateraide, the cocktail of the champions!
*nods at bartender*
Gateraide recipe

Javaen 5. March 2009, 19:42

:happy: athletic Poweraide.

We're in for a long grueling fight, I fear. :insane:

Zaphira 5. March 2009, 19:52

Gateraide looks yummy.

I think the clones will do the job while I get myself a little nap... :zzz:

DarkKnight70 5. March 2009, 19:56

@Javaen ~ Think so, too.

Both combatants are tricky, crafty, resourceful and persistent.
And further long, I suppose each of them has some aces up his sleeve/pawn.
We poor bystanders have to watch ourselves, not getting crushed in the clash of the titans.

*nods gravely, continues sipping his drink*

Javaen 5. March 2009, 20:05

:D. *Trying to be a bystander.... Unless she can be convinced it to be worthwhile to fight.... And for whom*

Marike79 5. March 2009, 20:28

* walks over to where kitty is and curls up next to her* let the clones take care of it... Now I can rest peacefully...Kitty has evrything under control :zzz: :smile:

Stardancer 5. March 2009, 20:57

:lol:

Aqualion 5. March 2009, 20:58

Good thing they are silent. That's what I like about ninjas; they are silent. No shots or explotions or unnecessary shouting, only silent assasination without disturbing the peace of innocent lions taking a nap in the shade.

wickedlizard 5. March 2009, 21:17

:smile:

Zaphira 6. March 2009, 05:12

*wakes up and stretches* Mmmmmmrrrrrrr what a good nights sleep.
*tiptoes silently to the kitchen to get a bowl of milk, without disturbing the sleeping kitty and the big lion*

*Looks to see if others are still watching, or if they are sleeping too*

DarkKnight70 6. March 2009, 05:31

*works his way through a pile of cocktail glasses, opens dozily an eye, groans*
Oh, dear me, bloody hangover, Gateraide, never again,I swear

BTW, the german term for hangover is "Kater", which then again translates as tomcat...:D

Aqualion 6. March 2009, 06:05

*Yawn*

Seems like the kitten army did good. No sign of stinking trolls anywhere. Not that I have anything against trolls, as long as they stay out of my breakfast. Maybe he decided to withdraw and regroup. In stead we now have white kittens running around everywhere. Maybe it's time for me to use my special white kitten repellent...

My regards to Wolfie. Gateraid hangovers are the worst... So I've heard. I'm afraid Red Bull is the only remedy.

And goodmorning, by the way.

wickedlizard 6. March 2009, 09:19

Good morning! :D

Zaphira 6. March 2009, 09:32

Good morning you all. :D

@ DarkKnight ~ Interesting about the Kater - I didn't know that. Is German your mother tongue?
I never have hangovers though. Now I don't know if I should feel sad about that. awww

@ Aqualion ~ Red Bull for breakfast...? :faint:
Man, you are one tough lion!

@ Issy ~ I hope you slept well! :heart:

DarkKnight70 6. March 2009, 10:17

@Aqualion ~ Thanks for the advice. Should perform well, 'cos Red Bull tastes like medicine to me... :D :up:

@Zaphira ~ Yup, I'm Austrian, you remember that small stain on the map, south-east of Germany... :wink:

Dacotah 6. March 2009, 10:58

Goodmorning Zaphira. :smile:

Zaphira 6. March 2009, 12:10

@ DarkKnight ~ You know, I read your profile too fast - I read it as Australia! :rolleyes: @ myself!
So, now I got a chance to practice my German! :yes:

@ Carol ~ Good morning to you, I hope you had some sleep this night. :smile:

DarkKnight70 6. March 2009, 12:29

Please keep in mind:
Australia: Lots of desert, cangaroos hopping joyfully around, carrying their offspring in the integrated passenger compartment.
Austria: Lots of mountains, cows standing about rather bored, chewing on their lunch over and over again. (cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow, :zzz:)

:hat: Hooray, looking forward to multilingual Zaphira :cheers:

Zaphira 6. March 2009, 12:31

Thanks for the lesson in differencies about countries! :D

:lol: @ the bored cows! :lol:

So, you better start your blog up, so I can get my practicing started! :yes:

Aqualion 6. March 2009, 14:13

"Lots of mountains, cows standing about rather bored, chewing on their lunch over and over again."

Sounds like Denmark. Only without the mountains. (Denmark is the seven small rocks in the ocean North of Germany.)

Javaen 6. March 2009, 14:42

I may have to check out that Gateraide recipe you posted. There is no alcohol in it..... Or there isn't supposed to be....

*wonders if the wolf imagined the whole drunk, including hangover*

Dacotah 6. March 2009, 15:09

Hi Zaphira, I didn't get much sleep last night. *sighs*

Javaen 6. March 2009, 15:30

awww sorry to overhear that Carol. What kept you up?

Dacotah 6. March 2009, 15:35

Thanks Jen, I don't know, I have not been able to sleep right for many years.

DarkKnight70 6. March 2009, 15:35

@Javaen ~ Re: no alcohol
Gateraide Cocktail Recipe
Category: Shaked and Cocktail Glass
Ingredients:
- 1 oz vodka
- 1 oz melon liqueur (midori, melloni...)
- 2 oz sweet and sour mix
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with 3 - 4 ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
At least last time in RTW vodka served well in the purpose of creating me a hangover. :ko:
"..... Or there isn't supposed to be...." :confused:

Javaen 6. March 2009, 15:47

*giggles* :no: While I'm glad you enjoyed your version of Gaterade, I was actually referring to Gaterade!!!

Hope it clears things up. And my version may help your hangover too! :D

Javaen 6. March 2009, 15:48

Carol, I've been perminantly messed up since I used to work nights! :frown: Insomnia sucks! :cry:

DarkKnight70 6. March 2009, 15:52

@Zaphira ~ :confused:
bbcode formating in your blog only allowed for bold/italic ?
Tried to decrease Fontsizes 'n change colors to increase readability.
Doesn't work, :cry: , although the style is applied in the preview of the post.

Dacotah 6. March 2009, 15:56

Mine is since I was married to my abusive husband. Yes, insomnia sucks.

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