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Friends with big tits wanted

Thursday, 19. March 2009, 05:15:41

,

I am usually being nice to newbies, and explain how things work here if I can.
We have all been newbies after all, and I love the MyOpera community.

But some newbies just deserve to be posted about.

Here's a PM I received the other day:

Hi zaphira how you doing im new to the opera mini community and i seen your pic(the one wit da big tits,dnt know if there urz) which jus caught my eyes, i jus wana know if we could be friends?



So basically he is saying that he wants to befriend me if my boobs are big enough!?

Sorry pal, it doesn't work that way.

Better luck next time!

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Comments

Jen 19. March 2009, 05:25

Um. Seema to be a rash of naughty behavior with people lately. :irked:

Yer "Bad Newbie" line had me :lol: tho!

I'm sure they'll be a mad dash to find the boobie picture now! :yikes:

Darko 19. March 2009, 05:26

Homer: Doh!
I am curious what kind of friend he would like to be *shaking head*

Mit 19. March 2009, 05:30

Perhaps he just wants to be your t-shirt collection's friend p:

I like your "Bad Newbie" :cool:

Carol 19. March 2009, 05:38

:lol: :D

Phantom2 19. March 2009, 06:12

It's ironic he say that he's part of the "mini community"! :lol:

merlin! 19. March 2009, 06:15

So you mean you don't have big tits?! Oh my, why am I visiting your blog then?? awww

Mit 19. March 2009, 06:22

:lol: @ Merlin

Hey, it's weird, I saw content of Merlin's comment in Phantom's comment last time.

glenno 19. March 2009, 06:34

I have never seen a photo in your album with a women who has these birds..

Kitty 19. March 2009, 06:38

@ Jen ~ There are always people who need to be taught a lesson about behaviour. What makes me wonder is that if he really thinks that this is a good way to make friends. :rolleyes:

@ Darko ~ Yeah. You know, on second thought, I don't think I want to know. :D

@ Mit ~ You may be right, but I don't think so. P:

@ Carol ~ P:

@ Phantom ~ Hahaha, Maybe I should tell him that: Sorry, but the big tits does not go well with the Mini..."! :lol:

@ Merlin ~ Because you like the company whatsoever... P:

@ Glenno ~ I think he is hallucinating then :D

glenno 19. March 2009, 06:48

A few of your tee shirt girls have rather large breasts however, perhaps he is just confused? :lol:

Carol 19. March 2009, 06:50

What? :D It's funny. p:

Kitty 19. March 2009, 07:11

@ Glenno ~ You may be right. But there are both girls with small breasts, men and kids too, and no one mentions them! P:

@ Carol ~ It is. And he even sent the message to me three times. :faint:

r♡se 19. March 2009, 07:43

:lol: What a nice lesson. You should point him to this post, and throw in a remark about his horrid language too... :up:

glenno 19. March 2009, 07:49

Perhaps its whats written on the tee-shirts that makes the difference :rolleyes:

Cois 19. March 2009, 08:56

Think he'll want to be friends with Mik and his nipple? :D

Carol 19. March 2009, 09:23

Zaphira, first time funny. 2nd and 3rd time :irked: :faint:
Hope you pm'd him back a good one. :D

Kitty 19. March 2009, 09:30

@ Rose ~ Good point. I think I would, if I thought it made any difference. Unfortunately I don't think it would change anything. :D

@ Glenno ~ Are you thinking of the Boy Toy t-shirt? :wink:

@ Cois ~ Ah, he probably will. Imagine the reply to him: "I am not interested, but I do know someone you might like. Long, dark hair, interesting nipple..." :lol:

@ Carol ~ I didn't PM him back - usually I just ignore people like that, but this one was too good not to post about! :D

Carol 19. March 2009, 09:33

Send him a link to the you tube video "Balls Out Jeans"!!! :lol: :D

r♡se 19. March 2009, 09:34

Yeah, you're right... It probably would be lost on him anyway.
:lol: @ interesting nipple!

glenno 19. March 2009, 09:35

Miiight be...:left: :right: :whistle:

Aadil 19. March 2009, 10:49

Is it ok if I just laugh? :lol:.

David Scott Aubrey 19. March 2009, 11:31

Sigh ... I think the guy was being a tit ... :lol:

Jen 19. March 2009, 12:41

P:. :lol:

Kitty 19. March 2009, 13:37

@ Carol ~ Haha yes, I could do that. I'm just scared he will see it as an invitation to send me a picture of his... :faint:

@ Glenno ~ I just knew it! P:

@ Issy ~ Yes, that's how I felt as well. :D
How did the story with the one who used one of your photos as her own profile pic btw?

@ Aadil ~ That's what I hoped for! :D

@ David ~ Ok, I had to look it up, I wasn't aware that tits could be anything but a bird and boobs. :left: If somebody had said to me: "you get on my tits!" I would have gaped! P:

@ Jen ~ :cool:

Martin K 19. March 2009, 14:16

I just did a bit of very important research, and here's the result - for you people special:

Google search on 'tits' gives 84.200.000 hits.
Google search on 'big tits' gives 33.800.000 hits.
Google search on 'small tits' gives 5.500.000 hits.

Figures...

It makes you wonder, though.

If you add the 33.800.000 big tits to the 5.500.000 small tits, you get a total of 39.300.000 big and small tits. Compared with the 84.200.000 tits, there's a difference of 44.900.000 units.

In what category would these tits be?

Of course, Comparing Tits is not an exact science. I just wonder.


:confused:

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 19. March 2009, 14:27

@ Zaph: Opera removed it for me. The person utterly ignored my request to remove it. :rolleyes: Since, all my photos have been changed to friend's only status.

Kitty 19. March 2009, 15:07

@ Lion ~ Well, there are so many types of tits, you know.

Google says:

Weird tits: 6.970.000 hits
Funny tits: 6.970.000 hits (Same? Weird!)
Huge tits: 8.070.000 hits
Tiny tits: 2.020.000 hits

That's 24.030.000 tits :eyes:

Wow... just... wow!



@ Issy ~ Oh good that the Opera team removed them. :up: I have been meaning to ask you before, I just kept forgetting it.

Suntana 19. March 2009, 15:51

:lol: ROFLMAO! You sure know how to get our attention, Zaph.
The ONE with da Big Tits caught his eye?
There's only ONE on there? You should have gone, "Hey, Buddy! Yer gonna have to be more specific."

With the Bad Newbie Bad reprimand you gave him, now he'll be singing that 70s song by the Band War ---

:sing: Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around.

Carol 19. March 2009, 17:53

:faint:

Martin K 19. March 2009, 17:58

I know, there are many types of tits, Zaph.

I'm not saying, I'm an expert or anything, but I have seen my share of tits. One of the first things that happened to me, shortly after I was born, was that my mothers tit was pressed against my face and I had no choice but to bite into it. Ever since that tremendously traumatic incident, I have been extremely cautious in the presence of ladies...

But tits are gallore. You might even find two different types of tits on one lady, and one lady's tits might change type many times during her lifetime.

Then there is surgery... On which subject I prefer not to comment.

Mugs 19. March 2009, 21:39

It takes all kinds.

I've often wondered if any of the people that send those types of messages would have enough balls to say something that stupid if they were standing in front of a person. Or is it merely the perceived anonymity of a computer screen that temporarily shuts off oxygen to the brain?

flamingo-rinse 19. March 2009, 22:03

<somewhat off topic, but what the hey...> : I have an acquaintance who's mother is so...errr...uptight (don't know if that's the correct description, but you'll know what I mean)...that she will not even speak the word 'breasts'. She in fact even refers to 'Chest of Chicken' when discussing chicken breasts in a recipe, for instance. Is that really funny, or not??? Personally, I think it's really funny :smile:

Would 'chest' be more acceptable that 'Tits' in an unwanted conversation about physical attributes??

Suntana 19. March 2009, 22:36

Chest of Chicken ... :lol:
Would Chest of Chicken be the same as Rack of Chicken? p:
Okay, so there's actually no Rack of Chicken ... of which I am aware. Only Rack of Lamb.

Aadil 19. March 2009, 22:40

But a good rack is worth thorough investigation. :whistle:.
I've got a great shot of breasts, but it can't be displayed in public. :left:.

David Scott Aubrey 19. March 2009, 22:41

Reminds me of the Stephen King novel 'Carrie' where the ultra-religious mother would only refer to breasts as 'fluffy pillows' ... :lol:

David Scott Aubrey 19. March 2009, 22:45

Which makes it ponly weirder when I see biscuits in the supermarket called fluffy pillows ... :lol:

Suntana 19. March 2009, 22:58

Ahhh, yes, the Fluffy Pillows. :jester:

I guess in swimming they should change the Breast Stroke to the Chest Stroke? Or for guys - the Pec Stroke and for gals - the Rack Stroke.

Aadil 19. March 2009, 23:14

The 'pec' stroke is just wrong! :insane:.

Jen 19. March 2009, 23:25

Funbags? :wink:

Martin K 19. March 2009, 23:56

In Danish it's singularis 'pat' and pluralis 'patter'. Patter translates exactly to tits. Patter is very vulgar in Denmark and is only used humouristic or sexistic, instead we use the neutral expression bryster/bryst, like breasts/breast. Additionally we have a broard variety of impossible to translate slang expressions.

Interesting items always have many names.

(.)(.) or (o)(o) or (ø)(ø)..? I just can't decide which pair I like the best.(PS: The last ones, with the ø, are the pierced version.)

Keep 'em fluffy, ladies, and goodnight!

Jen 20. March 2009, 00:16

*giggles* "keep em fluffy, ladies".

Phantom2 20. March 2009, 01:48

I just completed an extensive survey of all my close female friends...and am pleased to announce they all have large boobs! :up:
They seemed pleased with my opinion.

Jen 20. March 2009, 01:50

P2. You do so much to help so many, I'm assured. :rolleyes:

Phantom2 20. March 2009, 02:48

I try to keep abreast of the situation ! :up:

I'm a student of culture......BTW........

flamingo-rinse 20. March 2009, 03:39

...and often noted as a sensitive writer, albeit one who plays things close to the chest...:left: :right: ( :D )

Jen 20. March 2009, 03:46

:lol: Well said, both of you! :yes:

Kitty 20. March 2009, 05:15

Twenty new comments?! :faint:

oh dear.... Well -

@ Lion ~ I was thinking about the translation into Danish as well, and to be honest, the word "patter" is a true turn off for me. I like for them to be called either something neutral, or better, something nice. :smile:

@ Mugs ~ I am sure that guy would never say like that to a girl in real life. It's so easy to approach girls online, - and it seems that some guys think that they can make "friends" just by pressing a send-button. :rolleyes:

@ Mr. Rinse ~ Chest of chicken?! :lol: Come onnnn, that's so uptight! :lol: How old is she? 210 years?! :lol:

@ Sunny ~ The pec stroke!? :eyes: Dare I even ask what that refers to? :left:

@ David ~ Fluffy pillows? Just like, Booby biscuits? That name would sell a lot of crackers, I'm sure! :wink:

@ Phantom ~ I'd love to have seen that investigation! :lol:

@ Jen ~ Do you call them funbags? I can't even imagine how I'd use that in a sentence! :D


Phantom2 20. March 2009, 05:29

:lol: Just doing my part for science! :up: The project was a real handful.

.......:eyes: Booby Biscuits! * calls marketing expert *

Jen 20. March 2009, 06:00

:lol: All the sentences I could think up left me wide open to being the next wack-job you blogged about.

*giggles* I'll sleep on it, and see if my mind is cleaner in the morning. :D

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