Skip navigation.

Kitty's Corner

Hitslink shows the true nature of my readers

Monday, 20. April 2009, 05:21:45

, ,

I often check my Hitslink account - it is so much fun to see which searches that lead my visitors here.

Here you go:

2/4 4:28:44 AM Alexandria, Virginia, US 68.105.179.xxx
Search: intimity shoes

I'm not really sure I want to know what it is. Maybe it's what Ripp would call CFMN shoes... :D

4/4 6:30:54 AM Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais, Brazil 201.54.209.xx
Search: www.pornobuster.com

And why on earth did the person end up on my blog?! :eyes:

4/4 6:40:10 AM 174.18.210.xxx
Search: men who hate women tough on men book

Awww... tough on men? :ironi ON: That's so sad. :ironi OFF: :left:

4/4 8:25:34 PM Domzale, Bohinj, Slovenia 89.143.107.xx
Search: porn zaphira

Oddly enough, I get this search quite often. :lol:

4/9 6:14:02 PM Skövde, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden 85.228.250.xx
Search: rose- marie boobs

Perv! :mad:

4/10 6:15:26 PM London, UK 89.243.34.xx
Search: unusual purple shoes

Wow, my shoes have become famous. I checked - they come up as number 6 on a Google search! :yes:

4/12 6:21:47 AM Fayetteville, New York, US 72.230.125.xx
Search: just said no to penis

This search seriously cracked me up! :lol:

4/18 2:51:28 PM Bayreuth, Bayern, Germany 84.147.48.xxx
Search: henna pussy

- I had several searches for henna pussy and Indian henna pussy from all across the world that day. There are some serious weird people out there! :yikes:


See? I told you it was fun! P:

Rules for catsGran Torino

Comments

thaodp 20. April 2009, 05:53

Indeed, Zap :lol: :lol:

just said no to penis

:eyes: :lol: :lol:

Dacotah 20. April 2009, 06:01

:lol:

Moesring 20. April 2009, 06:02

Search: porn zaphira

I wonder what they're actually searching for. Well, it's porn obviously, but surely they aren't looking for Kitty porn, are they? :eyes:

Phantom2 20. April 2009, 06:20

:lol: :lol:

I got some good ones to post.
They always seem to show up when I'm on the road! :confused:

AnitaMargita 20. April 2009, 06:50

:lol:

rose-marie 20. April 2009, 06:56

:lol: :lol: "just said no to penis" - hilarious!
Yay on your famous shoes :hat: :D.
And nay on the boob thing :irked:

Moesring 20. April 2009, 07:28

nay on the boob thing

It's such a silly thing to search for, isn't it? If anything, I'd search for "rose-marie forehead" - and I'm sure I'm not the only one. :yes::swoon::forehead:

rose-marie 20. April 2009, 08:01

So, that was you? :eyes: p:

What's even more disturbing is that the person seeking rose-marie's boobs is from Sweden! :insane:

Furie 20. April 2009, 08:21

Come on Rosie. Zap's readers have made their request known. Help them out. :up:

Furie 20. April 2009, 08:26

I think this may be the Zaphira porn they were looking for. Nice to see that our Zap beats her twice in a search for "Zaphira porn".

eyemreli 20. April 2009, 08:47

Hi. How many visitors have you got so far? I bet more than 10000 - when it come sto 'porno' :D :wink:

Mine is usually about 'academics', 'philosophy', 'languages' and photos of Russian historical buildings.

glenno 20. April 2009, 09:28

Any fame is good fame :smile:

Hermitess 20. April 2009, 11:38

I get crazy searches on mine as well but I haven't checked it lately. Its pretty interesting though! :wink:

eyemreli 20. April 2009, 13:11

I agree with you Glenno :yes:

Zaphira 20. April 2009, 15:27

@ Mit ~ Yes, they're pretty funny. I laughed out loud when I saw that one too, re-reading it to be sure I read it right :D

@ Carol ~ :D

@ Moe ~ I have been wondering about that too. The funny thing is also that I got more searches for banana porn than for kitty porn. Weird, very weird. :left:

@ Phantom ~ And that's exactly when the perves sneak in. :yikes:

@ Ana ~ P:

@ Rose ~ Yeah, nay on the boob thing! :mad: No peeking! :mad:

@ Mik ~ Not in public! :irked:

@ Eyemreli ~ Hi! I haven't exactly counted how many of my visitors who come here searching for porn, but I have many visitors in general, and I have had way more than 10,000. :smile:

@ Glenno ~ True - at least that's what the advertisers say.

@ Hermitess ~ It is interesting indeed, especially when you get searches that make you go WTF!? :eyes:

Javaen 20. April 2009, 15:39

:lol:

:left: The henna one is freaky.

:happy: I'm sure Rose-marie has very nice boobies, but sometimes it's best to leave something to the imagination.

Most of my hits are about the good ol Robospanker, Manswers, and Javaen.

I think Javaen is some computer code dealy. :D

Zaphira 20. April 2009, 16:09

There are so many weird people out there Jen, indeed. :D

Is there a special story about your name? :curious:

53north 20. April 2009, 16:24

I'm getting about 20 searches an hour on : July 22 Tsunami.
There's an eclipse.
I did a blog post to fit the term to reassure people and try and kill the rumour mills..
=o}

Zaphira 20. April 2009, 16:28

Oh wow, 20 searches an hour, that's a lot! :eyes:

Hermitess 20. April 2009, 17:56

You made me curious so I looked at my hitslink & the only search that was on there was one from Australia searching for.... Dogs with big teeth.

:left: my fault for posting so much about my dogs!

And another searching for hermithorse. Now who is looking for my old horse? He is pretty handsome for being 80 in people years!

53north 20. April 2009, 18:06

It's about medium. I had 10 albums of net images with about 60+ in each album. I was top hit for New Zealand flag and Sam Fox for a time!
A good hobby blog with nothing false or contrived soon gets you into the 1st page of google with the Search Engine Optimisation opera has.
Sites like USGS and Smithsonian fall by the wayside by being economical with the truth, changing critical info, and going against 70% of the results returned by media sites. A 6.4 quake in Greece they put out as 4.8, etc..
=o}

Zaphira 20. April 2009, 18:24

@ Hermitess ~ You know, I am so glad that I am not the only curious person around! :yes:
Love the search for the dogs with big teeth. It makes you wonder why people would search for that! :lol:

@ 53north ~ My searches doesn't come that fast at all, but I don't care, as long as some funny ones show up from time to time.
I don't know any of the two sites you mention. :smile:

Furie 20. April 2009, 18:42

Not what in public? :left:

Zaphira 20. April 2009, 18:44

Showing boobs... :left:

Furie 20. April 2009, 19:29

Yeah, like you don't want to see them. p:

Zaphira 20. April 2009, 19:29

Haha, that's what I said, not in public! :lol:

Spaggyj 20. April 2009, 20:03

:lol: how comes I don't get freaky-deaky searches? awww

Zaphira 20. April 2009, 20:09

My freaky searches kind of come in bundles. I can have weeks where I don't discover one single one. (But okay, there are weeks where I don't check either) :D

Cois 20. April 2009, 21:11

Seriously weird :lol: 'i just said no to penis' and what now? Regretting it? :lol:

ellinidata 20. April 2009, 22:55

hahahahaha that was fun! p:
I don't dare seeing mine :lol:

show them who is the boss here! Only a brave kitty :yes:



Javaen 21. April 2009, 03:40

Zaph,

My name= Jen
My daughters=Ava

It was simple and different when I put her in the middle of my name. She's my heart. And a big writing inspiration.

No great explanation. My old sceenname online since college didn't fit where I was at anymore.

Zaphira 21. April 2009, 03:55

@ Cois ~ And she/he came here to figure out how to go back in time, or...? :lol:

@ Angeliki ~ You know, I have a feeling that yours are even worse and more weird than mine! :D

@ Jen ~ :idea: Of course, I should have guessed. Homer: Doh!
Sorry - and thanks for explaining! :up:

eyemreli 21. April 2009, 04:12

:D Well, I didn't mean porn! :D I was talking about the total number of visitors.

rose-marie 21. April 2009, 07:21

Originally posted by Mik:

Help them out.

:eyes: The boobs?

Zaphira 21. April 2009, 07:31

I'll help if you need it! :lol:


Furie 21. April 2009, 10:12

Jen, the psychological implications of putting your child back in you are fascinating. p:

Javaen 21. April 2009, 14:32

:left:

*knows a touch about psychology* *aims beam at self*

Oh crap! :insane:

Marike79 21. April 2009, 14:32

Those are really weird hits, I never have strange ones awww the penis one was very funny... :lol:

ellinidata 21. April 2009, 15:21

"@ Angeliki ~ You know, I have a feeling that yours are even worse and more weird than mine!"


:lol: I have a feeling you might be right again! p:

Zaphira 21. April 2009, 15:22

@ Marike ~ Yeah, it makes you wonder, right?! :D

@ Angeliki ~ So that's why you're not checking! :lol:

ellinidata 21. April 2009, 15:31

:lol:

maybe I am not ready to see " the true nature of my readers " :lol:

Zaphira 21. April 2009, 16:02

Well... I'll be on that list too you know. :wink:

But don't tell the others what I searched for! :D

Suntana 21. April 2009, 20:21

:sherlock: Rose-marie Boobs? Interesting, very interesting indeed. :whistle: I mean, who knows? Maybe that person was looking for Rose-marie's Boobs as in Rose's male subordinates at her job.

Just said no to penis ... Now there's someone who takes commitment seriously. :jester:

Zaphira 21. April 2009, 20:23

Sunny, you know, you just made my imagination run... imagine:

- Excuse me miss, would you like some penis?
- No thank you sir.

*runs home to ask for advice*

*types* "just said no to penis"...

:lol:

Suntana 21. April 2009, 20:44

:lol: Good one, Zaph!
After the "No thank you, sir," you could add that the committed woman goes, "I'm trying to quit. I'm on the Penis Patch." p:

Zaphira 21. April 2009, 20:49

Penis Patch!!! :lol:

I'd love to see the pharmacist's face after a costumer asks for that! :faint:

rose-marie 21. April 2009, 20:49

:eyes: Does that mean I can call my male male subordinates boobs? He-hey! :D

Suntana 21. April 2009, 21:47

And if they're NEW male subordinates, you can call them NOOB Boobs. :D

Furie 21. April 2009, 21:56

Male male? How male are they? :insane:

Zaphira 22. April 2009, 04:16

If they are that much male I want to work where Rose works! :yes:

1 2 3 Next »

Showing comments 1 - 50 of 142.

How to use Quote function:

  1. Select some text
  2. Click on the Quote link

Write a comment

Comment
(BBcode and HTML is turned off for anonymous user comments.)

If you can't read the words, press the small reload icon.


Smilies

Photos

s-and-m-candy.jpgpenguin gang bang.jpgcabbage porn.jpgkitty porn.jpgdoggyporn.jpgfood porn.jpg1Dick Head.jpgMmmmrr.jpgcar sex.jpgnaughty barney.jpg