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Sunday, 21. June 2009, 04:46:11

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Checking Hitslink statistics can be so much fun - and often a bit disturbing too. I'll give you a few examples to let you see what I mean:

4/20 8:00:43 PM Karlstad, Varmlands Lan, Sweden 83.253.142.xxx
Search: "remove friends" facebook ...

Yep, that's true. If you need to get rid of your friends, then just come to me! :lol:

4/25 7:11:28 PM Dubai, United Arab Emirates 195.229.236.xxx
Search: you tube sex nurses

I do what to the sex nurses?? :eyes:

4/25 6:52:15 PM Miami, Florida, US 75.74.97.xxx
Search: public waxing

As if private waxing wasn't bad enough. :rolleyes:

4/27 3:56:09 PM Kamienna Góra, Jelenia Gora, Poland 83.4.49.xx
Search: magiar masturbation

I don't know what to say!

5/1 6:50:20 AM Belleville, New Jersey, US 68.82.149.xxx
Search: sunny's purple shoes on what not to wear

Ha, so Sunny got jealous of my purple shoes, and bought a pair himself?! :D

5/7 12:55:55 PM Mount Colah, New South Wales, AU 203.202.165.xxx
Search: rose oldest porn star 1

Words escape me here... :faint:

5/10 8:33:15 AM Kitchener, Ontario, Canada 70.26.96.xxx
Search: wolfie pornstar

It seems that many of my friends are making a little extra money on the side. :lol:

5/16 8:07:05 PM Barnsley, UK 149.254.219.xx
Search: porn with my grandmum

Oh dear... that is so sick!

5/16 8:07:37 PM Oslo, Norway 88.89.97.xx
Search: amputation and sex

...You're surely kidding!? :faint:

6/1 8:55:07 AM Indianapolis, Indiana, US 69.136.176.xx
Search: do most girls have meat curtains?

:rolleyes:


6/20 9:28:31 AM Talange, Lorraine, France 80.185.170.xxx
Search: furry porn saphira

Okay, let's stop this - I think it's getting spooky now! :left:


I hope you had a good laugh! :D

:heart:

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Comments

Moesring 21. June 2009, 05:07

A lot of porn hits. Are you also "making a little extra money on the side"? :sherlock:P:

Zaphira 21. June 2009, 05:38

Nope. This blog is totally free. No money involved. :D

Dacotah 21. June 2009, 05:48

:lol:
Rose-Marie, Wolfieboy and Mik, tsk tsk tsk. :D

Amnith 21. June 2009, 06:47

There's nothing more furry than furry... porn? :right:

Amnith 21. June 2009, 06:56

Btw, Zaphira: Are you using the free version of Hitslink? I cannot find anything useful with it. P:

garlingmatthews 21. June 2009, 08:21

:eek: I hope that there were a few non-porn hits. I got found on a search for true love. I can't really figure out how that happened.

There is a hits tracker built in here, with a map and everything.

Cois 21. June 2009, 09:48

Wtf! :lol:

clean 21. June 2009, 10:05

I've never understood Hits Link - I assume results are tag-based, and can see some of the searches leading to my page from that. But others ... :confused:

Furie 21. June 2009, 10:17

:eek: I don't know who this "furry" and "saphira" are, but if their porn is a version of a certain war, then we're so suing for damages! :yes:.

Poor old Rose. awww

Cois 21. June 2009, 10:27

:lol: no wolves were used in the making of this porno :left: a furry guy in a saphira suit was used as a stand-in :left:

rose-marie 21. June 2009, 11:04

What can I say... After you've reached a certain age, there's only one section in the movie business who'll want you. awww

:lol: Furry and Saphira? That sounds like a couple of really bad impostors!

Furie 21. June 2009, 12:47

Are you the woman in Zap's secret album? :left:

noah counte 21. June 2009, 12:55

Ironically enough, I was looking at "Marmaduke Explained" at it's new home yesterday, and saw a post about the world's oldest porn star. He's a Japanese man of 75, with plans to retire at 80.

If you shoot video when you tube sex nurses, I'd be interested in seeing them. Also, let me know when your magiar comes in :wink:

The search for meat curtains comes from just north of me. I hope there will be no assumption of guilt by association, as I am non-discriminatory in that regard.

garlingmatthews 21. June 2009, 13:12

...I don't even know what it means, and I think that I can live with that p:

Zaphira 21. June 2009, 13:16

@ Carol ~ See? You never know your friends until you've checked your hitslink stats! :lol:

@ Rob ~ Yes, I'm only using the free version. And almost only for this purpose. I am still amazed at the searches people come up with. Some people seem to think that Google is an oracle! :D

@ Matthew ~ Oh yes, I get searches that aren't for porn stuff also. :up:

@ Cois ~ Busted, eh? :D

@ David ~ Some are tag based, but lots of them aren't. Some searches lead to the comments of the posts also. I don't know the pattern either.

@ Mik ~ Stop mentioning the secret album!" :mad: There's a reason for it to be secret!

@ Rose ~ So, are you making films with that old dude I blogged about earlier? :eek:

@ Noah ~ I've blogged about that guy. (Click here to see post...)
And, just for the record - I have never tubed a sex nurse, no matter what the rumours say! :left:
And how do I even know when and if my magiar comes in?! :cry:

Dacotah 21. June 2009, 13:46

:lol: I see. :D Mine never has any interesting searches.

Zaphira 21. June 2009, 14:35

Really? Ah... maybe you have, you just haven't noticed them. :D

Marike79 21. June 2009, 16:54

:lol: nice!!

:sst: neither do I Carol awww

Furie 21. June 2009, 18:15

Kitty and I can help you both out with that. :devil:

Zaphira 21. June 2009, 18:54

Should be the simplest thing in the world! :devil:

Marike79 21. June 2009, 19:16

Mmmmm... p:

themugs 21. June 2009, 19:52

You get all the good ones!

clean 21. June 2009, 22:42

Originally posted by noah counte:

The search for meat curtains comes from just north of me. I hope there will be no assumption of guilt by association



I'm concerned about that, too! :eyes:

Originally posted by Zaphira:

5/7 12:55:55 PM Mount Colah, New South Wales, AU 203.202.165.xxx
Search: rose oldest porn star 1



I'm further north than New South Wales, kitty! :no:

Furie 21. June 2009, 22:50

You guys think that's bad? I share an IP number with several thousand phone users across the country. I've seen IP numbers I've had applied to this phone by the network come up in really dodgy searches, sometimes on friends pages.

clean 21. June 2009, 23:17

:left: :right:

Oh, hey ... that explanation works, too! :wink: :lol:

Furie 22. June 2009, 01:27

:rolleyes: Don't make me smear you in Marmite and chain you to Randy's bed. p:

Dacotah 22. June 2009, 02:16

Ummmm, that's ok Mik.

Zaphira, I have checked from time to time. Just boring "No search entered." :D

Zaphira 22. June 2009, 04:07

@ Mugs ~ Surely you get some juicy ones too. :wink:

Originally posted by David:

I'm further north than New South Wales, kitty!

Try to convince Rose about that. :D

@ Mik ~ Yes, please do smear him in Marmite! :yes:

@ Carol ~ Perhaps the good ones are there the days you didn't check. :D

Dacotah 22. June 2009, 04:09

Could be. :D

Dacotah 22. June 2009, 04:13

I got two different ones now.
"Search: your welcome sweety"
"Search: your love like a seed"
other than that nothing yet.
:D

Zaphira 22. June 2009, 04:26

*giggles*

I wonder what people are really looking for when they search for "your welcome sweety" ... :confused:

Dacotah 22. June 2009, 04:27

I wonder too.

Suntana 22. June 2009, 05:03

Sunny's purple shoes on what not to wear? :left: :right:
Uhhh, I can explain that.
They were Basketball shoes. REALLY! You have to believe me! nervous - :lol: Yeah, I'm an NBA LA Lakers Fan and back in the 80s, I did have a pair of the "Magic Johnson Shoes." They were White, Yellow & Purple. :whistle:

Marike79 22. June 2009, 05:14

:lol: the only remotely strange one I got was 'Marikes beach'

Dacotah 22. June 2009, 05:24

:lol: :D

Marike79 22. June 2009, 05:40

It was you Carol!? p:

Zaphira 22. June 2009, 05:51

@ Sunny ~ uh huh... yeah... I see. *nods*
So.. these basketball shoes you have... what are you not wearing them with? :left:
:wink:

@ Marike ~ Your beach?! :confused:
:lol: Where is your beach anyway? :D

Marike79 22. June 2009, 05:54

That I would like to know too :eyes:

Zaphira 22. June 2009, 05:55

Oh... now that's spooky. :eyes:
Let me know if you locate it. :up: :lol:

Marike79 22. June 2009, 05:58

:lol: hahahaha if I do you will be the first I tell :D

Zaphira 22. June 2009, 05:59

Yay! :happy: *bounces*

qlue 22. June 2009, 07:05

Ninety percent of searches that find my blog are for spam. p:.
Just a thought, perhaps I should add my Download Opera button directly into my posts about spam :sherlock:.
They're clearly getting lot's of attention. p:.

clean 22. June 2009, 09:32

You want me smeared in Marmite, Zaph? :devil: :wink: :lol:

Zaphira 22. June 2009, 09:38

Uh huh... :left:
*grabs camera*

:wink: P:

clean 22. June 2009, 10:02

So long as you clean me off afterwards ... :wink:

Wait ... that didn't come out right ...

Hang on ... that sounded funny ...

Halt! Much of the above was unusual ... ! :eyes: :wink:

Zaphira 22. June 2009, 10:20

Maybe because it's bedtime soon??? :left:

clean 22. June 2009, 11:29

We could make lots of money from this! I know I could.

Pay up, everyone ... or I'll release video of me naked and covered in Marmite! :lol:

Zaphira 22. June 2009, 11:30

:lol:

garlingmatthews 22. June 2009, 12:25

But think, what if you have to carry through on that threat :yikes:

Zaphira 22. June 2009, 12:27

That's what the camera is for! :wink:

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