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My name is... My name is...

This isn't new at all, but it made me laugh, so I hope that it'll give you a good laugh too:


There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens the girls dated and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said:
"Hi, my name’s Joe, I’m here for Flo. We’re going to the show, is she ready to go?"
The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

The next lad arrived and said:
"My name’s Eddie, I’m here for Betty, we’re gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?"
Father felt this one was OK too, so off the two kids went.

The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door.

The boy started off:
"Hi, my name’s Chuck ... "
*Bang*

HitslinkI won't cut my hair!!

Comments

Moesring 6. July 2009, 05:02

My name's Chuck, *bang* ?
That doesn't even rhyme. :rolleyes:

Kittylicious 6. July 2009, 05:04

Oh, Moe... awww

Moesring 6. July 2009, 05:07

:yikes: Don't say that. It sounds like a line from a disgusting scene from a 1950s film. :yuck:

Kittylicious 6. July 2009, 05:14

But at least it rhymes. :happy:

Kimberly 6. July 2009, 05:52

i always love that one no matter how many times i hear it....lol

Dacotah 6. July 2009, 05:53

I don't get it.

Aadil 6. July 2009, 08:09

:lol::lol:.
The only thing I don't get is what what the last daughter's name? :sherlock:p:

Whassit Tooh-Ya 6. July 2009, 08:56

:lol: , it's still funny. Carol, think of what rhymes with "Chuck" :whistle:

r♡se 6. July 2009, 09:10

:lol: In this day of age, he'd get a "block" p:

Dacotah 6. July 2009, 09:32

Oh, a f instead of a ch than.
:D

The Dark Furie 6. July 2009, 09:47

Or an S. :devil: I think the last daughter's name is Puck. That farmer seems like a closet Shakespeare fan.

The Dark Furie 6. July 2009, 09:48

*injects Moe with a little Furie blood that'll stay in his system for the next 48 hours*
Read it again. :D

Kittylicious 6. July 2009, 09:50

It may not help, but at least you know why now if you suddenly start to smell really bad. :D

The Dark Furie 6. July 2009, 10:09

Says the girl who recently took human form and still washes by licking herself. :mad:

Kittylicious 6. July 2009, 10:12

And you're still envious of it! :rolleyes:

The Dark Furie 6. July 2009, 10:16

I call it basic hygiene skills but you can call it envy all you want. Doesn't change the truth. :rolleyes: And without all that fur to cover the dirt...

night wolf 6. July 2009, 11:03

:lol: Chuck ... F$#K!?? :lol:
Damn!!

Moesring 6. July 2009, 14:00

injects Moe with a little Furie blood that'll stay in his system for the next 48 hours

:eyes: Ooooh... Sparklies... :eyes:

The Dark Furie 6. July 2009, 15:33

Moesring 6. July 2009, 18:27

Let me show you the only reason a sane person would want an iPhone - stress relief. :devil:
:gets a hammer:

The Dark Furie 6. July 2009, 21:50

:sst: If I'd given him more than 10ml he wouldn't have said "sane" in the same sentence as the name of the world's most expensive brick.

Angeliki 7. July 2009, 01:40

:lol: always funny and always a classic!!!

thanks for sharing :smile:

Kittylicious 7. July 2009, 03:56

*gets a bit worried about Moe* :worried:


@ Angeliki ~ :smile:
Some stories never go out of style. :D

The Dark Furie 7. July 2009, 09:15

Moe's fine. He's just seeing the world through my none-purple eyes. :lol:

Kittylicious 7. July 2009, 09:16

I'm still worried. He'll be like that for another 23 hours! :left:

The Dark Furie 7. July 2009, 09:40

:sst: He's behind you.

Kittylicious 7. July 2009, 09:45

*rolls up a newspaper just in case* :left:

The Dark Furie 7. July 2009, 11:21

:sst: And he's not a spider.

Kittylicious 7. July 2009, 14:04

I know. You do smack other misbehaving animals than spiders, you know. :D

The Dark Furie 7. July 2009, 15:28

:sst: You rolled a stick of dynamite into the newspaper.

Moesring 7. July 2009, 16:06

:sets fire to the newspaper+dynamite and runs away to the safety of Castle Furie:

Kittylicious 7. July 2009, 17:00

*Throws the burning newspaper+dynamite into the Castle Furie just before the gates close*

Man am I looking forward to tomorrow. :yes:

The Dark Furie 8. July 2009, 00:53

*looks down from his floating fortress and wonders why the cat is assaulting Moe's cereal box fort*

Kittylicious 8. July 2009, 04:08

*watching the box explode*

Oh wow! It's snowing corn flakes!

:wizard:

Aadil 8. July 2009, 07:41

But... They're black? :insane:.

Kittylicious 8. July 2009, 08:08

:yikes:

Is it Moe?? awww

The Dark Furie 8. July 2009, 09:40

*analyses the black snow*
awww My minion...

Kittylicious 8. July 2009, 10:56

You really should teach your minions not to play with fire!

The Dark Furie 8. July 2009, 11:49

Don't worry because...

...we have the technology. We can rebuild him.

Kittylicious 8. July 2009, 11:50

Now I'm really worried! :insane:

The Dark Furie 8. July 2009, 13:24

Moe Austin, a man barely alive. Gentlemen, we have the technology. We can rebuild him.

Presenting, the Six Million Dollar Moe. :D.

Moesring 8. July 2009, 13:25

My beautiful cereal box! It's ruined! :cry::cry:

The Dark Furie 8. July 2009, 13:32

You think that's bad? I had to drain your blood for that procedure. You're a normal human now. :yuck: But enhanced by Furtopian cybernetics. :up:

Kittylicious 8. July 2009, 18:04

I wouldn't worry about the cereal box either. Look at your feet! HOw are you ever going to walk straight ahead on them!? :insane:

Aadil 8. July 2009, 18:08

They dubbed that series into Afrikaans over here, back in the days. :left:.
Anyone recall Patrick Duffy as, "The Man From Atlantis"? :rolleyes:.

Kimberly 8. July 2009, 22:22

i do, qlue

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