Pig Flu - H1N1 - Hysteria??
Friday, 16. October 2009, 04:09:13
My dad goes to the hospital for a semi-annual health check. He waits in the waiting room like he is supposed to, and after half an hour the nurse calls his name. He gets up, approaches her, and sticks his hand out to say hello. The nurse takes one big step away and says: "We don't shake hands with the patients. Flu risk, you know..."
After additional 10 minutes, the doctor comes in, shakes hands with my dad, and says: "Hello, I'm your doctor!", and my dad replies: "Oh, but I thought you guys didn't shake hands with the patients?"
The doc rolls his eyes, lowers his voice, and says to my dad: "Nurses...!"

Scenario number two:
I'm heading for the ladies room at work. I see another woman heading for the restrooms too, but since we have more than one, I just continue walking. Then I see her open her bag and pick up a paper towel. She wraps it around the door handle, and opens the door to the ladies room without touching the handle itself.
I stop and stare. She is going to the toilet, and she doesn't want to touch the door handle on her way in. I would perhaps have understood it better if it had been on her way out - I mean, after all you never know if other people wash their hands after having been out there...
So what I experience here is that some people get hysterical about this influenza A. And sure, it's not nice to be ill. I'd rather not be either, but common sense will help a lot.
Our national board of health says that the population here in general has no need to be worried. Most people who become infected with Influenza H1N1 will only experience mild symptoms that will be over in a few days. So why is it that some people suffer from hysteria? It's a flu, not the plague!
And it's easy to minimize the risk of catching the flu:
- wash your hands frequently with soap and water
- Cough or sneeze in your sleeve instead of in your hand
- Stay at home if you are ill!
Now go and have yourself a good weekend!









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Phantom2 # 16. October 2009, 04:16
*sneeze*
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 04:17
Now go wash your hands, and I might hug you afterwards.
Dacotah # 16. October 2009, 04:28
Have a great week end.
Stardancer # 16. October 2009, 04:40
It didn't kill me.
Hermitess # 16. October 2009, 06:04
Strangely enough, with all my health problems I never get the flu! (she says exactly 3 days before it shows up
I always joke that I save it up for worse illnesses.
Bad joke I know, but I gotta keep it light!
rose-marie # 16. October 2009, 06:55
Pretty interesting to watch...
jekav # 16. October 2009, 07:00
Public toilets are always a big problem, i'm glad I'm a guy, and I can do the job from a distance
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 07:07
Thank you, you too!
@ Star ~ I must tell you that I'm glad it didn't!
@ Hermitess ~ It seems that you can only have a certain amount of illnesses and that you've had your part of them!
@ Rose ~ Just like in that Jack Nicholson movie, where he washes hands all the time... um... "As good as it gets", I think. Pretty amusing to watch, yes.
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 07:08
Diabolical # 16. October 2009, 07:09
People should try to build up their immunity by chewing someone elses used gum.
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 07:24
Diabolical # 16. October 2009, 07:55
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 07:58
Diabolical # 16. October 2009, 08:00
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 08:10
You're so gross!
Dacotah # 16. October 2009, 08:26
Spaggyj # 16. October 2009, 09:56
Honestly, everyone's running scared, it's ridiculous!
Furie # 16. October 2009, 10:50
clean # 16. October 2009, 11:43
Furie # 16. October 2009, 13:13
Suntana # 16. October 2009, 15:37
Nnnnggg, I'm gonna have to say I understand the woman's action in scenario #2. Wait! Put the lynching paraphernalia down for a minute. The inside handle and the outside handle are in too close proximity. They're neighbors. Germs, bacteria and viruses no doubt go jogging in the neighborhood. What if the person who didn't wash their hands remembers that they left their cell phone on the floor of the stall? Then they go back in ... contaminating the outside handle for infinity and beyond because nobody ever cleans either handle.
I hate it when I'm at a luncheon, get together, Etc. already actively eating and some later arriver decides they want to do the handshaking thing.
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 15:39
@ Mik ~ My dad found it very funny that the doctor said that while the nurse was in the room.
@ David ~ I think that stunt is a tad easier for men.
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 15:41
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 15:41
Phantom2 # 16. October 2009, 15:42
Originally posted by clean:
Gees, and I thought that puddle was to wash off my shoes before going in!Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 15:42
*listens to the voices that aren't there*
Hmm.. interesting.
Phantom2 # 16. October 2009, 15:44
Phantoms ?
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 15:45
Hermitess # 16. October 2009, 15:48
Ok not always but I do use the paper on the door knob occassionally going out, depending on where I am at. But i also wash my hands as soon as I get home from town.
Furie # 16. October 2009, 15:51
Suntana # 16. October 2009, 16:09
ellinidata # 16. October 2009, 16:56
I do wash my hands often,
(it is a very serious flu),
but I always, ALWAYS pet the cats
Zaphira # 16. October 2009, 17:13
@ Mik ~ And the doctor will probably be so tired so he just says thank you and drink it.
@ Sunny ~ Okay..
@ Angeliki ~ What a nice last rule, I love that!!
garlingmatthews # 16. October 2009, 17:14
clean # 16. October 2009, 21:32
Originally posted by Phantom2:
It's to keep your feet warm on a cold morning!
Phantom2 # 16. October 2009, 22:07
Zaphira # 17. October 2009, 04:21
garlingmatthews # 17. October 2009, 07:19
fammcdon # 17. October 2009, 09:10
garlingmatthews # 17. October 2009, 09:19
fammcdon # 17. October 2009, 09:24
garlingmatthews # 17. October 2009, 09:25
Zaphira # 17. October 2009, 11:52
Hermitess # 17. October 2009, 11:52
I also go to the dr every three months for my meds as well. I think it's the insurance co's that won't let the drs write prescriptions for longer.
garlingmatthews # 17. October 2009, 12:03
Hermitess # 17. October 2009, 12:37
Zaphira # 17. October 2009, 14:21
Furie # 17. October 2009, 14:30
Zaphira # 17. October 2009, 16:30
Believe me - he's much much worse than me!
qlue # 17. October 2009, 20:09