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Funny Captions on TV

Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:37:17 AM

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Captions on TV can be quite funny. Not always on purpose, but that only makes in funnier, in my opinion. Here's a bunch that'll hopefully put a grin on your face.

Meet Lanieka, who's obviously doing it wrong:


And Robert, who's never been married. I wonder why... left


Dixie - who also receive a huge congratulations from me! bigsmile


Wesley Snipes has aged very fast lately! left


The stock market. Here's what most people hear:


Here's a really weird text, that I won't try to explain. lol


Speaking about bananas - this caption could have been death by Chiquita!


I've never seen Sesame Street myself, but this is certainly not what I expected it to be! bigeyes


I think the texter just died here! rip


Have a great day, everybody! heart


Lady Gaga and Hello KittyWho is your MOTW?

Comments

fredricsolstad Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:46:24 AM

Sammish, coffe, OJ and a fun blog from teh Kitty. My Sunday morning so far is a great one smile

Even though I'm at work p

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:51:16 AM

So exactly how do firefighters deal with people ejaculating in the middle of the road? bigeyes.

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:52:39 AM

@ Fredric ~ I'm so glad to hear the first part. Not so sure about the work part. bigsmile

@ Aadil ~ I'm glad there wasn't pictures of that! bigeyes

fredricsolstad Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:57:45 AM

@Kitty smile As for the work part.. Well, at least it's Sunday so things should be slow.

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:57:52 AM

lol omg

H82typ Sunday, April 10, 2011 7:00:55 AM

@ Aadil: Tasers, I would think. lol

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, April 10, 2011 7:14:49 AM

mightn't that induce cardiac arrest? scared.

FlaRin Sunday, April 10, 2011 8:00:54 AM

lol What a hy-larious post!!! That's made my evening!! lol
Fantastic, thanks Pussy Cat bigsmile


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lol

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, April 10, 2011 8:11:21 AM

Well, since the fire's destroyed by the home, that leaves the firefighters to deal with the ejaculators.

H82typ Sunday, April 10, 2011 8:51:42 AM

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@ Aadil: That's for the paramedics to worry about. p

fredricsolstad Sunday, April 10, 2011 8:57:16 AM

@flarin lol

Mad Scientistqlue Sunday, April 10, 2011 8:58:58 AM

*turns taser on sheep lover* Stop ejaculating in the road Dennis. mad.

H82typ Sunday, April 10, 2011 10:01:02 AM

knockout

Bad WolfCois Sunday, April 10, 2011 2:14:44 PM

lol no pee to put out fire? Ejaculate! doh

H82typ Sunday, April 10, 2011 2:56:13 PM

pssst It better be a small fire!

r♡serose-marie Sunday, April 10, 2011 4:48:03 PM

Hahahaha! Hilarious! lol
BLAH BLAH BLAH and AAAARGH! Somebody's last day at work, maybe? lol

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, April 10, 2011 5:03:48 PM

I laughed so hard while picking these for a post! I'm glad you all enjoyed! lol

Bad WolfCois Sunday, April 10, 2011 9:31:29 PM

*puts out match used to light cigarette with ejaculate*
Hmmm.. This could become a trend! cool

rania.h.qasemraniakasim Sunday, April 10, 2011 11:24:32 PM

The worst paradox, that which makes you laugh in spite of you
I hope that is my translation for the proverb is convenient one rolleyes

FlaRin Monday, April 11, 2011 4:59:31 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <falls off chair> ..............

Mad Scientistqlue Monday, April 11, 2011 6:05:07 AM

lol.
Which reminds me, one of my colleagues had to ask me what a MILF was the other day. p.
(he was bored and reading through the 'Adult Entertainment' ads in the Classifieds section.)

KittyliciousZaphira Monday, April 11, 2011 6:38:14 AM

bigsmile That's funny. I'd love to have seen his face! lol

Mad Scientistqlue Monday, April 11, 2011 7:58:45 AM

He's not at all naïve, it's just that 'milf' is not a common term around here. p.

Tamil Friday, April 29, 2011 2:13:46 PM

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d4rkn1ght Friday, April 29, 2011 8:00:53 PM

lol

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, May 1, 2011 7:26:30 AM

I am pleased you enjoyed! There's more to come, I promise. up

theoddbod Tuesday, May 3, 2011 11:05:11 PM

That must be the "Big Bird Goes Wild" episode bigeyes

I noticed during the royal wedding that 'PILF' was suddenly trending on Twitter...a little disturbing...

KittyliciousZaphira Wednesday, May 4, 2011 4:57:02 AM

PILF?! Oh dear, it keeps getting worse! bigsmile

FlaRin Wednesday, May 4, 2011 10:18:14 AM

I think there's an opportunity for a female blues musician to call herself Howlin' Milf and get a bit of airplay traction, you know what I mean? bigsmile

theoddbod Thursday, May 5, 2011 7:16:59 AM

Even better : "Howlin' Milf And The Hot Rods" left

H82typ Thursday, May 5, 2011 8:09:11 AM

With Dixie Normous opening for them? lol

Unregistered user Friday, May 6, 2011 4:34:58 AM

Anonymous writes: i wnt world is see place happene tv

KittyliciousZaphira Friday, May 6, 2011 4:58:49 AM

Okay? left

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, May 6, 2011 8:22:01 AM

do we have an interpreter in the house? confused

KittyliciousZaphira Friday, May 6, 2011 4:27:18 PM

Perhaps it's "Two beers please!" left

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, May 15, 2011 9:20:30 AM

<bursts out laughing> lol

I hope he didn't visit a numerologist! bigsmile

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, May 20, 2011 8:36:18 AM

But he forgot the 'C' whistle.

KittyliciousZaphira Friday, May 20, 2011 9:58:08 AM

No he didn't. bigsmile Try saying his name out loud and you'll hear... whistle

Mad Scientistqlue Friday, May 20, 2011 3:08:13 PM

eek. B,b, but I don't have one! bigeyes.
Sneaky Kitty! Always tricking me into saying things that I shouldn't awww.

KittyliciousZaphira Saturday, May 21, 2011 6:59:59 AM

Awww, it's only for the fun of it. bigsmile
Perhaps you could make a recording of it so I can hear how it sounds? whistle

FlaRin Wednesday, June 8, 2011 2:25:06 AM

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I hope the customer got the Pizza first!!! bigeyes

<imagines, 3 hours later, calling Pizza Hut "...yeah, yeah...oh wow!...awful, yeah, no, no, ...ummm...OK....yeah, nasty...so...umm..you gonna send someone else around with my Pizza???">

KittyliciousZaphira Wednesday, June 8, 2011 12:24:24 PM

You forgot the "I'll have it with double cheese, please..."-part! lol

FlaRin Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:25:02 PM

Double something...
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...for sure!! lol

KittyliciousZaphira Friday, June 10, 2011 6:59:46 AM

Two of those, to go, please! lol

I wonder if that shop is a success or not! bigsmile

FlaRin Friday, June 10, 2011 9:53:47 AM

...and, as customers leave, I wonder if the waitering staff bow and murmur 'please come again, sir and madam' bigsmile

KittyliciousZaphira Friday, June 10, 2011 5:15:11 PM

Ahahaha! bigsmile Of course they do! lol

minnix Monday, June 13, 2011 2:59:07 PM

Kind of brings new meaning to ordering a ''Large Sausage'', doesn't it?

H82typ Friday, June 17, 2011 4:33:03 AM

lol So! That's where Harry Met Sally! smile

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