Kitty's Corner

I reckon there's a reason it's ranked five-star.

Actually - the unpixellated shot of the air hostess in the seat isn't *that* revealing...here if you want to see it...

...and the other one isn't at all what I expected...here - quite sweet, actually

Talk about earning frequent flyer points!!!

I suspect the word FAIL is going to appear in a few Cathay Pacific satires henceforth

Ugh... Have no words to comment these photographs.

Blegh *shudder*

Well that's just WRONG!
I know what they're doing wrong.

THERE! Much better.
That's all the scene needed ... some Sexy Saxophone music.

Why of course they're no longer employees of the Airline.
They're probably now politicians as they seem to have achieved the credentials. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/BigGrin2.gif - Ya gotta have some serious scandal potential if you want to be big time players in politics.

Heh. 'Cockpit'.

Airline Jokes. Hmmm. These are Quantas jokes (no offence intended, David )

Apparently, after every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet', which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Here are some allegedly real maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' Pilots - and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

Pilots: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilots: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilots: Something loose in cockpit.
Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilots: Dead bugs on windshield.
Engineers: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilots: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
Engineers: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilots: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineers: Evidence removed.

Pilots: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Engineers: That's what they're for.

Pilots: Suspected crack in windshield.
Engineers: Suspect you're right.

Pilots: Aircraft handles funny.
Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Pilots: Target radar hums
Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilots: Mouse in cockpit.
Engineers: Cat installed.

Pilots: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Engineers: Took hammer away from midget

A career in the 'Mile High Club' is short lived apparently. .

@Pussy Cat ~ JetStar - yeah Like that, but not as funny

Hi there Kitty, I am new here and was reading your blog over...I absolutely loved the jokes, was laughing outload too... by -myself even! I feel like I should make one of those DOHH sounds at myself here. But anyway, I especially liked the auto pilot not installed one, as well as evidence removed and reprogramed with lyrics and....Ahh Heck...I liked all of them. Especially since they made me laugh!. So thank you for that, because it was much needed and long overdue. Your blog seems to have variety, I like that. So thanks for the read and laugh, and yes, I subscribed.

How many frequent flyer miles do i have to have to get that kind of service?
If they take the midgets hammer away, whats he going to do to entertain himself.
they fired the stewardess. who do you think is going to help the pilot relax now?

Hum. I wonder how many passangers they would have, wanting to be made feel special if they went along with that slogan...

Originally posted by FlaRin:

Airline Jokes.

Hilarious ! I've read those before, but with another airline.

You know i had friend who was an airline pilot. Some of the stories he told me of what goes on. Shenagigans among the flight crue is one thing. But when the pilot and co-pilot have to refuse to fly a plane because its not air worthy. Boy, i'll never fly on that airline.

While working for a Mercedes dealer, we'd get some off the wall complaints:
Customer: "There are oil spots on my garage floor. I find it reprehensible that I spend $50,000 on a new, top of the line Mercedes and it leaks oil." Agreed.
I put the car up on the lift - running- and let it run for 3 hours. Upon inspection I did indeed find oil spots on the floor. Here's what I wrote in reply:
"Customer complains of oil spots on his garage floor. Thoroughly inspected undercar components after 3+ hours running on lift, found problem to be semi-melted cosmoline (a metal preservative) stelagtites. Recommended fix: 1 bag of speedy-dry (cat litter for leaky cars). Sprinkle liberally where car sits. Or have your butler do it."
Neither customer nor management were amused.
This comment had nothing to do with airlines, sex, advertising... but it was fun.

Should of told him it wasn't leaking oil it was marking its territory!
I like old jeeps and Harleys. Thats what we say when someone complains about an oil spot left behind by one of our beloved toys.

I like old Fords. With one of them around I have no need for a HD. My Yamahahaha leaks nothing but rice...

I like old Fords. With one of them around I have no need for a HD. My Yamahahaha leaks nothing but rice...

I like that!!!

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Educational! .
Go ZS! .

SAA all the way

Is everything labeled to help the air and ground crew find their way around.

:sst:Better not fly that airline. They don't know a nose cone from an engine cowling. They even have to tell the aircrew where they're supposed to sit.

Well, it is a budget domestic airline in an African country! .

He's obviously got blue vein in his blood.

No...wait.......what?

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good one FlaRin! .