Kittylicious

When your food is talking to you

Tuesday, September 13, 2011 4:59:20 AM

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Stardancer # Tuesday, September 13, 2011 5:51:18 AM

If my food talks to me, I send it back to be cooked a little more.

FlaRin # Tuesday, September 13, 2011 6:56:12 AM

If my food talks to me I pretend I don't hear it

Or sometimes that I don't understand english (it's never happened with a continental breakfast, so there's been no language problems otherwise).

Freya RedFreya # Tuesday, September 13, 2011 12:17:30 PM

I saw that episode of Family Guy last night.

The Oxford English Dictionary produces an alphabet soup, children learn as they eat.

Dark FurieFurie # Tuesday, September 13, 2011 12:41:21 PM

Poor Peter.

Spaggyj # Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:01:45 PM

I love Family Guy

Martin K™Aqualion # Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:54:55 PM

I don't care what food says, I just eat it.

Mad Scientistqlue # Tuesday, September 13, 2011 6:18:14 PM

My food says, "eat me"

Angelikiellinidata # Wednesday, September 14, 2011 12:58:04 AM

ahahaha good thing "ooooooooo" is an Int'l language

FlaRin # Saturday, September 17, 2011 10:49:17 PM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnzg5zGaJT1qzodmx.jpg -

Whoops!!! Sorry!! Talking Heads, not talking food. My mistake!!

KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, September 18, 2011 2:07:51 PM

All I know is that these cookies are begging me to help them out of this life...
http://mmpn.org/user/cimage/white-chocolate-cookies-main.jpg -

Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, September 18, 2011 4:01:16 PM

*murders the cookies viciously in front of the cat and sexually assaults the crumbs*
And that's how you do that!

KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, September 18, 2011 4:15:32 PM

My cookies?!!!!

*turns off the videocam* At least I got the evidence recorded!

Mad Scientistqlue # Sunday, September 18, 2011 4:29:37 PM

She already knows that trick Mik. What else would the vacuum cleaner be for?

KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, September 18, 2011 5:01:21 PM

Hush now, please Aadil. We don't want that rumour to spread!

Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, September 18, 2011 7:31:38 PM

Evidence or not, do you seriously think entering a police station and saying "Some guy raped my cookies." will result in anything but a shitload of laughing policemen? You'd never get to show the evidence to anyone.

H82typ # Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:46:19 PM

*drops phone*

FlaRin # Monday, September 19, 2011 4:22:40 AM

There's an American expression... "whoop your cookies"....what does that mean, please??

H82typ # Wednesday, September 21, 2011 4:11:01 AM

Umm... It could be a variation of "tossing (your) cookies", a euphemism (sp?) for vomiting. Not sure.

FlaRin # Thursday, September 22, 2011 4:31:26 AM

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H82typ # Thursday, September 22, 2011 5:00:56 AM

There's all those questions & more.

I'm just going to say this: if my food starts talking to me it's either a flashback or I've totally lost (what's left of) my mind.

FlaRin # Thursday, September 22, 2011 6:53:49 AM

I think it should be asking 'how do I define myself as a concrete entity in a modern post society'. That makes more sense, if we're expecting an inanimate object to actually talk

A concrete post is what you find in a very solid blog indeed, I expect

H82typ # Sunday, September 25, 2011 2:11:47 PM

One would think so.

If my food talks to me, I just chalk it up to a pesky little flashback.

Crookedfig crookedfig # Thursday, September 29, 2011 8:50:43 AM

If yr food talks to you its not cooked enough.

When my complex food groups get philosophical I give them a lecture on existential nihilism.

Allans psychadelic breakfast-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn51ivJPFzw&feature=related