Kitty's Corner

To travel is to live

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Travelling. I just love it. It's nice to get away from everyday life for a little while and experience new things! For long trips I prefer going by plane. It's fast and effective and often it's cheaper than going by train.

But beware if you want to stay on board!

There are plenty of ways to get yourself kicked out of a plane. And easy ways too. Here's a few of them:

Too political :

Lorrie Heasley from Washington was asked to either turn her t-shirt inside out or to leave the Southwest-plane back in 2005.

On her t-shirt was pictured then President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice.

Underneath the pictures was a reference to the movie "Meet the Fockers", just spelled a bit different.

She chose to leave the plane.


Too smelly :

In February 2010 a man was asked to leave an Air Canada Jazz-plane.

He smelled so bad that the other passengers all stared at him and held their breaths. A passenger described the man's body odour as "brutal".

The man was allowed on a plane the day after. The story doesn't say if he used the extra day up taking a long shower...


Too heavy / too normal :

Film director Kevin Smith, was thrown off a Southwest Airlines plane for being too fat in February 2010. Smith was already seated on the Oakland to Burbank flight when an attendant told him he posed a "safety risk".

Southwest later offered its "heartfelt apologies" to him.

Same year, same company, a normal sized passenger was asked to disembark so an obese passenger could have a second seat.

Southwest later explained: "The passenger in question was a minor who was traveling alone. Normally, if the passenger were an adult, she would be required to purchase an extra ticket, but we did not want to leave the 14-year-old stranded.


Too different :

The passengers on an Atlantic Southeast plane felt uncomfortable. That's the explanation the company gave for asking two Muslim men to leave the plane. The two men were religious leaders and were wearing a traditional Muslim robe.

They were on their way to North Carolina to participate in a conference about Islamophobia....
(The Irony button gets an extra workout on that one!)

Too cuddly :

A woman aboard a Milan to Rome flight refused to fly without her cuddly toy crocodile by her side.

Attendants aboard the 2007 Ryanair flight asked the woman to move the meter-long toy, which was blocking the emergency exit. When she refused to stow it correctly, they asked her to leave the plane.

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Comments

FlaRin Saturday, December 10, 2011 1:18:17 PM

What a farcical world it can be! (lol and rolleyes simultaneous).

"get off the fucking plane you fat bastard. Have a nice day now, y'hear?". I can just hear it now bigeyes

KittyliciousZaphira Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:25:04 PM

That's words I hope I never get to hear! lol

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Saturday, December 10, 2011 7:10:05 PM

Free speech, as long as it's not too free. Huh.

Angelikiellinidata Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:12:01 PM

I am delighted this cat does not get car sick! travel and be Merry!
my two cats are always sick when I have them in my car! lol

I hope you write a book
soon including many more stories from your travels!
love

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, December 11, 2011 8:21:25 AM

@ Gavin ~ That's exactly how it works! lol

@ Angeliki ~ Long time, no see. Welcome back! happy
I get car sick all the time, which is why I try to avoid longer car rides. Germany is the furthest away I've gone by car. smile

FlaRin Sunday, December 11, 2011 9:43:48 AM

I both love driving and being a passenger, so it's all good for me smile A nice comfortable window seat in a main-line train is the best though, in my opinion up

KittyliciousZaphira Sunday, December 11, 2011 10:29:27 AM

I've never been travel sick in a train, and never on a motorcycle either. But both in cars, on boats, and in a plane (just once in a plane though!!)

Freya RedFreya Monday, December 12, 2011 5:45:56 PM

I hate riding as a passenger on a motorcycle, I get a strange feeling like butterflies in my stomach. bigeyes It might be different if I was driving it (if I knew how), but I don`t think so.confused There is nothing better than driving my car on an open road in good weather listening to my music. With the right music my car flies. I also like to watch the world go past on the train. I `m always a bit uncomfortable on the Underground because I can`t look out of the window.

FlaRin Monday, December 12, 2011 6:43:29 PM

The Sea is in my blood (so to speak), and I *never* get seasick - the feeling of riding up & down those big swells is OK for me, luckily - I find it exhilarating, if anything.

Ditto turbulence in aircraft - thrilling, possibly scary (have been scared once or twice flying into Wellington airport in heavy weather)...but not nauseating smile

KittyliciousZaphira Monday, December 12, 2011 9:36:33 PM

That feeling of butterflies in the tummy is exactly why I love riding my motorcycle!! happy

Cleanclean Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:33:46 AM

Bill Cosby used to have a joke about how he'd just set foot on a plane, then loudly announce, "Hope the plane don't crash!"

He'd get arrested for it these days, though. sad

KittyliciousZaphira Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:55:59 AM

Yeah, airport security has gotten out of hand if you ask me. rolleyes

r♡serose-marie Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:11:10 AM

To be completely honest, I wouldn't want to sit next to somebody with an extreme BO either. I sat close to one on the tram yesterday, and the stench just wouldn't leave sad

Re: Airport security. On a trip I took, a mobile phone kept ringing non stop during take off. As the stewardesses are usually so brutal when it comes to letting people know they must not use electronic equipment during take off and landing, I let them know that there was a mobile cell on in the overhead compartment (yes, that's exactly how old I am lol ). They just looked at me and said "Ok.", smiled and continued on their way not even bothering to check it out.

Not everything is as important as stopping people from bringing water through security! rolleyes

Angelikiellinidata Friday, December 16, 2011 7:12:32 AM

Originally posted by Zaphira:

which is why I try to avoid longer car rides




I feel you... at least ridding your bike you
a. don't get car sick,
b. you get amazing muscles in your legs,
c. not to forget ,
an amazing butt too! up

o not that I ever seen Kittys butt... I just had to make that clear! bigsmile

FlaRin Friday, December 16, 2011 10:57:54 AM

<sees the golden STFU moment & embraces it> smile

Spaggyj Friday, December 16, 2011 5:33:51 PM

I wouldn't want to be next to a stinky person either, but I wouldn't embarrass them with it at all. Some people just can't help it.

KittyliciousZaphira Friday, December 16, 2011 6:59:47 PM

The other day on the bus I was sitting on the seat right behind the driver. And his perfume was so strong that it made me nauseous! Yuck!

Spaggyj Friday, December 16, 2011 7:06:29 PM

Yeah, I don't like that either.

r♡serose-marie Saturday, December 17, 2011 7:02:45 PM

Oh yes, that's bad too! A combination of the two (BO and much perfume) is quite possibly the worst.

Mad Scientistqlue Saturday, December 17, 2011 7:35:55 PM

Fortunately, motion sickness is only experienced by one in every four people. up .
Now, about the body odour, I do have a problem with excessive BO and partially due to excessive perspiration. But regular showers do help and there are people that make my problem seem minor in comparison. left .

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Sunday, December 18, 2011 9:58:25 AM

Just say it's musk. Then everybody will want to smell like that.

Cleanclean Monday, December 19, 2011 10:19:32 PM

Aadil sitting on a bus next to an attractive woman: "Hey! Hope you don't mind my musk, baby!" whistle wink

Mad Scientistqlue Monday, December 19, 2011 10:55:45 PM

lol .

FlaRin Tuesday, December 20, 2011 9:47:50 AM

You have a post in which there is a little sub-thread containing airline jokes - I think it was all about Jetstar to begin with.

Anyhoo - the short version is that I can't find it now, so I'm gonna post this thing about jetstar here, OK? smile

It was mealtime during a flight on Jetstar.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked Pussy Cat, seated by the aisle.
"Ummmmm, OK. What are my choices?" Pussy Cat asked.
"Yes or no," the attendant replied.

Mad Scientistqlue Tuesday, December 20, 2011 10:00:05 AM

And we all know that, to that, she answered, "NO!". lol .

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Tuesday, December 20, 2011 2:20:21 PM

lol Lufthansa got miffed with me for being a vegetarian. One is supposed to register this on your online profile. And one supposed to know this instinctively. rolleyes

KittyliciousZaphira Tuesday, December 20, 2011 4:10:09 PM

I friggin' *hate* Jetstar! bomb

Mad Scientistqlue Tuesday, December 20, 2011 5:41:24 PM

That, Gavin, is totally ridiculous. irked .
There should be a basic meal available for vegetarians by default. rolleyes .
When Muslims travel and we can't be certain that food is Halaal. We order vegetarian. I think this may also be true for other faiths with a restricted diet. We simply assume that a vegetarian alternative will always be available. awww .

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:31:53 PM

Lufthansa has a million options... one you know to make a profile online. rolleyes Only a little retarded.

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