To travel is to live
Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:15:35 AM
Travelling. I just love it. It's nice to get away from everyday life for a little while and experience new things! For long trips I prefer going by plane. It's fast and effective and often it's cheaper than going by train. But beware if you want to stay on board!
There are plenty of ways to get yourself kicked out of a plane. And easy ways too. Here's a few of them:
Too political :
Lorrie Heasley from Washington was asked to either turn her t-shirt inside out or to leave the Southwest-plane back in 2005.
On her t-shirt was pictured then President George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice.
Underneath the pictures was a reference to the movie "Meet the Fockers", just spelled a bit different.
She chose to leave the plane.
Too smelly :
In February 2010 a man was asked to leave an Air Canada Jazz-plane.
He smelled so bad that the other passengers all stared at him and held their breaths. A passenger described the man's body odour as "brutal".
The man was allowed on a plane the day after. The story doesn't say if he used the extra day up taking a long shower...
Too heavy / too normal :
Film director Kevin Smith, was thrown off a Southwest Airlines plane for being too fat in February 2010. Smith was already seated on the Oakland to Burbank flight when an attendant told him he posed a "safety risk".
Southwest later offered its "heartfelt apologies" to him.
Same year, same company, a normal sized passenger was asked to disembark so an obese passenger could have a second seat.
Southwest later explained: "The passenger in question was a minor who was traveling alone. Normally, if the passenger were an adult, she would be required to purchase an extra ticket, but we did not want to leave the 14-year-old stranded.
Too different :
The passengers on an Atlantic Southeast plane felt uncomfortable. That's the explanation the company gave for asking two Muslim men to leave the plane. The two men were religious leaders and were wearing a traditional Muslim robe.
They were on their way to North Carolina to participate in a conference about Islamophobia....
(The Irony button gets an extra workout on that one!)
Too cuddly :
A woman aboard a Milan to Rome flight refused to fly without her cuddly toy crocodile by her side.
Attendants aboard the 2007 Ryanair flight asked the woman to move the meter-long toy, which was blocking the emergency exit. When she refused to stow it correctly, they asked her to leave the plane.








FlaRin # Saturday, December 10, 2011 1:18:17 PM
"get off the fucking plane you fat bastard. Have a nice day now, y'hear?". I can just hear it now
KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:25:04 PM
Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Saturday, December 10, 2011 7:10:05 PM
Angelikiellinidata # Saturday, December 10, 2011 9:12:01 PM
my two cats are always sick when I have them in my car!
I hope you write a book
soon including many more stories from your travels!
KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, December 11, 2011 8:21:25 AM
@ Angeliki ~ Long time, no see. Welcome back!
I get car sick all the time, which is why I try to avoid longer car rides. Germany is the furthest away I've gone by car.
FlaRin # Sunday, December 11, 2011 9:43:48 AM
KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, December 11, 2011 10:29:27 AM
Freya RedFreya # Monday, December 12, 2011 5:45:56 PM
FlaRin # Monday, December 12, 2011 6:43:29 PM
Ditto turbulence in aircraft - thrilling, possibly scary (have been scared once or twice flying into Wellington airport in heavy weather)...but not nauseating
KittyliciousZaphira # Monday, December 12, 2011 9:36:33 PM
Cleanclean # Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:33:46 AM
He'd get arrested for it these days, though.
KittyliciousZaphira # Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:55:59 AM
r♡serose-marie # Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:11:10 AM
Re: Airport security. On a trip I took, a mobile phone kept ringing non stop during take off. As the stewardesses are usually so brutal when it comes to letting people know they must not use electronic equipment during take off and landing, I let them know that there was a mobile cell on in the overhead compartment (yes, that's exactly how old I am
Not everything is as important as stopping people from bringing water through security!
Angelikiellinidata # Friday, December 16, 2011 7:12:32 AM
Originally posted by Zaphira:
I feel you... at least ridding your bike you
a. don't get car sick,
b. you get amazing muscles in your legs,
c. not to forget ,
an amazing butt too!
FlaRin # Friday, December 16, 2011 10:57:54 AM
Spaggyj # Friday, December 16, 2011 5:33:51 PM
KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, December 16, 2011 6:59:47 PM
Spaggyj # Friday, December 16, 2011 7:06:29 PM
r♡serose-marie # Saturday, December 17, 2011 7:02:45 PM
Mad Scientistqlue # Saturday, December 17, 2011 7:35:55 PM
Now, about the body odour, I do have a problem with excessive BO and partially due to excessive perspiration. But regular showers do help and there are people that make my problem seem minor in comparison.
Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Sunday, December 18, 2011 9:58:25 AM
Cleanclean # Monday, December 19, 2011 10:19:32 PM
Mad Scientistqlue # Monday, December 19, 2011 10:55:45 PM
FlaRin # Tuesday, December 20, 2011 9:47:50 AM
Anyhoo - the short version is that I can't find it now, so I'm gonna post this thing about jetstar here, OK?
It was mealtime during a flight on Jetstar.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked Pussy Cat, seated by the aisle.
"Ummmmm, OK. What are my choices?" Pussy Cat asked.
"Yes or no," the attendant replied.
Mad Scientistqlue # Tuesday, December 20, 2011 10:00:05 AM
Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Tuesday, December 20, 2011 2:20:21 PM
KittyliciousZaphira # Tuesday, December 20, 2011 4:10:09 PM
Mad Scientistqlue # Tuesday, December 20, 2011 5:41:24 PM
There should be a basic meal available for vegetarians by default.
When Muslims travel and we can't be certain that food is Halaal. We order vegetarian. I think this may also be true for other faiths with a restricted diet. We simply assume that a vegetarian alternative will always be available.
Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:31:53 PM