Kitty's Corner

Creamies?

oh yeah i always wanted a leukemia cake with my batman sperm. wtf

you think Mr Blue and Orange were at the other tillpoints?

Bahahahaha! Oh, i love these

No wonder steel reserves are low, look how cheap they are

The charge for being served by a pneumatic assistant at the salad bar or is it a discount for well endowed customers ?

It doesn't say if they are measured by weight so it must be the discount

But that "you guys r gay" one looks suspect. .
And since White is a common surname, I don't see what the big deal is with the last one. .

Originally posted by qlue:

But that "you guys r gay" one looks suspect.

Perhaps he ? was demonstrating his `gaydar`.

But it's only a cent.

Great! And a reason to actually look through your receipts!

Batman Sperm eh? One has to wonder if he donated as Bruce Wayne or the Caped Crusader.

- Robin, warm up the Bat-spot analyzer!

- Holy male reproductive cells, Batman. That's quite a load!

that's disgusting!

Target sold some strange things in 2004

0.85 is cheap for a portion of male reproductive cells, no matter what currency you choose.

One thing makes me wonder, though: How come the company would emphasize the precise colour of the product? And, has anybody ever heard about non-white sperm? Seminal fluid is an albuminoidal substance primarily built up by proteolytic enzymes, forming a non-acid fructose-containing gel, designed to support the individual spermatozoon on its solitary journey up the female birth canal.

In short: sperm is more or less 100 percent egg white.

So, all animal sperm appears transparent white.

Perhaps the 'white' of the above is supposed to be interpreted in a wider scale, not just suggesting a specific colour but something else...

Oh my God... I just realized the size of this: This appearently naive folly might actually cover over a massive subliminal manipulation conducted by sinister forces within and without our state authorities...

*Goes looking for tin foil hat.*

Thanks for...ummmm...
http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/cool_funniest_hilarious_pictures/funniest_crazy_cool_pictures_of_funny_receipt_20100124_1075588407.jpg -

Frozen virgins eh? That's why mum goes to Iceland.