Kitty's Corner

Here's a bunch of quotes from exams and papers assigned to 7th through 12th students, just for your amusement:

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off.

People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals.

Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died, and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years.

Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of the same name.

The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

In some religions a man can have many wives, and this is called polygamy. In our religion a man can have one wife, and this is called monotony.

[Beethoven] went death but still kept on writing and producing music. He wrote one more symphony after his death.

Without Greeks, we wouldn't have history!