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Cakes I - phone order

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Did you ever order a cake for a special occasion? No? Me neither - I'd rather bake them myself.

But if you should ever want to order a cake over the phone, you better make sure that the guy who takes the order, understands what you mean.

Imagine that you want your cake to look like this:


So, you grab the phone, and order:


The cake baker thinks that it's an odd request, but he does exactly what he thinks he is told.
Imagine how you'd react when you come to pick up your cake, and this is the cake you get:


:lol:

Mama, I just killed a dog...

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Police are considering charging both the owner and the killer of a dog that had its throat slit for attacking another dog.

An American bulldog jumped out the window of a house and attacked a small terrier this weekend. As the terrier’s owner tried to help it, another man arrived on the scene and slit the throat of the bulldog, killing it instantly. :eyes:

Police said they were trying to find out if the man was armed with a pocket knife or kitchen knife before pressing charges. It was likely he would be charged with a violation of the weapons law and vandalism.

The owner of the bulldog was also likely to be charged, even though he wasn’t present at the time of the attack. According to police, he had previously been reported for not properly controlling his animals.

Local police spokesman said the police had a duty to charge anyone who had broken the law:

"It's not up to the police to judge if the man with the knife did what he did with the best intentions. Our opinion has no relevance for the case."


What do you think? Is it alright to kill a dog that attacks another dog??

Copy Brands

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Branding isn’t just for big companies like Microsoft and McDonald’s. All companies try to differentiate both themselves and their products via branding. Unless you take the easy way and steal a brand. Of course you can't steal a brand completely. But you can make is look and sound as one of the well known brands, and maybe steal some costumers that way.

Here's a few examples:

Bucksstar Coffee


Daiads shoes


Dolce and Banana Fashion


Hike Shoes


KLG fastfood


oMc McDnoalds Burger restaurant


Pizza Huh restaurant


Pmua shoes


Polystation gamestation


S & M chocolate


Sonia earphones


Hitslink

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It's been a while since I posted some of my more interesting searches listed on my Hitlink account. Read and enjoy! :D

6/23 3:40:04 AM San Juan, 00, Puerto Rico 70.45.100.155
Search: loss of pennis reasons

I can easily give you a couple of reasons! :devil:

6/29 11:16:34 AM London, UK 92.234.52.31
Search: Flamingo tattoo

I've had quite a few searches for Flamingo tattoos since Mr. Rinse started commenting in my Tattoo album. :D

7/4 5:28:36 AM Groton, Connecticut, US 24.34.169.0
Search: mermaid masturbatioon

Sometimes people search for the weirdest things! :left:

7/16 7:08:14 PM Wichita Falls, Texas, US 70.254.144.149
Search: hand grenade kitty

Oh yeah... Come closer... I'll show you! :devil:

7/31 8:12:17 PM Novi, Michigan, US 71.65.2.112
Search: scrat gets raped by scratte

I have to disappoint you: It's not going to happen!

8/4 9:43:24 AM El Paso, Texas, US 75.39.197.91
Search: flash pussy in a super market

:rolleyes:

8/9 6:15:45 AM Ithaca, New York, US 67.241.30.215
Search: moaning bedroom sounds

... don't forget snoring sounds. :lol:

8/11 8:54:37 AM Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 24.36.15.22
Search: waiting ass

Sometimes I just don't know what to say! :lol:

8/11 7:59:04 AM Islamabad, Pakistan 116.71.88.153
Search: pussy wossy

What is it people expect to find? :confused:

8/15 4:50:06 PM UK 92.237.182.179
Search: places to get your vagina waxed in barnsley

:lol::lol:

9/26 1:02:37 PM Dallas, Texas, US 76.187.8.179
Search: kitty with implants

No thank you. I don't like that. :left:


So, that's some of my readers. Should I be worried?

The Vacuum cleaner

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What to do when the vacuum cleaner suddenly stops working...

Mantyhose...

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I saw something on the 'Net that I've never seen before. The Mantyhose...

I was amazed! Pantyhose for men - is that a good idea or not?
If it's for some kind of medical reason, and it's under pants, then I'm okay with it.
And it's understandable that a truck driver wear support for comfort and circulation. But those are called compression tights. Not at all the same as mantyhose! I've also known a guy who wore nylons under his pants when he delivered newspapers on cold mornings, in order to stay warm. I feel perfectly fine about that too!
But wearing them because they feel good or look nice? And with shorts? Oh no - I don't think so. Mantyhose just doesn't strike me as very fancy.

Pantyhoses are for girls. Just like bras and g-strings.

That's what I think anyway! And that's why I was glad to read that Danish shops don't intend to import them, at least not right now! :up:

Touch my tits

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Sometimes you hear a song that's so bad it makes you think it's a joke.

Danish Jackie Navarro made a "song" called "Touch my tits", and heaven have mercy, that's the worst load of crap I've ever heard! :faint:
See her video by clicking this link - but note that you can only watch it if you have a youtube account. The video is mostly half naked people making out and touching themselves. :rolleyes:

If this should ever sell one single CD, then it's proved that sex sells.

I haven't been able to find the lyrics online, but it's mostly "Hey Mister" and "Someone please touch my tits"...

When she released this single, she went out singing it on a night club. And she was very upset that guys asked her afterwards if they could touch her boobs. Come on - you dress like a slut, you beg people to touch your tits - how can it surprise you that drunk horny teenagers at least make verbal suggestions?!

:rolleyes:

Cameraphones

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The Bitter Pussy

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... and it's not pussy as in cat, I'm talking about.

I went to the theatre this weekend to see "The Bitter Pussy", which was a stand up show that skewered the difference between men and women, and pointed out all the many places where men and women are still not equal.

Ditte Hansen, a Danish actress, was alone on stage, and she did a great job. The show was based on a Swedish book that was published last year ("Bitterfittan"). It's about what often happens when two persons with each a career in front of them have a child, and what happens with equality. It's about politicians who make laws in lots of minor areas, but who thinks "equality needs to change with people's attitudes!!" It's about how "we have equality" despite the fact that women have wages that are generally 18 % below men's. It's all about equality between men and woman - and it was very well made.

Like she states:

"Behind every successful man stands a woman with a part time job. Behind every successful woman is a divorce!"

Too bad there were so few men in the theatre. :wink:


:star::star::star::star::star::star: out of 6.

Paedophile suspect

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The Nationalist Socialist Movement of Denmark (DNSB) has excluded one of its prominent members after suspicions of an "inappropriate relationship" with a 12-year-old girl.

The singer of Danish Nazi band Daneskjold is alleged to have had the relationship with the daughter of a friend, who visited the 32-year-old numerous times at his Copenhagen apartment, including staying overnight.
In a message on the DNSB website, chairman Jonni Hansen, said that the singer would not stay away from the girl, despite repeated requests from DNSB and her parents.

The case has now been reported to the police, but Jonni Hansen said that even if the relationship was found to be not sexual, then the "intensive contact with the minor is in itself totally unacceptable".

The band's website has been replaced with a large photo of the excluded singer, as well as comments from Jonni Hansen and a fellow band member. The three remaining band members have decided to disband, "rather than see their good name dragged through the dirt".

Hansen told a Danish newspaper that he has asked the accused to commit suicide, because "It would be the only real way out of this".


Please don't get me wrong, I have no sympathies for paedophiles. People who molest children should be punished very hard, no doubt about that!! But there is some things in this story I do not like. First of all, it is very unclear what it is, that has been going on. A 12-year old girl is visiting a 32 year old man, and it sounds as if she'd rather be at his place than at home. Why is that? I mean, she could be treated terribly at home, and sees his place as a place where she can be left alone, for all we know. :confused:

Another thing is that we live in a country where you're innocent until something else is proved. The DNSB decided to write the guy's full name, along with posting his picture on a website, that is very easy to find - just google Daneskjold and it's one of the first hits.

Imagine if the guy hasn't done anything. His life is ruined now.

So - if he really did something, the judge shall decide his punishment, and it better be hard - if he didn't do anything - then shame on you, Jonni Hansen!