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What Computers Say -

Monday, 11. May 2009, 04:17:15

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- and what they really mean:

It says: "Press Any Key"
It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."

It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E"
It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."

It says: "Installing program to C:\...."
It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them."

It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...."
It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."

It says: "Please Wait...."
It means: "... Indefinitely."

It says: "Directory does not exist...."
It means: ".... any more. Whoops."

It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."

It says: "Press A Key"
(This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.)

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Involuntarily funny web addresses

Thursday, 7. May 2009, 04:32:12

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All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear … and be misread. If you've seen them before, then read them again. They're worth a re-read. :D

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:

www.whorepresents.com



2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at

www.expertsexchange.com



3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

www.penisland.net



4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at

www.therapistfinder.com



5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company,

www.powergenitalia.com



6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,

www.molestationnursery.com



7. If you’re looking for IP solutions, there’s always

www.ipanywhere.com



8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is

www.cummingfirst.com



9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,

www.speedofart.com

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Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Monday, 4. May 2009, 04:19:22

No - I am not angry. Neither are the keys in my keyboard stuck. No, read on, it's actually the name of a US lake. Namely lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.

Officials have agreed to correct spelling errors in road signs pointing to a central Massachusetts lake with a 45-letter name.

Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg in Webster has one of the world's longest place names. It's been spelled many different ways over the years. Some locals have given up and simply call it Lake Webster.

But after researching historical spelling combinations, the Telegram & Gazette of Worcester said local Chamber of Commerce officials agreed that some signs were wrong. There was an "o" at letter 20 where a "u" should have been, and an "h" at letter 38 where an "n" should go.

*shakes head and will not even try to pronounce it - not even to myself* :lol:

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Knock Knock

Thursday, 30. April 2009, 04:26:08

So, I've been hearing some of these "knock knock" jokes. Honestly, some of them are too hard to understand for someone whose first language is another one than English, and some of them are just plain lame.

Here are just a few examples:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

Knock, knock.
Knock, KNOCK.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard do I have to knock before you'll answer the door?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.


It's okay if you roll your eyes now. :lol:

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Things that makes you go WTF?

Friday, 24. April 2009, 17:11:50

Sometimes you see something that makes you go WTF!
And then you take a second look and once again you'll go WTF?!

Take a look and see if I'm right or wrong:





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Hitslink shows the true nature of my readers

Monday, 20. April 2009, 05:21:45

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I often check my Hitslink account - it is so much fun to see which searches that lead my visitors here.

Here you go:

2/4 4:28:44 AM Alexandria, Virginia, US 68.105.179.xxx
Search: intimity shoes

I'm not really sure I want to know what it is. Maybe it's what Ripp would call CFMN shoes... :D

4/4 6:30:54 AM Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais, Brazil 201.54.209.xx
Search: www.pornobuster.com

And why on earth did the person end up on my blog?! :eyes:

4/4 6:40:10 AM 174.18.210.xxx
Search: men who hate women tough on men book

Awww... tough on men? :ironi ON: That's so sad. :ironi OFF: :left:

4/4 8:25:34 PM Domzale, Bohinj, Slovenia 89.143.107.xx
Search: porn zaphira

Oddly enough, I get this search quite often. :lol:

4/9 6:14:02 PM Skövde, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden 85.228.250.xx
Search: rose- marie boobs

Perv! :mad:

4/10 6:15:26 PM London, UK 89.243.34.xx
Search: unusual purple shoes

Wow, my shoes have become famous. I checked - they come up as number 6 on a Google search! :yes:

4/12 6:21:47 AM Fayetteville, New York, US 72.230.125.xx
Search: just said no to penis

This search seriously cracked me up! :lol:

4/18 2:51:28 PM Bayreuth, Bayern, Germany 84.147.48.xxx
Search: henna pussy

- I had several searches for henna pussy and Indian henna pussy from all across the world that day. There are some serious weird people out there! :yikes:


See? I told you it was fun! P:

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Ten things you did not know you could buy on amazon.com

Thursday, 9. April 2009, 04:49:02

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Here's a little something to amuse you:
Ten things you did not know you could buy on amazon.com. :D


1. The George W. Bush Voodoo Kit: Stick It to Him Like He's Been Sticking It to You!


2. Lil Kitty Gray Walking Meowing Cat


3 Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing


4. Titania's Crystal Ball: Now You Can See Your Future


5. Realistic White Boy Vibrating Dildo


6. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank


7. Stink Bombs, Box of 36 Glass Vials


8. Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee


9. Budget Life-Size Skull with Removable Teeth


10. Big Spankable Asses







It's amazing. Simply amazing!

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I hate Crocs!

Wednesday, 8. April 2009, 05:08:55

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And that my friends, is a fact! :yes:

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Rumours about Firefox

Tuesday, 24. March 2009, 05:22:05

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Apparently there has been rumours about Firefox dating a LOLcat, and despite attempts of denying, it's now finally confirmed!

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Complaints sent to travel agencies

Monday, 23. March 2009, 05:06:31

Lots of people travel every year. And lots of people make complaints over this and that when they come home. Some of the complaints are completely fair, and some are just far out.

Let me give you a couple of examples:

A woman got pregnant during her holidays and sent a complaint to the travel agency, claiming that it was their fault. They had given the couple a double bed instead of the two single beds the couple had booked.

A newly wed man sent a complaint after coming home from a wedding trip to Africa. He claimed that his journey had been ruined because he had seen a gigantic aroused male elephant and its pretty long "equipment" from his balcony. This had made him feel inadequate.

A family was very unsatisfied with the fact that no one had told them that they had to bring swimming costumes and towels for the water park...

A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

A woman wrote: "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

:rolleyes:

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