Kittylicious

Funny Typos

Wednesday, December 22, 2010 5:50:39 AM

Typos can be involuntarily funny. I love when I find a good typo that gives me a good laugh.

Here are a few typos from application letters:

"I have a graduate degree in unclear physics."

"I worked for 6 years as an uninformed security guard."

"My last role was a plumbing and hating specialists."

"As part of the city maintenance crew, I repaired bad roads and defective brides."

"My career goal is to shave my talents with a growing company."

"My hobbies include raising long-eared rabbis as pets."

And here are a few on signs:

It's amazing. Out of 12 words, only 5 of them are spelled correctly.

Words fail me!

I'd join the cardio thing for sure!

But!

Naked Chicks ~ CalendarX-factor 2011

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FlaRin # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:56:40 AM

Unclear Physics

Plumbing and hating specialist (ohhh I could *so* do that one hahahaha).....

Cardio Dick Boxing HAHAHAHAHA!!!

god I *love* typos, and have made a few classics myself

This post is going to run *forever*

'Get In Her'

Man...........

FlaRin # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 7:24:46 AM

Can't resist, sorry :
http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/my%20fave.jpg -

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:41:54 AM

I think that get in her is across the road from Whelans in Dublin.

Spaggyj # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:42:08 AM

"My hobbies include raising long-eared rabbis as pets"

and "get in her"

KittyliciousZaphira # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:45:45 AM

@ Flarin ~ I'd so love to be into unclear physics, I'm sure I'd be bloody good at that!

Love the picture, Nothing really mattress!

@ Gavin ~

That's so cool, I'd love to have seen that.

@ Kimmie ~ I know!

@ Jasmin ~ Welcome to my blog. Please note that you don't have to encourage people to visit your blog here. If you write good comments, people will visit all by themselves.

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 11:17:49 AM

.
And with T9 it's just so much easier to make wierd 'typos'.

Dark FurieFurie # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 11:59:22 AM

Long eared rabbis almost killed me.

Too funny.

r♡serose-marie # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 12:49:34 PM

Hahahaha! Rabbis and dick boxing!

Thanks for a good laugh, Kitty! I love funny typos too!

KittyliciousZaphira # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 12:58:15 PM

@ Aadil ~ I so agree. My phone knows the weirdest words!

@ Mik ~ Only almost? Damn!

@ Rose ~ You wanna join me at the gym?

Stardancer # Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:11:39 PM

Freakin' hilarious!

FlaRin # Thursday, December 23, 2010 7:39:42 AM

Not sure if this qualifies as a typo....
http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/8540d_homeless-man-under-house-arrest-paradox.jpg -
....but anyway...

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:07:11 AM

@ Star ~ Typos can be so involuntarily funny.

@ Flarin ~ Might not be a typo, but that doesn't make it less funny!

Dark FurieFurie # Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:09:52 AM

You have to be funnier if you want to finish me off.

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:34:29 PM

That, Flarin, is known as an oxymoron.

. (and the person who wrote the headline would be known as a moron

)

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:49:59 PM

@ Mik ~

I guess that means I'll have to deal with you a bit longer then.

Jurjenjekav # Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:43:46 PM

haha, priceless

FlaRin # Friday, December 24, 2010 4:27:31 AM

http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/typo_one.jpg -

See? - that's what you get when you cook Bananas

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, December 24, 2010 9:11:45 AM

Rice puddig and Banana craps?!

That's really funny!

FlaRin # Friday, December 24, 2010 11:03:03 AM

...and what the hell is 'Hello to the Queen'???

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, December 24, 2010 12:32:13 PM

It's american jelly, made with a bee's royal jelly.

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, December 24, 2010 1:36:57 PM

Brazilian banana sound pretty interesting too!

Dark FurieFurie # Friday, December 24, 2010 1:43:57 PM

Shaved.

FlaRin # Friday, December 24, 2010 6:00:56 PM

Interesting fact : I understand that Nicole Kidman fired one of her personal assistants for describing Nicole's Brazilian as 'looking like a Fish Finger'

Gavin Tripp-Sheedygarlingmatthews # Friday, December 24, 2010 8:01:43 PM

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, December 25, 2010 8:33:41 AM

How charming! A fish finger!

FlaRin # Saturday, December 25, 2010 9:40:26 AM

This is actually slightly disturbing...
http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/typo_2.jpg -
...what if it's not really a typo???

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, December 25, 2010 11:50:37 AM

If that's how the honeymoon starts, and they survive that, the marriage is bound to last!

FlaRin # Saturday, December 25, 2010 6:19:55 PM

Yeah

it can only get better from there on in

Interesting fact : Cary Grant's real name was Archie Leech

(or possibly Leach).

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldj79m2w1L1qe69b3o1_400.jpg -

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, December 25, 2010 6:49:32 PM

I love that site. Auto correction is one of the features that Apple says makes them better than similarly featured stones. Yet, it's amazing how many times it fucks up for people, and in this case how often it ends marriages.

FlaRin # Saturday, December 25, 2010 6:57:46 PM

Originally posted by Mik:

and in this case how often it ends marriages.

...easy enough to arrange by yourself, without resorting to Apple products

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Saturday, December 25, 2010 7:08:52 PM

Originally posted by FlaRin:

...what if it's not really a typo???

They wrote 'leeches' but they probably meant 'litchis'

.
I think they used the American spelling since the correct spelling is illegal in American!

FlaRin # Saturday, December 25, 2010 7:15:09 PM

..MAN SENTENCED TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT FOR STOLEN GROCERIES...

http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/typo_3.jpg -

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Saturday, December 25, 2010 7:44:13 PM

.
That wasn't a typo!

. It's an old journalist trick!

.
Print something with a scandalous (but inaccurate/false) headline on the front page! Then print a "public appology" or "correction" in a 1.5 by 2 inch insert buried at the bottom of page 15!

Bad WolfCois # Saturday, December 25, 2010 7:55:43 PM

i also want some long eared rabbis as pets!

FlaRin # Monday, December 27, 2010 7:34:54 PM

This made me laugh way more than you'd imagine....
http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/Front.jpg -

\\edit :
...and happy new year to Wolfieboy :
http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/marshmallow%20rabbi.jpg -

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Monday, December 27, 2010 8:13:41 PM

Bad WolfCois # Tuesday, December 28, 2010 12:42:09 AM

i knew someone was looking out for me!

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, December 30, 2010 8:57:45 PM

You guys always have such a fun time when I'm away!

Wait!

Umm... guys!

That's not fair!

FlaRin # Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:17:26 PM

I've been saving this for you, Pussy Cat...
http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/typo-camera.jpg -

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, December 31, 2010 3:25:51 PM

That's cool. Battery and cock!

How 'bout this one?

http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/slide_9414_124778_large.jpg -

FlaRin # Friday, December 31, 2010 11:45:01 PM

Hahahaha the story of my early years

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Saturday, January 1, 2011 6:05:40 AM

"Fifty Fist Dates"?

.
Is that based on a true story. ?

FlaRin # Saturday, January 1, 2011 6:46:32 AM

http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/depanted.jpg -

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, January 1, 2011 12:05:40 PM

<chuckles>

http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/624685/mcdonalds-anus-pounder.png -

Dark FurieFurie # Saturday, January 1, 2011 2:17:29 PM

And people wonder why I don't go to Maccy's.

FlaRin # Saturday, January 1, 2011 10:13:25 PM

They seem very keen on that...
http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/mcd.jpg -

KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, January 2, 2011 1:53:40 PM

McD serve really bad junkfood. I have to be seriously hungry to even consider going there. And this doesn't help!

FlaRin # Sunday, January 2, 2011 10:33:09 PM

My God - you think McD are bad?? *Don't* eat KFC - you'll have, ummm...'an upset tummy'...for a week. All that fat! - KFC are appalling!! They should be forced to have health warnings on their food containers, like cigarette packets

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Monday, January 3, 2011 1:42:42 AM

Mik has been saying this for ages.

FlaRin # Monday, January 3, 2011 3:15:36 AM

Me too. Years, in fact

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