Kitty

Hitslink

Sunday, 11. October 2009, 04:53:01

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It's been a while since I posted some of my more interesting searches listed on my Hitlink account. Read and enjoy!

6/23 3:40:04 AM San Juan, 00, Puerto Rico 70.45.100.155
Search: loss of pennis reasons

I can easily give you a couple of reasons!

6/29 11:16:34 AM London, UK 92.234.52.31
Search: Flamingo tattoo

I've had quite a few searches for Flamingo tattoos since Mr. Rinse started commenting in my Tattoo album.

7/4 5:28:36 AM Groton, Connecticut, US 24.34.169.0
Search: mermaid masturbatioon

Sometimes people search for the weirdest things!

7/16 7:08:14 PM Wichita Falls, Texas, US 70.254.144.149
Search: hand grenade kitty

Oh yeah... Come closer... I'll show you!

7/31 8:12:17 PM Novi, Michigan, US 71.65.2.112
Search: scrat gets raped by scratte

I have to disappoint you: It's not going to happen!

8/4 9:43:24 AM El Paso, Texas, US 75.39.197.91
Search: flash pussy in a super market

8/9 6:15:45 AM Ithaca, New York, US 67.241.30.215
Search: moaning bedroom sounds

... don't forget snoring sounds.

8/11 8:54:37 AM Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 24.36.15.22
Search: waiting ass

Sometimes I just don't know what to say!

8/11 7:59:04 AM Islamabad, Pakistan 116.71.88.153
Search: pussy wossy

What is it people expect to find?

8/15 4:50:06 PM UK 92.237.182.179
Search: places to get your vagina waxed in barnsley

9/26 1:02:37 PM Dallas, Texas, US 76.187.8.179
Search: kitty with implants

No thank you. I don't like that.

So, that's some of my readers. Should I be worried?

Rules for catsAbout moaning too loud

Comments

Dacotah # 11. October 2009, 05:11

"Search: places to get your vagina waxed in barnsley"
WTF, ouch.

thaodp # 11. October 2009, 05:29

Search: mermaid masturbatioon

KYren # 11. October 2009, 05:43

Zaphira # 11. October 2009, 06:51

It's always great fun to check the hitslink.

garlingmatthews # 11. October 2009, 06:53

Weeeeeird. Mine are all, like, true love and coffee.

Zaphira # 11. October 2009, 06:55

I don't know if it says more about you than it does about me - or if it's the other way around.

garlingmatthews # 11. October 2009, 07:14

And what does it say about us? That I'm Crystal Barbie and you know a lot about depilation and Barnsley?

Zaphira # 11. October 2009, 07:22

Ahahaha yeah, not to mention the intimate details about mermaids!

garlingmatthews # 11. October 2009, 07:29

...yeah. What the heck is that about? Curiousity?

Zaphira # 11. October 2009, 07:31

There are lots of the searches that confuses me. I mean... pussy wossy?? WTF??

garlingmatthews # 11. October 2009, 07:38

Some-one who knows some-one with a cat and a lisp? Rossy? ROSSY?

jekav # 11. October 2009, 08:07

nice list, you clearly have a nice group of visitors

Night wolf wrote that:

stop being a wossy pussy cat and get to tatooing

He probably meant pussy wussy, which was about you, you wussy!

"It's a kind of talking down about a cat"

Don't you just love google? I do!

Aqualion # 11. October 2009, 08:40

I don't know how to check out my Hitlink site. I find it all too confusing, and honestly I don't care. I wouldn't even know how many people visit my blog or why. I'm too old to bother.

Your examples are really disturbing.

Zaphira # 11. October 2009, 08:57

@ Gavin ~ Oh cool, I have perverted visitors with a lisp!

@ Jurjen ~ I know what he found. But I seriously doubt that it was that he was looking for.

And I am not a pussy wussy!

@ Lion ~ You might as well admit that it's because you're concerned about what you might find out about your visitors!

Diabolical # 11. October 2009, 09:25

You've got implants?

pussy with implants.. *sits in silent contemplation*

Zaphira # 11. October 2009, 09:35

Hahaha nooooo... that was just wishful thinking!

clean # 11. October 2009, 09:40

[quotte]9/26 1:02:37 PM Dallas, Texas, US 76.187.8.179
Search: kitty with implants
No thank you. I don't like that.

No, she doesn't like implants. Our Kitty is all naturale ...

Diabolical # 11. October 2009, 09:45

Our pussy is all naturale?

it's just funny when I say it.

.
Sounds like a add..

Spaggyj # 11. October 2009, 09:51

You get some real freaks here Kitty

! It's funny how all these searches for bizarre sexual terms are so often mis-spelled.

Zaphira # 11. October 2009, 09:53

@ David ~ That's true, and that feels good.

@ Cois ~ What are you waiting for then, start advertising!

@ Kimmie ~ That has struck me too, the mis-spelling tendency. It's weird.
The hand grenade kitty made me laugh the most.

clean # 11. October 2009, 10:01

The people who search for that kind of thing can only spell as good as typing with one hand lets them ...

Zaphira # 11. October 2009, 10:01

Oh no, you just had to point that out!

Spaggyj # 11. October 2009, 10:07

Ewww!

clean # 11. October 2009, 10:08

Sorry.

KYren # 11. October 2009, 10:46

No one's from India coz we don't even read our own Kamasutra, which was written in the 6th century AD.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamashastra

Furie # 11. October 2009, 10:56

The hand grenade was a present. I thought Google was a delivery service. Now, what are you doing on my page. Begone Bunny.

jekav # 11. October 2009, 11:00

I wouldn't be so sure Kyren, behind closed doors people like to have a peek to things the may not see. Just like little children do

Hermitess # 11. October 2009, 15:10

Yikes!
I check mine from time to time but it's boring stuff like "disgruntled employee"

Still waiting on something clever!

Furie # 11. October 2009, 16:50

I'm sure you'll get some good ones when you least expect it.
*searches for "Hermitess likes it doggy doggy with Kermit the frog" on Google*

rose-marie # 11. October 2009, 18:45

That's a weird collection!
You think somebody lost their penis are searching google for the reason?!

ellinidata # 12. October 2009, 00:51

"Search: places to get your vagina waxed in barnsley"

hahahaha who knew ???

I do not even want to know who my readers are

the things said in some of the comments can be posts of their own!

Stardancer # 12. October 2009, 02:12

I've never checked my Hitslink stats.

And, man, am I glad I haven't.

Hermitess # 12. October 2009, 02:46

@ Furie!

whewww! Now I'll check out hitslink...

Zaphira # 12. October 2009, 03:52

@ Kiran ~ I'm sure there's some reading going on after the curtains are closed.

@ Mik ~ Next time I want it delivered by a parcel service with better looking hunks, please.

@ Jurjen ~ I think you're very right about that.

I'm not the only curious person in the world.

@ Hermitess ~ Consider to share when something funny comes up!

@ Rose ~ Possibly. I mean, if he's dumb enough to loose it in the first place...

@ Angeliki ~ Something tells me that your Hitslink could be pretty interesting too.

@ Star ~ Well... You're right - sometimes it's better not to know.

ellinidata # 12. October 2009, 04:20

Originally posted by Zaphira:

@ Angeliki ~ Something tells me that your Hitslink could be pretty interesting too.

hahaha the beauty of the Internet! you become infamous overnight

Zaphira # 12. October 2009, 05:17

... while others have to work harder for it!

KYren # 12. October 2009, 13:04

Jekav and Zap, I confess that I have read the Kamasutra.

Indian philosophy and the book says, Dharma- education, Artha- earning money, Kama- sex/married life and Moksha- salvation are the 4 important duties in human life. If one doesn't perform the first 3 duties properly he/she won't be inclined to Moksha the salvation. The author of the book Vatsayana says it's important for both men and women to learn about the Kama, so that they can live a healthy balanced life.

Chas4 # 14. October 2009, 04:52

Now I have to look at mine

not as strange as yours

Apparently a lot of people are looking for the craptitude test (Take the Craptitude Test and get your own dirty job from Mike Rowe.)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=opera-a&rls=en-US:official&hs=jL&q=craptitude&start=10&sa=N

Minenow # 26. October 2009, 03:57

hand grenade kitty

???????????

Very

Zaphira # 26. October 2009, 04:50

I tried to Google it myself, just out of curiosity, you know, sometimes it's more interesting to find out what people were really looking for. Here's what I found: