Real personal ads
Saturday, 21. November 2009, 06:10:36
These ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.
Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
Open house body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and donuts.
Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
Snow Blower for sale... only used on snowy days.
1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.
Have a great day!




















