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H... h... hits!

Monday, 23. November 2009, 05:18:01

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There are many daily visitors to my blog, and I appreciate all my subscribers, whether they comment or not.

But ... there are some who come here for other reasons than to read my daily posts. I'm talking about the ones who end up here because of Google or another search engine that pointed them in this direction. Lots of these people might ended up disappointed, but well, it's just not easy to please all, is it?

Let me give you a few examples of what I am talking about:


10/14 11:49:20 AM London, UK 81.137.223.78
Search: letter to nasty neighbours]

Oh yes please, let me help you with that! :devil:

10/15 2:28:03 AM Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US 98.249.222.191
Search: the one with the big tits

:rolleyes:

10/16 8:03:04 PM Scottsbluff, Nebraska, US 97.92.164.164
Search: kitty raptor

Ooh yes, watch out for the very dangerous and deadly kitty raptor! :cat:


10/17 2:11:44 PM Brisbane, Queensland, AU 119.12.76.168
Search: my mom won't let me cut my hair...

Awww... what a shame. How can I be at any help? P:

10/26 7:20:09 AM Islamabad, Pakistan 119.154.14.204
Search: touching boobs in night club

Some searches just leave me speechless. :lol:

11/1 8:04:18 AM Neath, Neath Port Talbot, UK 195.194.13.1
Search: i am a lady of 33 i cant stop going to the toilet

*splutters milk from laughter* :lol::lol:

11/1 4:56:56 PM Zwijndrecht, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands 81.207.46.251
Search: happy hookers nevada 30 okt 2009

I don't really believe in happy hookers!

11/4 5:35:53 AM Melbourne, Victoria, AU 124.180.88.239
Search: wierd porn

Sometimes I wonder what it is that people expect to find when they make searches like that. nervous

11/8 7:58:13 AM Calgary, Alberta, Canada 198.53.115.81
Search: david touches rose's tits

David!! :eyes: :lol:


On that note I wish you a great Monday! :heart:

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Blogging...

Wednesday, 18. November 2009, 06:25:12

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If you don't see me today it's because I'm at a meeting...



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Hitslink

Sunday, 11. October 2009, 04:53:01

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It's been a while since I posted some of my more interesting searches listed on my Hitlink account. Read and enjoy! :D

6/23 3:40:04 AM San Juan, 00, Puerto Rico 70.45.100.155
Search: loss of pennis reasons

I can easily give you a couple of reasons! :devil:

6/29 11:16:34 AM London, UK 92.234.52.31
Search: Flamingo tattoo

I've had quite a few searches for Flamingo tattoos since Mr. Rinse started commenting in my Tattoo album. :D

7/4 5:28:36 AM Groton, Connecticut, US 24.34.169.0
Search: mermaid masturbatioon

Sometimes people search for the weirdest things! :left:

7/16 7:08:14 PM Wichita Falls, Texas, US 70.254.144.149
Search: hand grenade kitty

Oh yeah... Come closer... I'll show you! :devil:

7/31 8:12:17 PM Novi, Michigan, US 71.65.2.112
Search: scrat gets raped by scratte

I have to disappoint you: It's not going to happen!

8/4 9:43:24 AM El Paso, Texas, US 75.39.197.91
Search: flash pussy in a super market

:rolleyes:

8/9 6:15:45 AM Ithaca, New York, US 67.241.30.215
Search: moaning bedroom sounds

... don't forget snoring sounds. :lol:

8/11 8:54:37 AM Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 24.36.15.22
Search: waiting ass

Sometimes I just don't know what to say! :lol:

8/11 7:59:04 AM Islamabad, Pakistan 116.71.88.153
Search: pussy wossy

What is it people expect to find? :confused:

8/15 4:50:06 PM UK 92.237.182.179
Search: places to get your vagina waxed in barnsley

:lol::lol:

9/26 1:02:37 PM Dallas, Texas, US 76.187.8.179
Search: kitty with implants

No thank you. I don't like that. :left:


So, that's some of my readers. Should I be worried?

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Hit... hit.... hitslink!

Sunday, 21. June 2009, 04:46:11

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Checking Hitslink statistics can be so much fun - and often a bit disturbing too. I'll give you a few examples to let you see what I mean:

4/20 8:00:43 PM Karlstad, Varmlands Lan, Sweden 83.253.142.xxx
Search: "remove friends" facebook ...

Yep, that's true. If you need to get rid of your friends, then just come to me! :lol:

4/25 7:11:28 PM Dubai, United Arab Emirates 195.229.236.xxx
Search: you tube sex nurses

I do what to the sex nurses?? :eyes:

4/25 6:52:15 PM Miami, Florida, US 75.74.97.xxx
Search: public waxing

As if private waxing wasn't bad enough. :rolleyes:

4/27 3:56:09 PM Kamienna Góra, Jelenia Gora, Poland 83.4.49.xx
Search: magiar masturbation

I don't know what to say!

5/1 6:50:20 AM Belleville, New Jersey, US 68.82.149.xxx
Search: sunny's purple shoes on what not to wear

Ha, so Sunny got jealous of my purple shoes, and bought a pair himself?! :D

5/7 12:55:55 PM Mount Colah, New South Wales, AU 203.202.165.xxx
Search: rose oldest porn star 1

Words escape me here... :faint:

5/10 8:33:15 AM Kitchener, Ontario, Canada 70.26.96.xxx
Search: wolfie pornstar

It seems that many of my friends are making a little extra money on the side. :lol:

5/16 8:07:05 PM Barnsley, UK 149.254.219.xx
Search: porn with my grandmum

Oh dear... that is so sick!

5/16 8:07:37 PM Oslo, Norway 88.89.97.xx
Search: amputation and sex

...You're surely kidding!? :faint:

6/1 8:55:07 AM Indianapolis, Indiana, US 69.136.176.xx
Search: do most girls have meat curtains?

:rolleyes:


6/20 9:28:31 AM Talange, Lorraine, France 80.185.170.xxx
Search: furry porn saphira

Okay, let's stop this - I think it's getting spooky now! :left:


I hope you had a good laugh! :D

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Do you want to be my friend?

Monday, 9. March 2009, 05:25:17

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I have received PM's from people, who have added me as friends, asking why I haven't added them back. Also from people who I added a while ago, and that I have deleted from the friends list.

It seems I need to clear some things out.

I am not interested in having 2,000+ friends. The persons on my friends list are friends, not just people who happened to come across my blog at some point.

What do I expect from my friends, and what can they expect from me?

I expect my friends to be loyal. That means that they do not talk about me behind my back, and they do not spread rumours about me.
I expect them to be discrete about my friends only posts. They are friends only for a reason.
I expect them to visit my blog on a regular basis, friendships need to be maintained. I will of course visit their blogs also. I do not expect them to comment on every single post I make, like I will probably not comment on everything they write. I will read it all, though.
To me, a friendship grows out of something, like respect does. I respect all the persons on my friends list, and none of the persons on my list are added out of the blue. I value each and every one of them highly.

Will you be on my friends list forever if I add you?

Not automatically. As I wrote before, friendships need to be maintained. If you stop coming here and/or if we stop communicating for some reason, I will delete you from my list after a while. It doesn't mean that I am angry with you or disappointed in you, it just means that we aren't on each others friends lists right now. It doesn't mean you can't be added back if we start acting like friends again though.

Can you come here and comment on the posts without being on my friends list?

Of course. Just like I visit many blogs every day without even considering adding the blog owners as friends. Hang out and have fun - and see if a friendship grows from that.


If it upsets you that I haven't added you back, or if you try to push me into being your friend, then you probably aren't a good friend in the first place. Good friends are patient and respectful.

I hope this was clear enough!

Happy blogging!

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Open letter to the My Opera-team

Friday, 6. March 2009, 18:21:59

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Dear My Opera Team.

First, let me tell you how much I appreciate this community. I haven't had a blog anywhere else but here, so I can't tell you if you're better than the others. But since I started here, I didn't feel like trying some of the other platforms out. I like to blog here, and I like the options this community provide.

Having expressed my satisfaction with MyOpera in general, I have to point out a single thing.

We've had an update recently here on My Opera. People keep talking about how good it is that they changed the friends list issue, so people will have to wait for you to add you back before you appear on their friends list. Well, that's a good thing, but honestly I don't really care if strangers add me or not, as long as I have to add them back before they are able to see the friends only posts.

What annoys me a bit about the update is, that you haven't repaired the watchlist problem with photos in own albums. So if people comment on four pictures in my t-shirt album, I have to go through all 100 photos to find the comments. That is just not satisfactory.

So dear Team, next time you make an update, please fix this bug before you add new cool features, because it's really annoying for us who have big albums.

Best regards, and happy blogging;
Zaphira

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Catfianian Army

Thursday, 5. March 2009, 10:52:36

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The evil troll has yet again shown its face, trying to be pitied by others by making it look as if the cats are the evils ones. We will not accept such a behaviour.

I have "borrowed" the clone machine - it's time to strike back!

Go, my catfianinan army. Go trollhunting!

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Unique Blogger

Wednesday, 4. March 2009, 13:07:35

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Facebook

Monday, 2. February 2009, 05:09:10

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I am sorry for cursing in the title, but I have some news about Facebook: :D


34 percent of the Danish population have placed a profile on Facebook compared to 33 percent in for instance Canada. At the beginning of December, Denmark's number was 30 percent.

According to a survey which helps companies profile themselves on Facebook, the number of Danes on Facebook grew by 268 percent in 2008 alone.

The report says that an unusually large number of Danish middle-aged and senior citizens use Facebook compared with other countries.

Looking at the average age in other popular Facebook countries shows that Denmark is probably the country in the world with the highest average age - and this is one of the factors that has made Denmark the biggest Facebook country in the world, the report says.


I think I'll just stay here on MyOpera. Facebook doesn't really appeal to me. :happy:

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Hitlink Horrors

Tuesday, 27. January 2009, 05:42:45

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Ok, it's time for a Hitslink post. :smile:
I nearly forgot that I started this post, that is why you'll get some "old" searches along with a couple of newer ones:

10/26 11:00:56 AM Concord, North Carolina, US 166.82.121.xx
Search: and so the wolf fell in love with the sea serpent

Awww, isn't that just sweet?! I wonder if there's a wedding coming up! :D

10/28 1:42:51 AM Toronto, Ontario, Canada 99.253.214.xx
Search: sucking the mik out of her...

What was Mik doing in there anyway? :yikes:

10/29 5:28:27 AM Denver, Colorado, US 24.9.165.xx
Search: boobs suffocate

Pervert! :mad:

11/12 9:33:02 AM Pontecagnano, Campania, Italy 79.5.89.xx
Search: my.opera breast sex

And another one. :rolleyes:

11/13 3:13:40 AM Pikesville, Maryland, US 98.233.57.xx
Search: masturabation, kitten

Not in public! :left:

11/13 5:20:21 AM Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia 202.93.37.xx
Search: say no to porn

Nah, that is taking it a bit too far in my opinion.

11/13 5:49:26 PM Palatine, Illinois, US 67.173.83.xx
Search: where were you last night

:yikes: That depends on who is asking!

11/16 7:41:34 PM Jablonna, Warszawa, Poland 85.232.234.xx
Search: i wonder if there will be english subtitles

Well, maybe there will, and maybe there will not. I can't promise you anything. Stay tuned! :up:

11/19 5:36:13 PM Mexico, Distrito Federal, Mexico 189.145.27.xx
Search: funni tshit

T-shit? :lol:

1/25 11:24:28 AM Dallas, Texas, US 70.242.99.xx
Search: 36mm boobs

I have never heard about girls who measure their boob size in milimeters!

1/25 10:04:02 AM Legionowo, Warszawa, Poland 195.205.186.xx
Search: porn zaphira photo

Oh dear... Talking about wishful thinking! :rolleyes:

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