Kitty's Corner

It's been a while since I invented a cake - so I thought it was about time.

ZRS (Zaphira's Recipe Service) proudly presents:
Zaphira's very own Chocolime Cake

Ingredients:
3 eggs
250 gram sugar (8.8 Oz.)
3 large tablespoons cocoa
2 teaspoons vanilla
2 nips salt
3 large spoonfulls yoghurt
grated peel + juice from one lime fruit
150 gram flour (5.2 Oz.)
2 teaspoons baking powder

Whip eggs and sugar till it's almost white.

Ad cocoa, vanilla and salt and mix again.

Ad the yoghurt and the peel and juice from the lime and stir.

Mix the flour and the baking powder and stir it into the rest of the batter.

Pour into a tin foil coated with baking paper and bake at 200 degrees Celcius for 25-30 minutes. If you like a cake that's a bit "sticky" inside, then bake it about 5 minutes less.)

Serve as it is or with whipped cream or crème fraîche :yum:

Enjoy.

So, perhaps you decide to make a special cake for a special occasion. A football cake for a boy who plays soccer, a boobs cake for a bigger boy... A princess cake for a little girl who loves pink, a naughty cake for the hen night. Cakes in all shapes and colours.

I have found a little bit of inspiration for you. Some cakes that I am pretty sure that you wouldn't have thought of yourself:

The Dead Bird-cake:

The Skull-cake:

The PSP happy marriage-cake:

The Tyre-cake

The Dungeons and Dragons-cake

And last, but certainly not least, my personal favorite: The Ninja Bride-cake:

Did you ever order a cake for a special occasion? No? Me neither - I'd rather bake them myself.

But if you should ever want to order a cake over the phone, you better make sure that the guy who takes the order, understands what you mean.

Imagine that you want your cake to look like this:


So, you grab the phone, and order:


The cake baker thinks that it's an odd request, but he does exactly what he thinks he is told.
Imagine how you'd react when you come to pick up your cake, and this is the cake you get: