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Burning Love ~ Brændende Kærlighed

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Burning Love - or "Brændende kærlighed" in Danish - is a very simple traditional Danish dish, that are usually containing too much fat for my likings. But it's simple and fast - so I've modified the dish a bit, so it's less fattening. :D

So - here goes: ZRS ~ Zaphira's Recipe Service ~ proudly presents:

Zaphira's Burning Love

For two servings you'll need:

Half a kilo potatoes
2-3 carrots
100 ml low fat milk
Salt

1 large onion
150 grams of bacon
1 large sausage or two small ones

Peel the potatoes and cut them into smaller pieces. Peel the carrots and slice them. Boil them in the same cooking pot for about 20 minutes, until the potatoes are tender (?)

While the potatoes are boiling, peel the onion and chop it. Chop the bacon into bitefriendly bits. I buy a whole piece of bacon and remove the top row of fat - then it's not going to swim in grease. :D Cut the sausage into smaller bits as well, and fry it all on a pan.


When the potatoes are ready, drain them from water. Put them into a bowl, add the milk and mash them with a mixer. Add salt.


Serve and enjoy. :chef:


Easy dinner - it tastes good and it takes half a hour to cook it. :up:

Cakes III ~ Very Special Cakes

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So, perhaps you decide to make a special cake for a special occasion. A football cake for a boy who plays soccer, a boobs cake for a bigger boy... A princess cake for a little girl who loves pink, a naughty cake for the hen night. Cakes in all shapes and colours.

I have found a little bit of inspiration for you. Some cakes that I am pretty sure that you wouldn't have thought of yourself:

The Dead Bird-cake:

The Skull-cake:

The PSP happy marriage-cake:

The Tyre-cake

The Dungeons and Dragons-cake

And last, but certainly not least, my personal favorite: The Ninja Bride-cake:

Pasta and Salmon

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I've never posted a recipe with fish, and that's a shame because I like fish. :yes:

So - here goes: ZRS ~ Zaphira's Recipe Service ~ proudly presents:

Zaphira's Super Easy Pasta with Salmon

(Approximately 2 servings, depending on how hungry you are)

You'll need:

200 gram of pasta (I use half whole grain pasta, half ordinary pasta)
6-8 plum tomatoes
100-150 gram Salmon (both fresh and smoked goes)
A large spoonful of fresh cream cheese
A splash of milk
Salt

(Looks really easy already, don't you think??)

Boil the pasta. While it boils I usually peel the tomatoes. If you don't mind the "skin", then don't peel them. I put them in a bowl, splash boiling water over them, take them up after a minute, and the skin peels right off. Easy! Cut them into smaller chunks.

Cut the salmon into bite-friendly pieces.

Drain the pasta when boiled. Leave it in the pot. Ad a large spoonful of fresh cream cheese - I use Philadelphia Light, but use which ever one you have. Ad a splash of milk and stir until the cheese is melted.



Instead of cheese and milk you can use cream, but be aware that it ads calories as well.

Ad the tomatoes, the salmon and a pinch of salt and heat it up.



Stir carefully, and serve. I've grated cheese over it - but that is optional. :yum:




It's really easy and delicious - and it tastes even better the day after. :happy:

Cakes II - More phone orders

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Cake, cake, cake. It's not a secret that I like cake. :yum:

When it's my birthday and I invite friends and family over, I usually bake a cake. :yum again:

Anyway - if you aren't able to bake a cake yourself, you can always order one over the phone, and have it delivered. But make sure that you are clear about the text on the cake, or else...

Here's a few examples of failed messages on cakes:

"Congrats Taylor on one, nothing on 2nd!"


"Congratulations Heidi ("in Spanish"!)"


"Halfway 2 30"


"Best wishes Suzanne
Under neat that
We will miss you"


And last, but certainly not least:
"A 3D ocean cake"...




I hope you enjoyed. :happy:


A good offer??

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We often have morning meetings at work. And when we invite people to come to meetings in the mornings we always serve breakfast. We have a small kitchen with an oven and a microwave, and we have a fridge too, so all it takes is a bit of planning.

My boss had bought some buns for a morning meeting the other day. She had bought two bags of buns, because of a special offer at the baker's.

But let's take a closer look at that "special offer":



The white label tells the original price: 18.95 DKK - that's approximately 2.5 Eur, but that's irrelevant right now. The yellow label shows the "good offer": Two bags for 38 DKK. That means that if you buy two bags, you'll pay 0.10 DKK more than if you've bought two individual bags.

But hey, further down on the yellow label there's another noticeable thing. It says that the regular price is 25 DKK, and not 18.95 DKK. You know what that is? That's cheating! Selling things at regular prices, and camouflaging them and make it look like an offer - that's bad style. Shame on you, Føtex, for cheating your costumers!

Cakes I - phone order

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Did you ever order a cake for a special occasion? No? Me neither - I'd rather bake them myself.

But if you should ever want to order a cake over the phone, you better make sure that the guy who takes the order, understands what you mean.

Imagine that you want your cake to look like this:


So, you grab the phone, and order:


The cake baker thinks that it's an odd request, but he does exactly what he thinks he is told.
Imagine how you'd react when you come to pick up your cake, and this is the cake you get:


:lol:

Marzipan Muffins

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It's been a while since I posted a recipe, so I think it's time for another one of my own.

I made these ones up - I wanted them simple, with only a few ingredients in them, but still good tasting. I think I made it! :yes:

ZRS (Zaphira's Recipe Service) proudly presents:

Zaphira's Delicious Marzipan Muffins
(makes 10)

Ingredients
2 eggs
200 grams white sugar (one and a half cup)
100 gram marzipan, grated (3.5 Oz.)
100 ml yoghurt (3.4 fl. Oz.)
200 gram flour (one and a half cup)
2 teaspoons baking powder
A handful of granulated sugar

How to do it?

Grate the marzipan. Put it in the fridge the day before you want to bake - it's much easier to grate it when it's really cold.

Whip the eggs thoroughly with the sugar.

Ad the marzipan and stir with a spoon.

Ad the yoghurt and stir again.

Mix the flour and the baking powder, and fold it into the rest of the dough.

Fill into muffin tins and sprinkle with granulated sugar.



Bake by 180 C (356 F) for 15 minutes.


My :star: muffin tins might look fancy, but even though they are made of silicon, it gives me hell cleaning them. The muffins don't stick to them, but there's dough in all the little grooves. :bomb: It takes forever to clean them. My next tins will be groove-less. :D



Here's the baked muffin:




:heart: Enjoy! :heart:

Very Weird Food Laws

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Food - almost always a pleasure, right?

I found this little list of weird food laws from the US.

I hope you can get a good laugh from this, like I did. :D



:star: In Alaska, it's illegal to give a beer – or any other alcoholic beverage – to a moose

:star: Missouri cities can levy a tax to support a band, as long as the city's mayor plays the piccolo and band members can eat peas with a knife

:star: In Greene, N.Y., don't eat peas and walk backwards down a street during a concert. It's illegal.

:star: Clawson, Mich.: There's an actual law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his animals. (The law doesn't state whether it's sleep like in :zzz: or sleep like in being naughty with them...)

:star: In Texas, if you take more than three sips of beer while standing, you've broken the law.

:star: Connecticut law says that a pickle is officially a pickle only if it bounces.

:star: To Idaho women in hetero relationships: It's against state law for your man to give you a box of chocolates that weighs less than 50 pounds. :eyes: (I wonder if the law says that he has to share!)

:star: Residents living in a small town in Colorado may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.

:star: In Gainesville, Ga., it is illegal to eat chicken with a fork.


:left:

Have a great Saturday everybody! :heart:

Zucchini Cake

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After having posted a recipe for Zucchini Pancakes, I got inspired to bake a "real" zucchini cake.

Therefore ZRS proudly presents:

Zaphira's low fat version of Mr. Rinse's Zucchini Cake:

Ingredients :
1 large grated Zucchini (Courgette)
1/3 cup oil (canola is good)
1/2 cup skim milk
1 and half cups brown sugar
3 eggs, well beaten
2 cups of flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 and half teaspoons of cinnamon
1 and half teaspoons of nutmeg
1 teaspon Salt
Green colouring, if desired (:wink:)

How to:
1) Whip eggs and sugar thoroughly
2) Add courgettes, oil, milk, salt and spices
3) Sift together flour, baking powder and soda
4) Gradually fold dry ingredients into Zucchini mix
5) Put baking paper into a deep 9 inch cake tin (or an alternative container)
6) Bake at 350f (about 170c) for 1 hour

cool before turning out.



I put ordinary icing on it instead of the suggested cream cheese icing. This isn't a very sweet cake in itself, and I didn't know how to make cream cheese icing. :D

Thanks for the recipe, Mr. Rinse. :happy:

Zucchini Pancakes

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Do you know Rösti? That fried potato "pancake"-thing?

I thought I would try to make something similar, but instead of potatoes, I decided to use zucchini/courgette. It turned out quite well, actually, so I thought I would share with you guys. :happy:

ZRS presents:

Zucchini pancakes

Ingredients:
1 large green zucchini / courgette
1 small onion
2 eggs
½ cup of parsley
100 gram wheat flour (3.5 Oz.)
salt & pepper


How to do it:

Wash the zucchini and grate it. Peel the onion, and chop it.

Mix everything into a thick batter in a bowl.

Warm some oil on a frying pan and put tablespoonfulls of batter onto the pan. One tablespoon makes one pancake.

Fry them until they are golden brown.

They taste really good as a side dish, and they are delicious cold too, so save them if you don't eat them all.


Bon appetit! :chef: