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Real personal ads

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I like ads - especially the ones where the creator was creative and/or humorous.
These ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and donuts.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Snow Blower for sale... only used on snowy days.

1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.



Have a great day! :heart:

Cakes IV ~ The Naughty Ones

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This is the fourth post in my row of funny and/or weird looking cakes, and this time we'll take a look at some naughty cakes.

Let's start with the hot bath cake:

The stripper cake:

The BDSM cake:

The make out cake - note the guy in the middle :D:

No naughty cake post without a boobs cake:

And last, but certainly not least, the wedding cake, AKA The to have and to hold cake:

I hope you had a good laugh. I know I did. :lol:

Love Bites! :D

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I don't know if this is real or not, but it's friggin' funny no matter what!



Without Filter

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Do you know the type of persons who say exactly what pops into their heads, without filtering it first??

A couple of my colleagues told me stories about that kind of persons, and I really feel like sharing them with you.

The first story is about Karen, she's 50-something years old, and she's thin. Not, skinny-thin, but there is no extra fat on her. She told me that 15 years ago, when she weighed 15 kilos less than now (:eyes:), she went to the swimming bath with her sister and her brother-in-law. When my colleague and her sister came out of the changing room, her bro-in-law was already in the water. He gazed up at the two women in their bathing suits, and bursted out: "My god Karen, you've got huge thighs!!!"


The other story is about a woman who has lost a lot of weight recently. She is her early 60s. She met another colleague in the elevator, and the colleague started to praise her for the weight loss: "Oh dear, you've lost so much weight, it's really amazing! But now your wrinkles really show! Oh man, you've got a lot of wrinkles! Also on the neck! Whoa!!!"


Can you believe it??? :lol:

Motivationals

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...they're everywhere. Some of them are funny. Some of them aren't.

Here's the ultimate funniest one I've ever seen:



:lol:*falls off chair, laughing* :lol:

If you want to see more motivationals, I've got an album full of them. :yes:

Kid's books

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... that never made it to the book stores...:



I don't know which one would be my favourite, "Dick gets his cock out" or "Fanny loves seamen"... :left: :lol:


Cakes II - More phone orders

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Cake, cake, cake. It's not a secret that I like cake. :yum:

When it's my birthday and I invite friends and family over, I usually bake a cake. :yum again:

Anyway - if you aren't able to bake a cake yourself, you can always order one over the phone, and have it delivered. But make sure that you are clear about the text on the cake, or else...

Here's a few examples of failed messages on cakes:

"Congrats Taylor on one, nothing on 2nd!"


"Congratulations Heidi ("in Spanish"!)"


"Halfway 2 30"


"Best wishes Suzanne
Under neat that
We will miss you"


And last, but certainly not least:
"A 3D ocean cake"...




I hope you enjoyed. :happy:


Cakes I - phone order

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Did you ever order a cake for a special occasion? No? Me neither - I'd rather bake them myself.

But if you should ever want to order a cake over the phone, you better make sure that the guy who takes the order, understands what you mean.

Imagine that you want your cake to look like this:


So, you grab the phone, and order:


The cake baker thinks that it's an odd request, but he does exactly what he thinks he is told.
Imagine how you'd react when you come to pick up your cake, and this is the cake you get:


:lol:

Copy Brands

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Branding isn’t just for big companies like Microsoft and McDonald’s. All companies try to differentiate both themselves and their products via branding. Unless you take the easy way and steal a brand. Of course you can't steal a brand completely. But you can make is look and sound as one of the well known brands, and maybe steal some costumers that way.

Here's a few examples:

Bucksstar Coffee


Daiads shoes


Dolce and Banana Fashion


Hike Shoes


KLG fastfood


oMc McDnoalds Burger restaurant


Pizza Huh restaurant


Pmua shoes


Polystation gamestation


S & M chocolate


Sonia earphones


Cameraphones

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