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The cutest dog ever

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Give a dog half a lemon. It wants to play with it, but the lemon is obviously sour. So what to do?

Watch this video to find out!



It's probably the cutest dog video I've ever seen! love

News Captions

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You know those captions news people use when they interview people. They can be pretty funny, you know? But don't take my word for it; take a look for yourself:














Bad Grammar and Grammar Nazis

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Bad grammar - that's one of my pet peeves. It's amazing how some people do their best to spoil their own language. Here are a few examples that might amuse you. They sure amused me! bigsmile













Having a bad day?

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Everybody has a bad day now and again. When you're having one, it can be comforting to know that there are people who are feeling much worse than you. Who, you ask?

These people, for example...


The guy on all fours on the floor:


People, who are dumb enough to do the cinnamon challenge (and please do note his friend in the background, he's hilarious!)


Guys, who think they can chat up sexy girls on the Internet:

I love how much he laughs when the other guy turns his cam off! lol

Newly hired employees, that don't know the inventory of the shop they work in:


Girls, who think they can win over themselves in arm wrestling:


The guys that are to be trusted in a trust fall:


Girls, who know guys that can make their own toilet paper gun:


Big girls wanting to jump the trampoline...


And last but not least: Guys who think they can dance on treadmills:

Eedeeot! wink

So... I guess you're having a pretty good time after all, huh? wink

Second Sunday in Advent

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Sundays in December are the best! Pancakes and pressies - what more can a cat possibly ask for!?

Today's present was a fun one! It's called Toothpaste Pete, and it looks like this:



I've seen this on a website a long time ago, and I remember I thought it looked like great fun, but also that I'd probably never get one anyway. And now it's mine!!

A close up when it's open:


And when it's shut:


It's clicks on the toothpaste tube, and it's "one size fits all" which means it doesn't quite fit my tube of toothpaste, but I think it fits well enough to actually work.


Here's what it looks like when I squeeze the toothpaste out! bigsmile


It says on label:

It's a lot easier to brush your teeth when you're smiling. Introducing the newest way to encourage your kids to brush their teeth - Toothpaste heads.
Simply replace the existing toothpaste cap with Toothpaste Pete and presto! Brushing teeth becomes more FUN! No more bribes. No more threats. Fewer cavities.*
Now that's something to smile about.



Apparently this is made for the American market, where people can sue companies for practically everything - especially things where people just ought to think themselves. So the company put this warning on the package:



Jeez!! rolleyes

Anyway - this was a cool present, I love it! love

Odd names

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I always wanted to write a blog post about people with odd names. So I collected a bunch of them on the Internet, and here's my post.

Let me introduce to you:

Alden Cockburn:


Anass Rhammar:


Anurag Dikshit:


Batman Bin Suparman:


Ben Dover:


Dick Assman:


Dickie Head:


Dixie Normous:


Jesus Condom:


Lucious Pusey:


Mike Litoris:


Phat Ho:


Rusty Kunz:


And last, but not least, Willie Stroker:

Quote of the day #4

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Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Robin Williams

Kids today... and a small quiz

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True story, bro! bigsmile

And now for the quiz:

The image of the boy on the first and the third picture is from a movie, that Flarin and I actually watched yesterday. The movie is from 2003.

There's huge kudos to anybody who can guess which movie the image is from!

Share a Secret

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I heard on the radio the other day, that some writers here are collecting people's secrets, in order to make them part of a book, they're writing.

I went to the site to see what kind of secrets people shared, and man, I had some good laughs there. Please allow me to share a few of them with you:

- I worked in the luggage check-in in Copenhagen 15 years ago. There was a passenger that was so rude to me that I sent his luggage to Mumbai instead of to Stockholm after he left. wink

- I once moved the signs at a big run. That made 500 people run in the wrong direction...

- I love to squeeze the cakes in the supermarket, especially the swiss rolls. I'm just walking up the aisle and check that nobody notices me and then I squeeze them on the middle until they're mashed. I've done this since I was little.

- I was once caught masturbating in my dad's car outside the local supermarket. The guy who saw it was just as shocked as I was. I met him the week after at a friend's birthday, but we never mentioned it.

- I can't take a dump unless I clean my ear with a cotton bud while I'm sitting on the toilet.

- A girl called me a bitch on Facebook after I broke up with her friend. I spent an afternoon finding her address and have over 100 free folders and brochures sent to her over the Internet. She never realized how that happened.

- I once caught a monkey and made it dress up like a banana!

- I stole a tooth out of the box where my sister kept her lost teeth. I put it under my pillow and the next morning it was gone, and there was a shiny coin instead. That made me wonder. I never told this to anybody before.

- I am faithful to my lover, but not to my husband.

- I'm talking about big political problems with my dog. In English.

- I've had our cat put down. And my girlfriend just thinks it has run away...

- I am 47 years old and still afraid of the dark

- I once found 10,000 kroner in a vacuum cleaner that I inherited. I shared the money with my boyfriend and bought a trip to Thailand for them. The money was inside the bag, which we emptied to re-use it, because we were out of bags.

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Please feel free to share your secret(s) in the comments below! up

The reason why I don't tweet

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First of all: I'm not a bird. But that's not the reason, really.

Here's the real reason:



PS. I don't do instagrams either wink