Kitty's Corner

...they're everywhere. Some of them are funny. Some of them aren't.

Here's the ultimate funniest one I've ever seen:



*falls off chair, laughing*

If you want to see more motivationals, I've got an album full of them.

Cake, cake, cake. It's not a secret that I like cake. :yum:

When it's my birthday and I invite friends and family over, I usually bake a cake. :yum again:

Anyway - if you aren't able to bake a cake yourself, you can always order one over the phone, and have it delivered. But make sure that you are clear about the text on the cake, or else...

Here's a few examples of failed messages on cakes:

"Congrats Taylor on one, nothing on 2nd!"


"Congratulations Heidi ("in Spanish"!)"


"Halfway 2 30"


"Best wishes Suzanne
Under neat that
We will miss you"


And last, but certainly not least:
"A 3D ocean cake"...



I hope you enjoyed.

Branding isn’t just for big companies like Microsoft and McDonald’s. All companies try to differentiate both themselves and their products via branding. Unless you take the easy way and steal a brand. Of course you can't steal a brand completely. But you can make is look and sound as one of the well known brands, and maybe steal some costumers that way.

Here's a few examples:

Bucksstar Coffee


Daiads shoes


Dolce and Banana Fashion


Hike Shoes


KLG fastfood


oMc McDnoalds Burger restaurant


Pizza Huh restaurant


Pmua shoes


Polystation gamestation


S & M chocolate


Sonia earphones

Here's a set of rules for cats.

All Rules can be broken when you feel like it.

Don't worry about vet bills, someone else will pay.

Know where the sock drawer is for those catnaps.

Help with jigsaw puzzles.

Sniff every stranger.

Be astonishingly mysterious.

When in doubt, chase something.

Don't play in plastic bags.

Ignore your mistakes.

When in doubt, let your tail do the talking.

Never sleep alone.

Curtains are for climbing only.

All chairs belong to the cat of the house.

Baths are for Dogs!

Feeding time is when YOU want to be fed.

Go absolutely berserk for no apparent reason.

Try to keep that mouse alive for your human.

Make the world your playground.

Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.

If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.

When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.

Always find a good patch of sun to nap in and nap often.

When in trouble, just purr and look cute.

Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.

Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

If you've got a headache it's a common advice to have a Panodil (or Panadol, or whatever they call the paracetamol tablets in your country). They also work for minor muscle pain, pain in teeth, menstruation pain and other types of pain.

Then the medical firm invented Panodil Zapp - with the same contents as the regular Panodil, but the Zapp version works much faster, and helps you over your headache sooner.


Now I wonder - why are they still selling the regular Panodil tablets? I mean, are there really people who says: "Damn, I've got a headache, but I only want to get rid of it slowly?

And it gets even worse. I just discovered that they come in an even slower version: The Panodil Retard:

WTF???

Are people masochists, or what?