Living in the modern age
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H... h... hits!
Monday, 23. November 2009, 05:18:01
There are many daily visitors to my blog, and I appreciate all my subscribers, whether they comment or not.
But ... there are some who come here for other reasons than to read my daily posts. I'm talking about the ones who end up here because of Google or another search engine that pointed them in this direction. Lots of these people might ended up disappointed, but well, it's just not easy to please all, is it?
Let me give you a few examples of what I am talking about:
On that note I wish you a great Monday!
But ... there are some who come here for other reasons than to read my daily posts. I'm talking about the ones who end up here because of Google or another search engine that pointed them in this direction. Lots of these people might ended up disappointed, but well, it's just not easy to please all, is it?
Let me give you a few examples of what I am talking about:
Oh yes please, let me help you with that!10/14 11:49:20 AM London, UK 81.137.223.78
Search: letter to nasty neighbours]
10/15 2:28:03 AM Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US 98.249.222.191
Search: the one with the big tits
Ooh yes, watch out for the very dangerous and deadly kitty raptor!10/16 8:03:04 PM Scottsbluff, Nebraska, US 97.92.164.164
Search: kitty raptor
Awww... what a shame. How can I be at any help?10/17 2:11:44 PM Brisbane, Queensland, AU 119.12.76.168
Search: my mom won't let me cut my hair...
Some searches just leave me speechless.10/26 7:20:09 AM Islamabad, Pakistan 119.154.14.204
Search: touching boobs in night club
*splutters milk from laughter*11/1 8:04:18 AM Neath, Neath Port Talbot, UK 195.194.13.1
Search: i am a lady of 33 i cant stop going to the toilet
I don't really believe in happy hookers!11/1 4:56:56 PM Zwijndrecht, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands 81.207.46.251
Search: happy hookers nevada 30 okt 2009
Sometimes I wonder what it is that people expect to find when they make searches like that.11/4 5:35:53 AM Melbourne, Victoria, AU 124.180.88.239
Search: wierd porn
David!!11/8 7:58:13 AM Calgary, Alberta, Canada 198.53.115.81
Search: david touches rose's tits
On that note I wish you a great Monday!
Hitslink
Sunday, 11. October 2009, 04:53:01
It's been a while since I posted some of my more interesting searches listed on my Hitlink account. Read and enjoy! 
So, that's some of my readers. Should I be worried?
I can easily give you a couple of reasons!6/23 3:40:04 AM San Juan, 00, Puerto Rico 70.45.100.155
Search: loss of pennis reasons
I've had quite a few searches for Flamingo tattoos since Mr. Rinse started commenting in my Tattoo album.6/29 11:16:34 AM London, UK 92.234.52.31
Search: Flamingo tattoo
Sometimes people search for the weirdest things!7/4 5:28:36 AM Groton, Connecticut, US 24.34.169.0
Search: mermaid masturbatioon
Oh yeah... Come closer... I'll show you!7/16 7:08:14 PM Wichita Falls, Texas, US 70.254.144.149
Search: hand grenade kitty
I have to disappoint you: It's not going to happen!7/31 8:12:17 PM Novi, Michigan, US 71.65.2.112
Search: scrat gets raped by scratte
8/4 9:43:24 AM El Paso, Texas, US 75.39.197.91
Search: flash pussy in a super market
... don't forget snoring sounds.8/9 6:15:45 AM Ithaca, New York, US 67.241.30.215
Search: moaning bedroom sounds
Sometimes I just don't know what to say!8/11 8:54:37 AM Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 24.36.15.22
Search: waiting ass
What is it people expect to find?8/11 7:59:04 AM Islamabad, Pakistan 116.71.88.153
Search: pussy wossy
8/15 4:50:06 PM UK 92.237.182.179
Search: places to get your vagina waxed in barnsley
No thank you. I don't like that.9/26 1:02:37 PM Dallas, Texas, US 76.187.8.179
Search: kitty with implants
So, that's some of my readers. Should I be worried?
Nazis on Facebook
Sunday, 28. June 2009, 04:59:30
The chairman of the Nazi organisation – the National Socialist Movement of Denmark (DNSB) – is using the widespread appeal of online social networking to recruit more members to his organisation.DNSB chairman Jonni Hansen uses his personal profile on Facebook to post videos and speeches and take part in group debates. He says that Facebook is perfect for communicating the message to a lot of new people. And he is not lacking in company on the website, with almost 130 ‘friends’ listed, some of whom appear more extremist than himself, whose profile photo features him standing behind a lectern draped in a Danish flag.
One of his online supporters posted a photo of himself masked, clad in black and holding a knife, while giving a Nazi salute in front of the Danish flag. Another uses a swastika image instead of a personal photo.
The current DNSB organisation was founded in 1991 and can trace its roots back to the Danish Nazi Party of the 1930s. Their controversial radio station has been banned a number of times due to content broadcast, but continues to operate on a private basis. Membership figures for the organisation are not released.
Do you think freedom of speech should be limited in some way? Do you think it should be allowed to spread propaganda online??
Involuntarily funny web addresses
Thursday, 7. May 2009, 04:32:12
All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear … and be misread. If you've seen them before, then read them again. They're worth a re-read.
1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company,
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for IP solutions, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
www.speedofart.com
Hitslink shows the true nature of my readers
Monday, 20. April 2009, 05:21:45
I often check my Hitslink account - it is so much fun to see which searches that lead my visitors here.
Here you go:
See? I told you it was fun!
Here you go:
I'm not really sure I want to know what it is. Maybe it's what Ripp would call CFMN shoes...2/4 4:28:44 AM Alexandria, Virginia, US 68.105.179.xxx
Search: intimity shoes
And why on earth did the person end up on my blog?!4/4 6:30:54 AM Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais, Brazil 201.54.209.xx
Search: www.pornobuster.com
Awww... tough on men? :ironi ON: That's so sad. :ironi OFF:4/4 6:40:10 AM 174.18.210.xxx
Search: men who hate women tough on men book
Oddly enough, I get this search quite often.4/4 8:25:34 PM Domzale, Bohinj, Slovenia 89.143.107.xx
Search: porn zaphira
Perv!4/9 6:14:02 PM Skövde, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden 85.228.250.xx
Search: rose- marie boobs
Wow, my shoes have become famous. I checked - they come up as number 6 on a Google search!4/10 6:15:26 PM London, UK 89.243.34.xx
Search: unusual purple shoes
This search seriously cracked me up!4/12 6:21:47 AM Fayetteville, New York, US 72.230.125.xx
Search: just said no to penis
- I had several searches for henna pussy and Indian henna pussy from all across the world that day. There are some serious weird people out there!4/18 2:51:28 PM Bayreuth, Bayern, Germany 84.147.48.xxx
Search: henna pussy
See? I told you it was fun!
Google and privacy
Wednesday, 15. April 2009, 04:06:00
Google Denmark is launching 360 degree views of city streets, but promises to take the privacy of the public into consideration
Google will begin photographing the streets of Copenhagen, Odense and Århus starting yesterday to add them to its "Street View"-database.
The Street View feature of Google Maps allows the user to see a 360 degree panoramic view of a particular map location from ground level. It has already been launched in the US, Australia, Japan and a number of European cities.
Google will begin photographing all the major streets of the country’s three largest cities using a special camera mounted to the roof of a car.
The country director for Google in Denmark could not say when the images would be available online, but said they are taking advantage of the good weather to capture as many images as possible.
The phenomenon, which started in 2007, recently caused concern in the UK. An angry mob of local residents in Buckinghamshire blocked a Google camera car from entering their street at the start of April over privacy fears.
The Google director says the company uses a technology which automatically blurs licence plates and faces, and members of the public who are captured on film can also request to be removed from the image.
*note to self*: remember to draw the curtains before taking a shower!
(Who the f*ck wants to be blurred out!)
Google will begin photographing the streets of Copenhagen, Odense and Århus starting yesterday to add them to its "Street View"-database.
The Street View feature of Google Maps allows the user to see a 360 degree panoramic view of a particular map location from ground level. It has already been launched in the US, Australia, Japan and a number of European cities.Google will begin photographing all the major streets of the country’s three largest cities using a special camera mounted to the roof of a car.
The country director for Google in Denmark could not say when the images would be available online, but said they are taking advantage of the good weather to capture as many images as possible.
The phenomenon, which started in 2007, recently caused concern in the UK. An angry mob of local residents in Buckinghamshire blocked a Google camera car from entering their street at the start of April over privacy fears.
The Google director says the company uses a technology which automatically blurs licence plates and faces, and members of the public who are captured on film can also request to be removed from the image.
*note to self*: remember to draw the curtains before taking a shower!
(Who the f*ck wants to be blurred out!)
Ten things you did not know you could buy on amazon.com
Thursday, 9. April 2009, 04:49:02
Here's a little something to amuse you:
Ten things you did not know you could buy on amazon.com.
1. The George W. Bush Voodoo Kit: Stick It to Him Like He's Been Sticking It to You!
2. Lil Kitty Gray Walking Meowing Cat
3 Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing
4. Titania's Crystal Ball: Now You Can See Your Future
5. Realistic White Boy Vibrating Dildo
6. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
7. Stink Bombs, Box of 36 Glass Vials
8. Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee
9. Budget Life-Size Skull with Removable Teeth
10. Big Spankable Asses
It's amazing. Simply amazing!
Ten things you did not know you could buy on amazon.com.
1. The George W. Bush Voodoo Kit: Stick It to Him Like He's Been Sticking It to You!2. Lil Kitty Gray Walking Meowing Cat
3 Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing
4. Titania's Crystal Ball: Now You Can See Your Future
5. Realistic White Boy Vibrating Dildo
6. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank7. Stink Bombs, Box of 36 Glass Vials
8. Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee
9. Budget Life-Size Skull with Removable Teeth
10. Big Spankable Asses
It's amazing. Simply amazing!
Rumours about Firefox
Tuesday, 24. March 2009, 05:22:05
Apparently there has been rumours about Firefox dating a LOLcat, and despite attempts of denying, it's now finally confirmed!
Monday, 2. February 2009, 05:09:10
I am sorry for cursing in the title, but I have some news about Facebook:
34 percent of the Danish population have placed a profile on Facebook compared to 33 percent in for instance Canada. At the beginning of December, Denmark's number was 30 percent.
According to a survey which helps companies profile themselves on Facebook, the number of Danes on Facebook grew by 268 percent in 2008 alone.
The report says that an unusually large number of Danish middle-aged and senior citizens use Facebook compared with other countries.
Looking at the average age in other popular Facebook countries shows that Denmark is probably the country in the world with the highest average age - and this is one of the factors that has made Denmark the biggest Facebook country in the world, the report says.
I think I'll just stay here on MyOpera. Facebook doesn't really appeal to me.
34 percent of the Danish population have placed a profile on Facebook compared to 33 percent in for instance Canada. At the beginning of December, Denmark's number was 30 percent.
According to a survey which helps companies profile themselves on Facebook, the number of Danes on Facebook grew by 268 percent in 2008 alone.
The report says that an unusually large number of Danish middle-aged and senior citizens use Facebook compared with other countries.
Looking at the average age in other popular Facebook countries shows that Denmark is probably the country in the world with the highest average age - and this is one of the factors that has made Denmark the biggest Facebook country in the world, the report says.
I think I'll just stay here on MyOpera. Facebook doesn't really appeal to me.
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