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Hitslink

Sunday, 11. October 2009, 04:53:01

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It's been a while since I posted some of my more interesting searches listed on my Hitlink account. Read and enjoy! :D

6/23 3:40:04 AM San Juan, 00, Puerto Rico 70.45.100.155
Search: loss of pennis reasons

I can easily give you a couple of reasons! :devil:

6/29 11:16:34 AM London, UK 92.234.52.31
Search: Flamingo tattoo

I've had quite a few searches for Flamingo tattoos since Mr. Rinse started commenting in my Tattoo album. :D

7/4 5:28:36 AM Groton, Connecticut, US 24.34.169.0
Search: mermaid masturbatioon

Sometimes people search for the weirdest things! :left:

7/16 7:08:14 PM Wichita Falls, Texas, US 70.254.144.149
Search: hand grenade kitty

Oh yeah... Come closer... I'll show you! :devil:

7/31 8:12:17 PM Novi, Michigan, US 71.65.2.112
Search: scrat gets raped by scratte

I have to disappoint you: It's not going to happen!

8/4 9:43:24 AM El Paso, Texas, US 75.39.197.91
Search: flash pussy in a super market

:rolleyes:

8/9 6:15:45 AM Ithaca, New York, US 67.241.30.215
Search: moaning bedroom sounds

... don't forget snoring sounds. :lol:

8/11 8:54:37 AM Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 24.36.15.22
Search: waiting ass

Sometimes I just don't know what to say! :lol:

8/11 7:59:04 AM Islamabad, Pakistan 116.71.88.153
Search: pussy wossy

What is it people expect to find? :confused:

8/15 4:50:06 PM UK 92.237.182.179
Search: places to get your vagina waxed in barnsley

:lol::lol:

9/26 1:02:37 PM Dallas, Texas, US 76.187.8.179
Search: kitty with implants

No thank you. I don't like that. :left:


So, that's some of my readers. Should I be worried?

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Nazis on Facebook

Sunday, 28. June 2009, 04:59:30

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The chairman of the Nazi organisation – the National Socialist Movement of Denmark (DNSB) – is using the widespread appeal of online social networking to recruit more members to his organisation.

DNSB chairman Jonni Hansen uses his personal profile on Facebook to post videos and speeches and take part in group debates. He says that Facebook is perfect for communicating the message to a lot of new people. And he is not lacking in company on the website, with almost 130 ‘friends’ listed, some of whom appear more extremist than himself, whose profile photo features him standing behind a lectern draped in a Danish flag.

One of his online supporters posted a photo of himself masked, clad in black and holding a knife, while giving a Nazi salute in front of the Danish flag. Another uses a swastika image instead of a personal photo.

The current DNSB organisation was founded in 1991 and can trace its roots back to the Danish Nazi Party of the 1930s. Their controversial radio station has been banned a number of times due to content broadcast, but continues to operate on a private basis. Membership figures for the organisation are not released.


Do you think freedom of speech should be limited in some way? Do you think it should be allowed to spread propaganda online??

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Involuntarily funny web addresses

Thursday, 7. May 2009, 04:32:12

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All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear … and be misread. If you've seen them before, then read them again. They're worth a re-read. :D

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:

www.whorepresents.com



2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at

www.expertsexchange.com



3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

www.penisland.net



4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at

www.therapistfinder.com



5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company,

www.powergenitalia.com



6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,

www.molestationnursery.com



7. If you’re looking for IP solutions, there’s always

www.ipanywhere.com



8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is

www.cummingfirst.com



9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,

www.speedofart.com

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Hitslink shows the true nature of my readers

Monday, 20. April 2009, 05:21:45

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I often check my Hitslink account - it is so much fun to see which searches that lead my visitors here.

Here you go:

2/4 4:28:44 AM Alexandria, Virginia, US 68.105.179.xxx
Search: intimity shoes

I'm not really sure I want to know what it is. Maybe it's what Ripp would call CFMN shoes... :D

4/4 6:30:54 AM Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais, Brazil 201.54.209.xx
Search: www.pornobuster.com

And why on earth did the person end up on my blog?! :eyes:

4/4 6:40:10 AM 174.18.210.xxx
Search: men who hate women tough on men book

Awww... tough on men? :ironi ON: That's so sad. :ironi OFF: :left:

4/4 8:25:34 PM Domzale, Bohinj, Slovenia 89.143.107.xx
Search: porn zaphira

Oddly enough, I get this search quite often. :lol:

4/9 6:14:02 PM Skövde, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden 85.228.250.xx
Search: rose- marie boobs

Perv! :mad:

4/10 6:15:26 PM London, UK 89.243.34.xx
Search: unusual purple shoes

Wow, my shoes have become famous. I checked - they come up as number 6 on a Google search! :yes:

4/12 6:21:47 AM Fayetteville, New York, US 72.230.125.xx
Search: just said no to penis

This search seriously cracked me up! :lol:

4/18 2:51:28 PM Bayreuth, Bayern, Germany 84.147.48.xxx
Search: henna pussy

- I had several searches for henna pussy and Indian henna pussy from all across the world that day. There are some serious weird people out there! :yikes:


See? I told you it was fun! P:

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Google and privacy

Wednesday, 15. April 2009, 04:06:00

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Google Denmark is launching 360 degree views of city streets, but promises to take the privacy of the public into consideration

Google will begin photographing the streets of Copenhagen, Odense and Århus starting yesterday to add them to its "Street View"-database.

The Street View feature of Google Maps allows the user to see a 360 degree panoramic view of a particular map location from ground level. It has already been launched in the US, Australia, Japan and a number of European cities.
Google will begin photographing all the major streets of the country’s three largest cities using a special camera mounted to the roof of a car.

The country director for Google in Denmark could not say when the images would be available online, but said they are taking advantage of the good weather to capture as many images as possible.

The phenomenon, which started in 2007, recently caused concern in the UK. An angry mob of local residents in Buckinghamshire blocked a Google camera car from entering their street at the start of April over privacy fears.

The Google director says the company uses a technology which automatically blurs licence plates and faces, and members of the public who are captured on film can also request to be removed from the image.

*note to self*: remember to draw the curtains before taking a shower! :o:
(Who the f*ck wants to be blurred out!) :D

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Ten things you did not know you could buy on amazon.com

Thursday, 9. April 2009, 04:49:02

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Here's a little something to amuse you:
Ten things you did not know you could buy on amazon.com. :D


1. The George W. Bush Voodoo Kit: Stick It to Him Like He's Been Sticking It to You!


2. Lil Kitty Gray Walking Meowing Cat


3 Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing


4. Titania's Crystal Ball: Now You Can See Your Future


5. Realistic White Boy Vibrating Dildo


6. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank


7. Stink Bombs, Box of 36 Glass Vials


8. Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee


9. Budget Life-Size Skull with Removable Teeth


10. Big Spankable Asses







It's amazing. Simply amazing!

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Rumours about Firefox

Tuesday, 24. March 2009, 05:22:05

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Apparently there has been rumours about Firefox dating a LOLcat, and despite attempts of denying, it's now finally confirmed!

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Facebook

Monday, 2. February 2009, 05:09:10

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I am sorry for cursing in the title, but I have some news about Facebook: :D


34 percent of the Danish population have placed a profile on Facebook compared to 33 percent in for instance Canada. At the beginning of December, Denmark's number was 30 percent.

According to a survey which helps companies profile themselves on Facebook, the number of Danes on Facebook grew by 268 percent in 2008 alone.

The report says that an unusually large number of Danish middle-aged and senior citizens use Facebook compared with other countries.

Looking at the average age in other popular Facebook countries shows that Denmark is probably the country in the world with the highest average age - and this is one of the factors that has made Denmark the biggest Facebook country in the world, the report says.


I think I'll just stay here on MyOpera. Facebook doesn't really appeal to me. :happy:

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Hitlink Horrors

Tuesday, 27. January 2009, 05:42:45

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Ok, it's time for a Hitslink post. :smile:
I nearly forgot that I started this post, that is why you'll get some "old" searches along with a couple of newer ones:

10/26 11:00:56 AM Concord, North Carolina, US 166.82.121.xx
Search: and so the wolf fell in love with the sea serpent

Awww, isn't that just sweet?! I wonder if there's a wedding coming up! :D

10/28 1:42:51 AM Toronto, Ontario, Canada 99.253.214.xx
Search: sucking the mik out of her...

What was Mik doing in there anyway? :yikes:

10/29 5:28:27 AM Denver, Colorado, US 24.9.165.xx
Search: boobs suffocate

Pervert! :mad:

11/12 9:33:02 AM Pontecagnano, Campania, Italy 79.5.89.xx
Search: my.opera breast sex

And another one. :rolleyes:

11/13 3:13:40 AM Pikesville, Maryland, US 98.233.57.xx
Search: masturabation, kitten

Not in public! :left:

11/13 5:20:21 AM Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia 202.93.37.xx
Search: say no to porn

Nah, that is taking it a bit too far in my opinion.

11/13 5:49:26 PM Palatine, Illinois, US 67.173.83.xx
Search: where were you last night

:yikes: That depends on who is asking!

11/16 7:41:34 PM Jablonna, Warszawa, Poland 85.232.234.xx
Search: i wonder if there will be english subtitles

Well, maybe there will, and maybe there will not. I can't promise you anything. Stay tuned! :up:

11/19 5:36:13 PM Mexico, Distrito Federal, Mexico 189.145.27.xx
Search: funni tshit

T-shit? :lol:

1/25 11:24:28 AM Dallas, Texas, US 70.242.99.xx
Search: 36mm boobs

I have never heard about girls who measure their boob size in milimeters!

1/25 10:04:02 AM Legionowo, Warszawa, Poland 195.205.186.xx
Search: porn zaphira photo

Oh dear... Talking about wishful thinking! :rolleyes:

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World of Warcraft

Thursday, 22. January 2009, 05:19:43

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I wonder if any of my readers are playing World of Warcraft. :whistle:

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