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It's been a while since I posted some of my more interesting searches listed on my Hitlink account. Read and enjoy! :D

6/23 3:40:04 AM San Juan, 00, Puerto Rico 70.45.100.155
Search: loss of pennis reasons

I can easily give you a couple of reasons! :devil:

6/29 11:16:34 AM London, UK 92.234.52.31
Search: Flamingo tattoo

I've had quite a few searches for Flamingo tattoos since Mr. Rinse started commenting in my Tattoo album. :D

7/4 5:28:36 AM Groton, Connecticut, US 24.34.169.0
Search: mermaid masturbatioon

Sometimes people search for the weirdest things! :left:

7/16 7:08:14 PM Wichita Falls, Texas, US 70.254.144.149
Search: hand grenade kitty

Oh yeah... Come closer... I'll show you! :devil:

7/31 8:12:17 PM Novi, Michigan, US 71.65.2.112
Search: scrat gets raped by scratte

I have to disappoint you: It's not going to happen!

8/4 9:43:24 AM El Paso, Texas, US 75.39.197.91
Search: flash pussy in a super market

:rolleyes:

8/9 6:15:45 AM Ithaca, New York, US 67.241.30.215
Search: moaning bedroom sounds

... don't forget snoring sounds. :lol:

8/11 8:54:37 AM Hamilton, Ontario, Canada 24.36.15.22
Search: waiting ass

Sometimes I just don't know what to say! :lol:

8/11 7:59:04 AM Islamabad, Pakistan 116.71.88.153
Search: pussy wossy

What is it people expect to find? :confused:

8/15 4:50:06 PM UK 92.237.182.179
Search: places to get your vagina waxed in barnsley

:lol::lol:

9/26 1:02:37 PM Dallas, Texas, US 76.187.8.179
Search: kitty with implants

No thank you. I don't like that. :left:


So, that's some of my readers. Should I be worried?

Hit... hit.... hitslink!

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Checking Hitslink statistics can be so much fun - and often a bit disturbing too. I'll give you a few examples to let you see what I mean:

4/20 8:00:43 PM Karlstad, Varmlands Lan, Sweden 83.253.142.xxx
Search: "remove friends" facebook ...

Yep, that's true. If you need to get rid of your friends, then just come to me! :lol:

4/25 7:11:28 PM Dubai, United Arab Emirates 195.229.236.xxx
Search: you tube sex nurses

I do what to the sex nurses?? :eyes:

4/25 6:52:15 PM Miami, Florida, US 75.74.97.xxx
Search: public waxing

As if private waxing wasn't bad enough. :rolleyes:

4/27 3:56:09 PM Kamienna Góra, Jelenia Gora, Poland 83.4.49.xx
Search: magiar masturbation

I don't know what to say!

5/1 6:50:20 AM Belleville, New Jersey, US 68.82.149.xxx
Search: sunny's purple shoes on what not to wear

Ha, so Sunny got jealous of my purple shoes, and bought a pair himself?! :D

5/7 12:55:55 PM Mount Colah, New South Wales, AU 203.202.165.xxx
Search: rose oldest porn star 1

Words escape me here... :faint:

5/10 8:33:15 AM Kitchener, Ontario, Canada 70.26.96.xxx
Search: wolfie pornstar

It seems that many of my friends are making a little extra money on the side. :lol:

5/16 8:07:05 PM Barnsley, UK 149.254.219.xx
Search: porn with my grandmum

Oh dear... that is so sick!

5/16 8:07:37 PM Oslo, Norway 88.89.97.xx
Search: amputation and sex

...You're surely kidding!? :faint:

6/1 8:55:07 AM Indianapolis, Indiana, US 69.136.176.xx
Search: do most girls have meat curtains?

:rolleyes:


6/20 9:28:31 AM Talange, Lorraine, France 80.185.170.xxx
Search: furry porn saphira

Okay, let's stop this - I think it's getting spooky now! :left:


I hope you had a good laugh! :D

:heart:

Watchlist Bug

Here's a little funny bug going on in the watchlist:



Issy uploaded three new posts - and I've already read and commented on one of them, namely the "Kumatoes"-post. For some reason the watchlist haven't registered that I've read it, and now there's now comments on it. Result: I get notified twice about the same post, both on the post itself and the comments.

Funny. :smile:

Hitslink shows the true nature of my readers

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I often check my Hitslink account - it is so much fun to see which searches that lead my visitors here.

Here you go:

2/4 4:28:44 AM Alexandria, Virginia, US 68.105.179.xxx
Search: intimity shoes

I'm not really sure I want to know what it is. Maybe it's what Ripp would call CFMN shoes... :D

4/4 6:30:54 AM Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais, Brazil 201.54.209.xx
Search: www.pornobuster.com

And why on earth did the person end up on my blog?! :eyes:

4/4 6:40:10 AM 174.18.210.xxx
Search: men who hate women tough on men book

Awww... tough on men? :ironi ON: That's so sad. :ironi OFF: :left:

4/4 8:25:34 PM Domzale, Bohinj, Slovenia 89.143.107.xx
Search: porn zaphira

Oddly enough, I get this search quite often. :lol:

4/9 6:14:02 PM Skövde, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden 85.228.250.xx
Search: rose- marie boobs

Perv! :mad:

4/10 6:15:26 PM London, UK 89.243.34.xx
Search: unusual purple shoes

Wow, my shoes have become famous. I checked - they come up as number 6 on a Google search! :yes:

4/12 6:21:47 AM Fayetteville, New York, US 72.230.125.xx
Search: just said no to penis

This search seriously cracked me up! :lol:

4/18 2:51:28 PM Bayreuth, Bayern, Germany 84.147.48.xxx
Search: henna pussy

- I had several searches for henna pussy and Indian henna pussy from all across the world that day. There are some serious weird people out there! :yikes:


See? I told you it was fun! P:

Friends with big tits wanted

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I am usually being nice to newbies, and explain how things work here if I can.
We have all been newbies after all, and I love the MyOpera community.

But some newbies just deserve to be posted about.

Here's a PM I received the other day:

Hi zaphira how you doing im new to the opera mini community and i seen your pic(the one wit da big tits,dnt know if there urz) which jus caught my eyes, i jus wana know if we could be friends?



So basically he is saying that he wants to befriend me if my boobs are big enough!?

Sorry pal, it doesn't work that way.

Better luck next time!

Do you want to be my friend?

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I have received PM's from people, who have added me as friends, asking why I haven't added them back. Also from people who I added a while ago, and that I have deleted from the friends list.

It seems I need to clear some things out.

I am not interested in having 2,000+ friends. The persons on my friends list are friends, not just people who happened to come across my blog at some point.

What do I expect from my friends, and what can they expect from me?

I expect my friends to be loyal. That means that they do not talk about me behind my back, and they do not spread rumours about me.
I expect them to be discrete about my friends only posts. They are friends only for a reason.
I expect them to visit my blog on a regular basis, friendships need to be maintained. I will of course visit their blogs also. I do not expect them to comment on every single post I make, like I will probably not comment on everything they write. I will read it all, though.
To me, a friendship grows out of something, like respect does. I respect all the persons on my friends list, and none of the persons on my list are added out of the blue. I value each and every one of them highly.

Will you be on my friends list forever if I add you?

Not automatically. As I wrote before, friendships need to be maintained. If you stop coming here and/or if we stop communicating for some reason, I will delete you from my list after a while. It doesn't mean that I am angry with you or disappointed in you, it just means that we aren't on each others friends lists right now. It doesn't mean you can't be added back if we start acting like friends again though.

Can you come here and comment on the posts without being on my friends list?

Of course. Just like I visit many blogs every day without even considering adding the blog owners as friends. Hang out and have fun - and see if a friendship grows from that.


If it upsets you that I haven't added you back, or if you try to push me into being your friend, then you probably aren't a good friend in the first place. Good friends are patient and respectful.

I hope this was clear enough!

Happy blogging!

Open letter to the My Opera-team

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Dear My Opera Team.

First, let me tell you how much I appreciate this community. I haven't had a blog anywhere else but here, so I can't tell you if you're better than the others. But since I started here, I didn't feel like trying some of the other platforms out. I like to blog here, and I like the options this community provide.

Having expressed my satisfaction with MyOpera in general, I have to point out a single thing.

We've had an update recently here on My Opera. People keep talking about how good it is that they changed the friends list issue, so people will have to wait for you to add you back before you appear on their friends list. Well, that's a good thing, but honestly I don't really care if strangers add me or not, as long as I have to add them back before they are able to see the friends only posts.

What annoys me a bit about the update is, that you haven't repaired the watchlist problem with photos in own albums. So if people comment on four pictures in my t-shirt album, I have to go through all 100 photos to find the comments. That is just not satisfactory.

So dear Team, next time you make an update, please fix this bug before you add new cool features, because it's really annoying for us who have big albums.

Best regards, and happy blogging;
Zaphira

Hitlink Horrors

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Ok, it's time for a Hitslink post. :smile:
I nearly forgot that I started this post, that is why you'll get some "old" searches along with a couple of newer ones:

10/26 11:00:56 AM Concord, North Carolina, US 166.82.121.xx
Search: and so the wolf fell in love with the sea serpent

Awww, isn't that just sweet?! I wonder if there's a wedding coming up! :D

10/28 1:42:51 AM Toronto, Ontario, Canada 99.253.214.xx
Search: sucking the mik out of her...

What was Mik doing in there anyway? :yikes:

10/29 5:28:27 AM Denver, Colorado, US 24.9.165.xx
Search: boobs suffocate

Pervert! :mad:

11/12 9:33:02 AM Pontecagnano, Campania, Italy 79.5.89.xx
Search: my.opera breast sex

And another one. :rolleyes:

11/13 3:13:40 AM Pikesville, Maryland, US 98.233.57.xx
Search: masturabation, kitten

Not in public! :left:

11/13 5:20:21 AM Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia 202.93.37.xx
Search: say no to porn

Nah, that is taking it a bit too far in my opinion.

11/13 5:49:26 PM Palatine, Illinois, US 67.173.83.xx
Search: where were you last night

:yikes: That depends on who is asking!

11/16 7:41:34 PM Jablonna, Warszawa, Poland 85.232.234.xx
Search: i wonder if there will be english subtitles

Well, maybe there will, and maybe there will not. I can't promise you anything. Stay tuned! :up:

11/19 5:36:13 PM Mexico, Distrito Federal, Mexico 189.145.27.xx
Search: funni tshit

T-shit? :lol:

1/25 11:24:28 AM Dallas, Texas, US 70.242.99.xx
Search: 36mm boobs

I have never heard about girls who measure their boob size in milimeters!

1/25 10:04:02 AM Legionowo, Warszawa, Poland 195.205.186.xx
Search: porn zaphira photo

Oh dear... Talking about wishful thinking! :rolleyes:

Cat person or Dog person?

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I can see on the sidebar that 38 persons have voted in my latest poll until now.

The question on the poll is: Are you a dog person or a cat person?

26 % answered dog person = 9.9 persons
55 % answered cat person = 20.9 persons
18 % answered neither = 6.8 persons

Now, look at this:
(Text: I miss the days when being a cat-person or a dog-person had something to do with having a pet.)


Do you want to change your vote? :D

It's Christmas!!

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