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Cakes IV ~ The Naughty Ones

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This is the fourth post in my row of funny and/or weird looking cakes, and this time we'll take a look at some naughty cakes.

Let's start with the hot bath cake:

The stripper cake:

The BDSM cake:

The make out cake - note the guy in the middle :D:

No naughty cake post without a boobs cake:

And last, but certainly not least, the wedding cake, AKA The to have and to hold cake:

I hope you had a good laugh. I know I did. :lol:

Touch my tits

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Sometimes you hear a song that's so bad it makes you think it's a joke.

Danish Jackie Navarro made a "song" called "Touch my tits", and heaven have mercy, that's the worst load of crap I've ever heard! :faint:
See her video by clicking this link - but note that you can only watch it if you have a youtube account. The video is mostly half naked people making out and touching themselves. :rolleyes:

If this should ever sell one single CD, then it's proved that sex sells.

I haven't been able to find the lyrics online, but it's mostly "Hey Mister" and "Someone please touch my tits"...

When she released this single, she went out singing it on a night club. And she was very upset that guys asked her afterwards if they could touch her boobs. Come on - you dress like a slut, you beg people to touch your tits - how can it surprise you that drunk horny teenagers at least make verbal suggestions?!

:rolleyes:

AIDS - a mass murderer

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A German ad featuring Adolf Hitler having sex is making headlines this week and has been condemned by HIV charities even before the ad hits the TV/cinema/magazines.

The steamy ad, filmed by a German charity, features a couple having sex - but only at the end is the man revealed to be Hitler.

The ad - produced in German, Spanish and English versions - also features mocked-up posters of Josef Stalin and Saddam Hussein having sex with naked women.

The tagline reads: "AIDS is a mass murderer". It is set to be shown on German television next week.

AIDS-awareness charity says it wants to shake people up by linking AIDS with mass murder, citing figures that show AIDS kills almost 6,000 every day. But charities all over the world have hit back with concerns that it could be AIDS sufferers, not the disease itself, that become associated with Hitler.

AIDS has killed around 30 million people worldwide, and, according to the campaign, World War II is estimated to have killed around 60 million people.

The advert has been criticised for stigmatising people infected with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.
You can see the TV/Cinema ad here .

Illegal purchase of sex

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Denmark is the only Nordic country where buying sex is still legal, although pimping is forbidden. A prostitute’s activities are thereby legal, and individuals must report their earnings to the tax authorities. A change of government may change that, since the Social Democrats are ready to include a move to make the purchase of sex illegal to the party platform.

Should the opposition parties secure a majority in the next national election – which most polls are suggesting they will – the new government would likely be able to implement a ban on purchasing sex.

The move would put the party’s position in line with the Red-Green Alliance and Socialist People’s Party. The Social Liberals are also prepared to support criminalising the purchase of sex.

Police say that although some prostitutes are Danish, most come from Eastern Europe, South-East Asia and Africa, with many forced into the practice. (:furious:)

There are an estimated 130 brothels and massage parlours in Denmark – most operating in Copenhagen. According to statistics from the Social Affairs Ministry, there are around 5,700 prostitutes nationwide.

Making prostitution a crime will not make it go away, it will just make it more difficult for the girls. The world's oldest trade doesn't just "go away" like that. :rolleyes: If the purpose of the ban is to stop trafficking then I don't believe that it'll have the desired effect.

World's Oldest Porn Star

When my grandparents had been married for 50 years, my uncle asked my grandmom: "So... when in a marriage does sex stop?"
She looked at him and shrugged: "How would I know?"

:D

Without comparing at all, this leads me to the story about the world's oldest porn star. His name is Shigeo Tokuda, and he is a 74 years old retiree from Japan.

After retiring, he got bored of just staying at home and decided to pursue a career in the film industry. He has now starred in more than 250 porn films in his over 14 years career and his producers are planning to sell his CDs/DVDs to other countries as well.

Lately I’m also starring as the main actor in a porn series set in a senior-care home. The girl that I’m costarring with might play my son’s wife, a daughter of a relative that I happen to be looking after, or a helper at one of the care homes.



His wife and kids pretend they do not know about his career - it is Japan after all, and that is simply too embarrassing...!


I think it's cool that there's a market for that kind of films too, but honestly... I'm not a potential buyer! :lol:

The loss of a penis

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Imagine this: A 42 year old man went to his doctors in 2006 complaining of pain and swelling in his penis. Following tests, specialists diagnosed a fatal form of cancer and recommended immediate amputation.

There were only two options: Either he would die from the cancer, or he would choose the amputation. Having both wife and kids he chose the latter.

However, one year later a familiar swelling returned in his scrotum, causing doctors to have concerns about their initial diagnosis. A review of tissue samples by other hospitals found that he had been misdiagnosed with cancer and was instead suffering from a rare infection.

The man requested compensation of 200,000 kroner (26,800 Eur) from the Patient Insurance Association, which decides claims for patients injured in connection with treatment in the national health service.

However, last week the association sent its second rejection letter to the man, saying that if the presiding doctor was judged to have been the most experienced in the field of treatment then compensation was not possible, even if the health issue was misdiagnosed. In other words: No money for the man, who had hoped for compensation for the physical and mental hardships he has suffered since the amputation, including the loss of his sex life.

So, the good news for him is: He hasn't got cancer.
The bad news is: They amputated his willy for no reason.

I do understand if the man is angry!

Return of Bush?

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I just read in the paper that the bush is coming back. And I do not talk about a former American president, but about the lower regions of the female gender.

It's been trendy since the 1990s that women remove some of or all of their pubic hair, either by shaving or waxing it off.

To make clear what waxing is about, here's a list of variants:

The Bikini Line: This is the least extreme form. All pubic hair covered by the bikini is left in place. Only straggling hairs on either side are removed, so that none are visible when a bikini with high-cut sides is being worn. It is also known as American waxing.

French waxing leaves a vertical strip in front (a landing strip), two to three finger-widths in length just above the vulva. It is also known as a partial Brazilian wax. Hair of the peri-anal area and labia may be removed. Removal of hair from these areas is also known as the Playboy wax or G-waxing.

Brazilian waxing refers to a removal of everything, front to back, while sometimes leaving a thin strip of hair on the pubis. An extreme form of bikini waxing, it involves complete removal of hair from the buttocks and adjacent to the anus, perineum and vulva. Waxes that remove all of the pubic hair are known as a full Brazilian wax, full Bikini wax, Hollywood wax or the Sphinx.


So, now we know what we're talking about.

The article I read in the paper said that more and more women are in for the natural look now, leaving the pubic hair. A sociologist says that it's because that more and more women acknowledge their own worth and role as women and not as girls.

The financial crisis can also affect whether women wax or not: Through the good times we've seen how pampering yourself with luxury jacuzzi baths, oil massages and other similar things have been trendy. Now it seems that the tendency is that the crisis make women (and men) rebel against the smooth and perfect.

So, hairy or not, that is the question. I know what I prefer. What about you? :wink:

Phone Sex

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I have heard that phone sex is very popular these days, but honestly, I never really understood the concept of it.

I mean, it's not that I haven't tried it. Let me tell you, there was a lot of moaning and groaning going on, but hey, once the phone was in position I couldn't hear a word of what the other person said. :confused:


When kids have kids

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As the international media expressed indignation over the news that an English boy of 12 became a father, two Danish 13-year-olds are also expecting their first born. The young teenagers from the southern Jutland, will become parents after the boy fathered the child when he was just 12.

Both were classmates, but the boy has recently changed schools as the girl no longer wants to have contact with him.

The principal said that the school is now considering changing its guidelines for sex education, stating that the school was "shocked when informed that a 13-year-old girl was pregnant."

Last year 995 babies were born to teenager mothers in Denmark.


Someone hasn't been living up to their responsibility in these cases! Put proper sex education on the timetable, teach the kids how to protect themselves, and teach them what can happen if they don't. Care about your kids, tell them about actions and consequences. Do not be afraid to talk about sex - sex should be a perfectly normal subject to discuss and not something to be embarrassed about. Remember: The more secret you make it, the more interesting it'll get.

That's just my opinion!

Museum Erotica

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A last-minute back-out by potential investors has left the Museum Erotica in Copenhagen facing bankruptcy.

The City Council’s cultural committee has turned down a request to support the museum and the museum’s chief executive said the museum is facing the sale of its extensive collection. The museum is currently in the process of rebuilding the museum but are approximately two to three million kroner short due to a lack of investors. If they don’t get the funding within a week, they will have to close.

The museum is home to more than 1,500 artefacts and pictures depicting erotica through the ages. If the museum is declared bankrupt then the collection will have to be sold off.

The museum plays host to dedicated exhibitions chronicling the life and times of Playboy magazine and Marilyn Monroe among others. A dress worn by the American actress is also displayed.

The museum had been planning a number of celebrations this year, which now look to be in serious jeopardy. This year will mark the 15th anniversary since the museum opened its premises on Købmagergade street in central Copenhagen. 2009 also marks the 40th anniversary of the legalisation of pornography in Denmark.


I have actually been to this museum once, and I didn't find it very interesting. What I remember the most was a closed room, where there was warning signs outside, saying "Hardcore, enter at own risk", without stating what exactly you could expect to find in there. It turned out to be various porn films running on a large number of tv screens, mostly a girl having sexual intercourse with a horse. :yuck:

Of course it's sad when a museum have to close down after 15 years, but I don't think it's a museum you visit more than once anyway.