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Closets

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Closet

Originally posted by Urban Dictionary:

A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.



Homosexuals, eh? I never really understood that expression. And by the look of it, I'm not the only one feeling like that:



Sex Sells - Sometimes

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They say that sex sells, but apparently - that's not always the case.

The international airline Cathay Pacific was just about to launch a big campaign.

They equipped their staff with brand new uniforms.

They had a brand new slogan ready.

'The team who go the extra mile to make you feel special', were the words that should have set the new campaign rolling.

But then, something happened. A pilot and a stewardess decided to have some fun in the cockpit. The fun included a blowjob, and a photo was taken. And another photo was taken, this time of the stewardess posing sweetly in a cabin seat.

A Chinese newspaper printed the photos and they are now circulating on the internet. You can see the photos by clicking here and here.

The company decided to postpone the campaign because "...the scope for the slogan and campaign to be misinterpreted or ridiculed and lampooned, in light of the cockpit incident, is obvious." as a Cathay management source was quoted as
saying.

The crew shown in compromising situations in the photographs are no longer employees of the company. Surprise!!

Talk about flying high....

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International Women s Day 2011

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  • Yesterday was the International Women's Day.
  • Denmark was the first country that released pornography - all the way back in 1967-69.

What do these two things have in common, you might ask.

Apparently a lot.

It was yesterday, on International Women's Day that the Cunt-o-mat was introduced. And yes. You read it right: The Cunt-o-mat!

What's that, you might ask.


The answer is that it is a white wooden chair with lamps and a camera attached to it. The idea is that you remove the clothes from your lower body, sit down on the chair, and in a flash your intimate parts will be photographed and ultimately be uploaded to this website.

What's the purpose, you might ask.

The idea arose when the famous book "Woman, know your body" was to be updated. The authors felt that there weren't any decent photos of female genitalia on the internet. The photos on the Internet are mostly pornographic, and the pornographic pussy has standards to live up to: It's supposed to be completely symmetrical and have very small labia, and it has to be hairless.

So the purpose is to build a collection of images showing the diversity of female genitalia.

The Cunt-o-mat is right now in the library of the Goethe institute, but it's possible to rent it, if you're interested.

Why do I blog about this, you might ask.


I blog about this because I can't imagine this happening anywhere else in the World and it's truly
a Danish cultural event, for International Women's Day, to celebrate the natural beauty of all Women,
and release Pussies from the chains of stereotypical pornography. And as such, how appropriate
that the country that gave the world pornography is also the country that reminds us that the World is
full of real Women...

So welcome to Copenhagen. Have a seat!

Spanish Prostitutes

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Some like them young. Some like them old...



I didn't know that Queen Elisabeth was Spanish, though... left

Sexy Dice

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When sexy dice aren't sexy at all...!



lol

World AIDS Day 2010

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It's the first of December today, and it's World AIDS Day, the day where people all over the world try to raise awareness about HIV and AIDS.

I post about this subject every year, because I think it's important that people get more aware of this disease. In my country it's mostly gay men who get it, and also junkies, who get it from infected needles.

But in other, more poor countries, it's not necessarily like that. If you look at it world wide, there are much more woman and girls who get it than men. Women who don't decide over their own bodies and their sexuality.

Alarmingly it has been reported that men will still pay more money for unprotected sex with a sex worker. I simply don't understand that! Those men are risking not only their own lives, but also the lives of the sex worker and/or wife at home. Morons!

There are now 33.4 million people living with HIV, according to 2008 figures released by WHO. An estimated 2.7 million were newly infected with the virus and 2 million died of AIDS the same year.

We have about 5.250 HIV infected persons in Denmark, plus additional 1,000 who don't know they're infected yet. We had 236 new cases of HIV infected persons last year. Two thirds of them were men.

Sub-Saharan Africa remains the region most heavily affected by HIV. In 2008, sub-Saharan Africa accounted for 67% of HIV infections worldwide, 68% of new HIV infections among adults and 91% of new HIV infections among children. The region also accounted for 72% of the world’s AIDS-related deaths in 2008.



World AIDS Day. Every year on December 1st!

Is this ad crossing the line?

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The picture above is from an ad for a hotel chain, and it has really got the employers angry! They call it sex discriminating and way out of line. The way the maid is portrayed, sitting on a bed, with a sign saying 'sleep with us', and the Norwegian labour union 'Fællesforbundet' calls it frivolous!

The employers don't understand what the fuss is all about. They say it's obvious that the maid in this ad is a model and not an employee, and the ad is made for fun. They've also suggested that the real maids in the hotels should wear the sign when at work, but the labour union replies that they can forget about that.

What do you think? Is the ad 'too much' or not?

The Danger of Masturbation

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Masturbation causes acne, loss of eyesight and even blindness. Masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms. Masturbation will make you lose the ability to have children later on, because men can run out of semen. Masturbation leads to homosexual activity. Masturbation will make your spine wither away.
To sum it up: Masturbation is evil, dirty and harmful.

There are lots of myths going on about masturbation, as you can see from the above. They're all myths, of course, none of it is true. Masturbation is a normal and healthy part of life - and you are normal if you masturbate, normal if you wonder about it but don't do it, and normal if you never give it a second thought and don't do it - it is one of the few things in life that is "normal if you do and normal if you don't". It's sweet, isn't it?!

Fact is that there's only one real danger about masturbating:



*checks palms* And that is a fact. bigsmile

Chlamydia ~ A very popular disease

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Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease.

More young people than ever before are infected with the Chlamydia bacterium, and Copenhagen and Frederiksberg are the worst affected areas with as many as 17 % of total cases.

There are currently over 29,000 cases of Chlamydia a year in Denmark, compared with less than half that figure a decade ago.

It is estimated that 5 to 10 percent of all sexually active people are infected with the bacterium. The group with the highest rates of infections are women between the ages of 15 and 19 and men between 20 and 24.

The Chlamydia bacterium causes an infection that is very similar to gonorrhoea in the way that it is spread and the symptoms it produces. Chlamydia is however known as a "silent" disease because the majority of infected people have no symptoms, which means that it is often unwittingly passed on to a sexual partner, who passes it on to the next one, who passes it on.... You get the picture.

If left untreated, Chlamydia infections can lead to sterility.

There is a way, however, to not catch chlamydia, even if sexually active:



And I don't wanna hear "It's like eating candy with the wrapping paper still on"! mad



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