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Wednesday, 28. October 2009, 05:58:23

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... that never made it to the book stores...:



I don't know which one would be my favourite, "Dick gets his cock out" or "Fanny loves seamen"... :left: :lol:


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Phantom2 28. October 2009, 06:05

:lol:
:left: :right:

Kiran 28. October 2009, 06:10

:lol:

Kitty 28. October 2009, 06:16

:wink: :D

Kimmie 28. October 2009, 08:48

Oh dear :lol: :lol: :lol:

Carol 28. October 2009, 10:11

:yikes: :faint: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hermitess 28. October 2009, 11:08

:lol: :lol: *snort* :eyes: :lol: :lol:

Gavin Sheedy 28. October 2009, 11:33

:lol: Captain Pugwash and Seaman Staines. (Item 7 on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pugwash )

Angeliki 28. October 2009, 12:06

holly crapola! :lol: :lol: this is a collection to be proud of!! :lol:

My vote goes to "Dick gets his cock out" :D

thanks for sharing

Kitty 28. October 2009, 14:45

It feels good to provide a daily laugh! :yes:

RedFreya 28. October 2009, 15:21

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :yes: Where do you find these things ?? Luckily I don`t understand what they mean. :angel: :whistle:

Kitty 28. October 2009, 15:22

What's the whistling about then!? :lol: :devil:

RedFreya 28. October 2009, 15:31

I`m as pure as a new snow fall! :left: :right: :wink:

Gavin Sheedy 28. October 2009, 15:33

...that's not much of a recommendation these days. :eek:

RedFreya 28. October 2009, 15:35

:smile: :smile: :lol:

dbshadow(Deacon Blue) 28. October 2009, 18:37

Originally posted by RedFreya:

I`m as pure as a new snow fall!


Me too. :cat: :heart:

Jurjen 28. October 2009, 20:01

:lol:

Very nice :up: I think those books would have become best sellers when they did com out. It more fun for the parents too! :D

Kitty 29. October 2009, 03:38

:lol: You're right. But imagine when the granparents come over: "Grandma please read the book where Dick spanks his monkey!"
:faint:

Jurjen 29. October 2009, 15:00

You're right, maybe not such a good idea after all :D

David Scott Aubrey 29. October 2009, 21:19

:lol: Dick admires his neighbour's bush ... :rolleyes: :lol:

Kitty 29. October 2009, 21:20

@ Jurjen ~ The idea was funny. But oh, the consequences... :D

@ David ~ What? It's a mighty fine bush! :lol:

David Scott Aubrey 29. October 2009, 21:41

It is ... all curly and ... uh ... green.

(Who let She-Hulk into the room ... ?) :eyes:

Kitty 30. October 2009, 05:26

Don't even think of going there! :faint:

r♡se 30. October 2009, 08:35

:lol: the seamen!

But why is Dick naked all the time...? :worried:

Kitty 30. October 2009, 09:49

He's not naked - I can see him wearing shoes in at least two of the pictures. P:

David Scott Aubrey 30. October 2009, 10:00

Dick is obviously a real go-getter. He's ready for action. It's in the upcoming books, "Dick gets a job", "Dick Goes Down in the Elevator" and, "Dick on the Casting Couch".

David Scott Aubrey 30. October 2009, 10:02

Not to mention when he gets into the warehouse and has some hardwood adventures in, "Dick in a Box".

Kitty 30. October 2009, 12:36

Oh dear, have mercy! :lol:
What will be next? Dick comes out of the box? Or... Dick comes in the box? :lol:

David Scott Aubrey 30. October 2009, 20:18

Dick has a heart-to-heart with his gay friends in "Dick Comes Out".

Phantom2 30. October 2009, 20:30

Don't forget "Dick and Dolly's Adventures" by Carolyn Wells ( 1910)

Kitty 30. October 2009, 20:44

*gets tummy cramps from laughing* :lol::lol:

David Scott Aubrey 30. October 2009, 20:49

Then there's the one where Dick's going on a treasure hunt, but only gets a few of the prizes; "Dick Gets Some".

David Scott Aubrey 30. October 2009, 20:51

Then there was the one where he pretended to be a fish out of water; "Dick Flops Around".

David Scott Aubrey 30. October 2009, 20:52

Then there was the one where he exercised too much and paid for it the next day; "Dick Gets Stiff".

David Scott Aubrey 30. October 2009, 20:53

And what about the one where he decided to watch TV all night instead of going to bed? "Dick Stays Up".

Gavin Sheedy 30. October 2009, 20:57

lol, you're on a roll tonight. :smile:

Jurjen 30. October 2009, 23:26

Then of course there is this one where Dick has applied for a job as milkman in "Dick gives the ladies his cream". :left:

Mina 31. October 2009, 05:21

:lol: Naughty Kitty.

:up:

Kitty 31. October 2009, 06:26

Please read the comments again and tell me that it's not me who is the naughty one here! :lol:

*giggles* "Dick stays up..." :lol:

David Scott Aubrey 31. October 2009, 10:09

There's a new book coming out about Dick attending two formal parties in the same night; "Dick and Balls".

David Scott Aubrey 31. October 2009, 10:10

And, of course, who could forget the eternal favourite where Dick is out in the woods for a week and can't get to a shower? "Dick smells".

Gavin Sheedy 31. October 2009, 10:11

I think that you're having a bit too much fun with this! p:

David Scott Aubrey 31. October 2009, 10:11

And the one where he discovers a deep, deep trench? "Dick finds a hole".

r♡se 31. October 2009, 10:12

Oh god, David! :lol:

David Scott Aubrey 31. October 2009, 10:13

And what about when Dick is shrunk by a horny female scientist to a mere 9 inches in height, hit with an immobilizing ray, then used as a sex toy? "Dick in Her Vagina".

Jurjen 31. October 2009, 10:15

Originally posted by clean:

then used as a sex toy


Hey, this isn't innocent anymore!! :irked:

David Scott Aubrey 31. October 2009, 10:16

Originally posted by rose-marie:

Oh god, David!



"That's what she said". :wink:

David Scott Aubrey 31. October 2009, 10:17

Originally posted by jekav:

Hey, this isn't innocent anymore!! :irked:



Well ... that was the rare line of Dick books for adults ... :whistle:

Kitty 31. October 2009, 11:00

If this continues, I'm going to consider making the post friends only! :lol:

David Scott Aubrey 31. October 2009, 12:08

:whistle:

David Scott Aubrey 31. October 2009, 12:09

Okay ... we'll get off Dick, then ...

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