Kittylicious

Ten things you did not know you could buy on amazon.com

Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:49:02 AM

Fun, Internet, Shopping

Here's a little something to amuse you:
Ten things you did not know you could buy on amazon.com.

1. The George W. Bush Voodoo Kit: Stick It to Him Like He's Been Sticking It to You!

2. Lil Kitty Gray Walking Meowing Cat

3 Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

4. Titania's Crystal Ball: Now You Can See Your Future

5. Realistic White Boy Vibrating Dildo

6. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

7. Stink Bombs, Box of 36 Glass Vials

8. Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee

9. Budget Life-Size Skull with Removable Teeth

10. Big Spankable Asses

It's amazing. Simply amazing![/COLOR]

I hate Crocs!Happy Easter!

Comments

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Moesring # Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:57:53 AM

7. Stink Bombs, Box of 36 Glass Vials

Compared to the others, that one actually seems pretty normal.

Have you considered buying number 2 - Catfiania can never have too many residents, can it?

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, April 9, 2009 5:01:58 AM

No, I haven't considered that - in fact I see it as slavery. Imagine what that little poor thing may be going trough when sold.

To the rescue! http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/files/ninjacat.gif -

MarikeMarike79 # Thursday, April 9, 2009 5:26:23 AM

I like the first one

they should let you design your own, for example ex-boyfriend

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Thursday, April 9, 2009 5:38:58 AM

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Dacotah # Thursday, April 9, 2009 5:43:17 AM

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:07:04 AM

@ Marike ~ Haha, that's true, I bet they would sell a lot of those!

@ Antwap ~ Hi there!

@ Carol ~

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:34:03 AM

the first one!
Budget Life sized skull?

Dacotah # Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:38:00 AM

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd295/bedawonformee/funny/dancpicklekk5.gif -

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:54:05 AM

@ Cois ~ I've heard there's quite some delivery time on the skull...

@ Carol ~

Dancing cucumbers... or...

Dacotah # Thursday, April 9, 2009 7:42:08 AM

Dancing pickle to go with your #3 on the list.

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Thursday, April 9, 2009 8:09:47 AM

Thanks :star:Zaphira..
For Greetings

um..

all i wanna know

does walker_texas Ranger.mp3

DOWNLOAD[/U]

IN MY BLOG

HERE

(,"eeek,,,,

Moesring # Thursday, April 9, 2009 9:48:54 AM

: Quite right. Let's go and rescue all those poor kitties.

Antwap: If you don't mind someone else answering the question...
Yes it does download, but wouldn't it have been quicker for you to check it yourself, instead of getting someone else to check if it works?

Spaggyj # Thursday, April 9, 2009 10:39:20 AM

The thing that scares me the most is the "realistic white boy vibrating dildo"

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, April 9, 2009 2:53:31 PM

@ Carol ~ I don't even want to know how you know where to find dancing pickles!

@ Antwap ~ I see you're trying out all of MyOpera's features in one comment.

@ Moe ~ See. It's fantastic to have you back!

@ Kimmie ~ It's on purpose that I didn't post photos of it.

Angelikiellinidata # Thursday, April 9, 2009 3:17:01 PM

I think this year I will start my Xmas presents list earlier !!

a great entry,
thanks for sharing

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, April 9, 2009 3:25:35 PM

It's always good to be early with the Christmas presents, Angeliki. Some of these gems might be sold out by December.

Angelikiellinidata # Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:01:19 PM

*placing orders*

my list it might be shorter next year due to loss of friends after this one!

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:04:45 PM

Hahahaha, good point!

I'll be sure to make a list of gift recommendations in the beginning of December.

Angelikiellinidata # Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:08:02 PM

looking forward to December then

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:22:55 PM

tickle his pickle! ROFL!

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:27:11 PM

A very nice find... I've heard!

Dacotah # Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:53:06 PM

Photobucket.com

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Thursday, April 9, 2009 5:58:20 PM

@ moesring way up above in comments! "sorry to ask? RE:DOWNLOAD.

¡NFO/
I TRIED TO DOWNLOAD A WAV_'file' IN MIK'S BLOG_ TO NO AVAIL!! It's obvious that he tested it.
I tested mine.
His worked for him_ mine worked for me.
So i needed help.. thats all ..

] sorry wont do it again.

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:17:09 PM

No need to be sorry. You asked a question - you got your answer. No problemo, right?

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:24:21 PM

Thanks

JenJavaen # Friday, April 10, 2009 12:05:50 AM

Pee-pee?

WTF?

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, April 10, 2009 5:07:48 AM

You better hurry before it's sold out, Jen.

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Friday, April 10, 2009 8:12:33 AM

JenJavaen # Friday, April 10, 2009 5:08:21 PM

Eew. As if! What was the intended use, anyhoo?

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, April 10, 2009 5:46:41 PM

Don't know - and it's gone now.

It's also interesting to know who would be interested in a lifesize tank. Except for Big T, that is.

MConor # Friday, April 10, 2009 8:49:29 PM

Got to get the bush vodoo doll

Let's see how he likes getting shot at

Mad Scientistqlue # Saturday, April 11, 2009 12:28:32 AM

I don't know what to comment here.

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, April 11, 2009 4:49:55 AM

@ Conor ~ It looks as is if he'll be smiling no matter what you do to him.

@ Aadil ~ I know that feeling.

MConor # Saturday, April 11, 2009 12:06:24 PM

Really?

I wanted to see him cry

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Saturday, April 11, 2009 2:40:55 PM

Zaphira/? How do i download that spankable ass ? Or and may i

i am serious#

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, April 11, 2009 2:52:16 PM

Antwap you can find all the stuff up there on amazon.com.

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Saturday, April 11, 2009 3:19:03 PM

Oh. Cool.. Thanks!
an' what does
þèê Þèè
mean?
by Jen.

Oh? But im curious as to what Mik meant, saying "that i dont have to add a download link/if i offer an image for anyone's use. Apparently Opera user's - can use "options" tools / view url,

but that does'nt work for me in blogs. My blogs too..
Now i dont want to use your pic , i wanted to see the source without you telling me.
Or is that a bit

pirate style?

:
actually

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, April 11, 2009 6:06:53 PM

Is it the pics in the post, you're talking about, Antwap?

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Saturday, April 11, 2009 6:14:23 PM

Yes!

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, April 11, 2009 6:34:49 PM

Those pics are linked directly from amazon.com.

right click on the picture, choose the bottom option (don't know what it's called in English. Preferences, perhaps).
A new window pops up, where the adress is, in the first picture's case, it's http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bK3f7WZeL._SL500_AA240_.jpg.

If you want that picture in a post, you post them by writing:

[img=ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bK3f7WZeL._SL500_AA240_.jpg]

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Saturday, April 11, 2009 6:55:56 PM

Thanks! No matter Zaphira, i am learning.
I really -just like that pic, and would never use another opera user's pics. I see in amazon.com all is 4sale.
I am unsure about free downloads Offered in other sites.
If its free, i download it and use it.. If i create an image "be assured_ if i dont want someone to download, i know that script code/? Or if they get it right it will be locked in their device- ie, anti bluetooth, mms, email and direct HTML FORM OF UPLOAD!! I depend on mods, should i upload an image which i received from a free source, "ie.. If it is a copy right- or violates/?
then im ignorant, and will be happy if /when mods delete it.

When you post" do you? > do it via e-mail or external url source, or direct hands on line here. Ie.. Your post code above? Where when or how would you use that method?

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, April 11, 2009 7:04:38 PM

I hope I understand what you ask, at least I try.

When I upload my own photos I usually do it directly in the post. I am PC user, so if you're blogging from a phone, you might want to ask one who is blogging from a phone as well.

But when I upload it, I just do it by pressing the "upload picture"-button, choose the picture from my computer, and there, the photo is in the post.

I hope that answers your question.

Anthony John Lourensantwap # Saturday, April 11, 2009 7:17:21 PM

Yes! It does! I use pc too, but i use phones too..
I use phones to expereince these issue's. All Symbian phones can up load direct like a pc too.
Only stigma is opera name the files "/tmp/blah/blah/fish/paste/1234
soloution ? On a phone /clear cookies only in my opera / it logs u out/ hit the last history line /and rename it? After that it ? Goes

you must be logged in.

Easy log in
and its done

:
Zaphira, thanks for your help. I learn in between the lines.

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, April 11, 2009 7:20:25 PM

You're welcome. I'm glad I could help.

MConor # Saturday, April 11, 2009 7:28:53 PM

Isn't a vibrating dildo a vibrator? I'm not an expert on these things obviously.....

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, April 11, 2009 7:34:12 PM

I think it depends on where you come from.

Here, a dildo can vibrate too.

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, April 11, 2009 7:34:37 PM

Damn, now this gets really odd!

MConor # Saturday, April 11, 2009 7:37:11 PM

Dildo's are evil.... man's worst enemy....

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, April 11, 2009 7:38:22 PM