Kittylicious

The Danger of Masturbation

Saturday, September 18, 2010 8:58:40 AM

Masturbation causes acne, loss of eyesight and even blindness. Masturbation causes hair to grow on your palms. Masturbation will make you lose the ability to have children later on, because men can run out of semen. Masturbation leads to homosexual activity. Masturbation will make your spine wither away.
To sum it up: Masturbation is evil, dirty and harmful.

There are lots of myths going on about masturbation, as you can see from the above. They're all myths, of course, none of it is true. Masturbation is a normal and healthy part of life - and you are normal if you masturbate, normal if you wonder about it but don't do it, and normal if you never give it a second thought and don't do it - it is one of the few things in life that is "normal if you do and normal if you don't". It's sweet, isn't it?!

Fact is that there's only one real danger about masturbating:

*checks palms* And that is a fact.

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FlaRin # Saturday, September 18, 2010 10:54:32 AM

AHwfajhgjhjj[f54n...ETSRRTTOOO...344%%%...

<mutters> "Damn!! What's up with my goddamn eyes today???I can't seem to focus on the keyboard!!!"

Spaggyj # Saturday, September 18, 2010 11:30:02 AM

Hahaha

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, September 18, 2010 12:04:58 PM

@ Flarin ~ Is it obvious whether you're left handed or right handed?

@ Kimmie ~ I know. I feel the same.

Moesring # Saturday, September 18, 2010 12:10:52 PM

you are normal if you masturbate, normal if you wonder about it but don't do it, and normal if you never give it a second thought and don't do it

What about those of us that don't want to be normal? What do we have to (not) do?

I notice you didn't tell us your ~~position~~ ~~stance~~ opinion on this subject.

Hope you've had a superb Caturyay.

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, September 18, 2010 12:41:04 PM

@ Moe ~ Hey, you've got your avatar back!

I thought my opinion on the subject was pretty clear, at least as clear as I want it to be.

Thanks - Caturyay fine until now - hope that it gets even better. And that you have a great Caturyay too!

der WandersmannderWandersmann # Saturday, September 18, 2010 2:20:36 PM

Angelikiellinidata # Saturday, September 18, 2010 6:03:54 PM

thank Goodness I am an ambidextrous!

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, September 18, 2010 6:11:37 PM

@ dW ~

@ Angeliki ~ I am so envious!

FlaRin # Saturday, September 18, 2010 10:07:31 PM

Originally posted by Pussy Cat:

...Is it obvious...

I don't believe so

You??

Angelikiellinidata # Saturday, September 18, 2010 11:27:01 PM

Originally posted by Zaphira:

I am so envious!

it is never too late to practice...
it takes a short time before you can file your nails equally

Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse # Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:01:01 AM

*files nails very, very carefully*

KittyliciousZaphira # Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:18:37 AM

@ Flarin ~ Definitely right handed. Except for when dragging home groceries, for some weird reason.

@ Angeliki ~ I may start my practice today then.

@ Flamingo ~ Ooh, that's a seldom sight to see your nick around these days.

Flamingo Rinseflamingo-rinse # Sunday, September 19, 2010 7:45:25 AM

Just dropping by to make sure that you're doing OK, that's all

<waves, blows kisses, leaps out of the window>

fredricsolstad # Sunday, September 19, 2010 11:35:00 AM

Angelikiellinidata # Sunday, September 19, 2010 3:49:09 PM

Originally posted by Zaphira:

@ Angeliki ~ I may start my practice today then.

*sends Kitty a special hand lotion *

KittyliciousZaphira # Monday, September 20, 2010 4:32:17 AM

@ Flamingo ~ That's sweet of you, thank you so much.

@ Fredric ~ Please don't make me ask!

@ Angeliki ~ Haha, I sure look forward to that arrive!

Phantom2 # Thursday, September 23, 2010 5:47:56 AM

Damn! I'm always on the road when you post about something I know about........wait that didn't come out right...uh...I should stop spewing my thoughts....oh..I think I better STFU before it gets out of hand....I mean....Sh*t!

FlaRin # Thursday, September 23, 2010 9:10:57 AM

Listen, dude - don't worry about that missed stfu opportunity, step this way and let me tell you about some real stfu moments

Be prepared to want to give me money to advise you how to make sure you don't get into similar pickles!!

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:20:31 PM

Oh yeah, there's been a lot of stfu moments going on around here lately, that's for sure.

FlaRin # Thursday, September 23, 2010 8:33:11 PM

FlaRin # Thursday, September 30, 2010 8:55:48 PM

Are we there yet??? <pop>

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, October 1, 2010 4:10:15 PM

Hmmmm!

Don't tell me you're a FlamingoElephantDonkey, now!

FlaRin # Friday, October 1, 2010 10:29:29 PM

OMG - you have high expectations

<checks donkey outfit>

Uhhh OK , donkey styles-

- check, memory's great

- check....flamingo styles...check...
http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/7134M.jpg -

....

KittyliciousZaphira # Saturday, October 2, 2010 1:18:49 PM

O! M! F! G!!!

I so wanna be invited to that carnival also!

FlaRin # Monday, October 4, 2010 7:31:12 PM

I guess all you have to do is chose your costume...
http://www.urbannation.net/.a/6a00e5536b57f488330120a5033c82970b-800wi -

FlaRin # Tuesday, October 5, 2010 11:55:55 PM

And!! Harking back to the original thrust of the post (pardon the expression)... for Cats, this would be all about Mousturbation?? Hmmm?

KittyliciousZaphira # Wednesday, October 6, 2010 12:17:15 PM

More like Meowrsturbation, actually... but that's a secret!

FlaRin # Wednesday, October 6, 2010 9:14:14 PM

ohh yeah of course, simply an error of spelling on my part

we'll say no more about it, right??

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, October 7, 2010 3:38:50 PM

Perfectly seen!

Phantom2 # Thursday, October 14, 2010 1:59:38 AM

What's this I hear about Danger?

http://files.myopera.com/Phantom2/blog/daffy-jerking.gif -

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, October 14, 2010 4:33:15 AM

*waits to see if the hat blows off shortly*

FlaRin # Sunday, October 17, 2010 8:36:23 PM

http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/walken2.jpg -

KittyliciousZaphira # Monday, October 18, 2010 4:33:41 AM

*falls off chair, laughing*

So that's what the Hollywood contract that arrived in the mail was all about!

FlaRin # Tuesday, October 19, 2010 11:08:55 PM

Yeah well, good news spreads fast

KittyliciousZaphira # Wednesday, October 20, 2010 4:43:48 AM

*Thinks of lots of things to say. None of them appropriate!*

FlaRin # Wednesday, October 20, 2010 9:05:57 AM

Yeah, believe me, once I'd posted, I thought of them all too, andchose to just leave well enough alone

FlaRin # Wednesday, October 20, 2010 9:06:12 AM

Yeah, believe me, once I'd posted, I thought of them all too, and chose to just leave well enough alone

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, October 21, 2010 7:41:22 PM

Here's an ad for a Danish brand in men's underwear:

http://files.myopera.com/Zaphira/albums/628759/JBS_Masturbation.jpg -

FlaRin # Friday, October 22, 2010 7:34:46 AM

(Ha. That was so good, I said it twice!!

what an idiot!

)

http://files.myopera.com/FlaRin/files/masturbating.jpg -

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, October 22, 2010 5:05:35 PM

Ahhh...

So that's what they mean when they say they take a day where they work from home!

OMG!

FlaRin # Wednesday, December 29, 2010 7:35:56 PM

Yes, that's it

Fancy some overtime??

Ummm....that sounded way less multi-entendred in my head

KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, December 30, 2010 8:16:53 PM

I'm not gonna tell you what it sounded like in my head!

FlaRin # Thursday, December 30, 2010 9:24:34 PM

no, OK then

I can guess

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, December 31, 2010 3:29:31 PM

.... yes. But I'm not gonna ask what you guessed!

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/26/128957805599041454.jpg -

:!!

FlaRin # Saturday, January 1, 2011 12:18:15 AM

Devastatingly cured, by the look of it. But : there's always a way

DDevendranadsen # Tuesday, February 8, 2011 9:12:30 AM

Lmfao:lol:

Unregistered user # Thursday, June 2, 2011 6:22:27 PM

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KittyliciousZaphira # Thursday, June 2, 2011 7:57:34 PM

Just exactly how much can a boy masturbate?

FlaRin # Friday, June 3, 2011 12:45:45 AM

Plenty, Pussy Cat

What about girls???

Wasn't there a movie...Onan the Barbarian???

KittyliciousZaphira # Friday, June 3, 2011 7:25:24 AM

Hahaha, yeah... I hear there was a lot of grunting going on in that movie!

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