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Zenfish'n ( or how I became Zenfisher)

Shortly before the internet hit big time...I worked for a very oppressive company in Winnipeg. As they can afford attorney's & I can't,there name shall remain hidden. Save to say... the company was a directional point, The didn't treat their employees Fair and they sold Food. I was working graveyard shift at the time.

After a particularily long trying evening...I popped over to the Rev and Mrs. Rev's. The Rev always has beer and I was in great need after the night I just had. I knew he was an early riser and it really wasn't that early, especially for him. At that time The Rev had a couple of big dogs and I knew the secret passway to getting into the house. I made my way in and grabbed a beer from the beer fridge. It was eerily quiet. I made my way to the living room and saw no one, not even the dogs. I found the remote and plopped down in a big comfy chair and turned the TV on at a low volume.

I watched TV for about five minutes. One of their many cats came in and meowed at me for some food. I fed her. I sat back down and I heard a rumbling from above me. I heard the sound of many footsteps thundering down the stairs. The two dogs poked their head from the door first and The Rev followed. A wild eyed glaze in his eyes.

"Dude "(not my real name...yet) he said still trying to digest his home wasn't broken into.

" I was just dreaming about you."

" Really" I said, not quite sure what to make of the statement.

" We were fishing" this is odd, cause The Rev doesn't fish and I hadn't been in at least eight years. " We were on the banks of the river, when suddenly you jumped into the water. You didn't sink like I thought you would. You were jumping around, flipping, and doing somersaults until you made your way half way across the river." he giggled a bit here.

" Dude... ( the names have been changed, just another friendly reminder ) What are you doing?

To which the dream version of me replied... " I'm Zenfishn'...Throw me a beer."

I've been Zenfishn' ever since.

Outside my window or Welcome back!

hi ... Wow... just under six months. We have been busy. I really hadn't forgotten about this ... I just decided to try a new track. I find what happens out side our windows a never ending fascination. I have been doing mini photo essays. This seemed like a perfect venue to display them. These shots are hand held (for the most part). I apologize for the fuzziness of them. I don't have a set plan for the order in which they appear. In a lot of cases I may not remember much info about what was happening. (We do hear a lot of sirens.)

Anyway...As I mentioned we have been busy. We had a our dishwasher breakdown. We had new floors installed. We are both doing well. The pets are well, although they have both been extremely freaked out since the floors went in. Hopefully they will calm down over the summer.
Ah.... summer! We have had a little taste of it in Coffee Central. It was scorching last week. We managed to BarBQ a couple of times. That is on the agenda for tomorrow. Likely chicken. Last week I barbequed chicken quesadillas. The chicken was excellent. I marinated the chicken in coconut milk and lime juice for an hour or so. Just juicy and tender. I can't wait. I am sure glad I know how to cook. I don't know how anyone can go through life and not know how to cook for themselves. It boggles my mind.

There is another reason I have been putting off writing here. I have had a severe bout of homesickness since Christmas. With all the snow this year it has been a little hard to shake.

Its hard to be away from your friends and family. All the people and places you grew up around are part of who you are. Don't get me wrong, I love being here, but I miss that other part of me. We have gorgeous views here, but I miss be able to look out and see for miles. Yet when I speak with anyone there,it really hits me how much I miss it. Of course its changed since I was there. I still cling to that part of the world. I think on some level it is why I started documenting what I see outside. To try and get a sense of home. To make me more of a part of this space. You'd think after ten years here, that I would feel more of a part of this city. I have talked with other people that have moved here and they seem to feel the same way. Its hard to feel a part of Seattle.
Anyhoo ... I hope you enjoy the photos. I have taken a lot over the last six months and I will post them as time permits.


bye








Merry Christmas or It really does snow in Seattle

hi Greetings of the Season one and all.:cheers: Here's wishing you and yours all the best and may good fortune smile upon y'all. While I may be more of a secularist, I do see the need of stopping and enjoy the company of one's friends and family. It is a time to enjoy what we have all worked so hard to accomplish. It has been this way all through our history. The basic need to connect and reflect upon what is truly important in our lives is an inherent act, that makes us all a little more relaxed. The wife and I have had a very quiet Christmas this year. Our thoughts are with our friends and family and we wish circumstances would have allowed us to share this season with them.



Now I'm used to dealing with snow... Seattlites have no concept. Which when you consider how many of them like to ski is pretty strange. I don't know how may inches we have received over the last week... but, I would guess at no more than a foot. At least in the Downtown area. In fact, The rain has washed most of the snow and ice away. Even when it was cold enough to be snow covered. the city has no idea of how snow removal should be conducted. To be fair, the city only has 28 plows. They use dump trucks that have a low containment area. To be honest, if they used pick ups it would be more efficient. They use sand instead of salt. I really don't mind that, its much easier on the vehicles. The problem is sand really doesn't melt ice.




Snow brings Seattle to a halt. The hills and the ice prevent traffic. People have resorted to skis and snowshoes to get around. Its been a snow week. For the most part there have been some things open downtown. The pre Christmas rush was hurt by these storms. The sales over the next week will have drastic cuts. Usually even that, doesn't bring customers in after Christmas. This year, people just might snap up bargains on the necessities, but I think the extras might seem some real deep cuts come January.


That being said... the people are insane. Be it pedestrian or driver, they don't think that it takes longer for a vehicle to stop on snow and ice. You'd think with them slipping and sliding as they jaywalk in front of traffic that it would enter that little used brain of theirs..."Oh its slippery.... that 2000 pound car headed right for me might have trouble stopping." :insane: The drivers are just as bad. You have two types. Snow what snow...I need to do fifty mph in this 35 mph zone because I have a all wheel drive and the laws of physics don't apply to me. Or... you have the people trying to drive slower than the car can idle. Its interesting when these two meet. I don't know maybe its just a pet peeve.





Work has been interesting. A field mouse had found its way into our building and has had my boss in a tizzy. I had suggested our Operations Director brought it in as a Christmas decoration, that didn't seem to calm her. Neither did my suggestion of covering all the files that needed to be shred with peanut butter and Cheez Whiz to develop an energy efficient paper shredder. I never saw the mouse, it was caught and taken outside. Which means it will likely find its way back into the building. Maybe we should have bring your cat to work day.

Well that's it for now, we'll see you in the New Year. bye





Finally ...A Leader or Things outside the window.

hi Barrack is now president elect... finally. It will be such a nice change to have an articulate, intelligent leader in the Whitehouse. :hat: :D I don't know how Bush has managed to hang on for eight years. George W. is pond scum. Completely devoid of any humanity. Now he will be replaced by Barrack. Not only does he inspire, but he can lead.

It was amazing to look out the window on Tuesday night. After it was announced, you could hear whoops and hollering of joy from the street. I would watch the results and glance out the window. Strangers were high fivin' in the street. What a difference from the last two elections I have experienced down here. Both times that Bush stole the elections it was business as usual. This was a celebration. At 9 or so I heard jubilation and looked out the window. There, were hundreds of people running down the wrong way on Pike. Cars would honk, the people running would stop and shake the drivers hand. The driver would honk along in celebration.



The news said 4000 people were dancing in the street's around our building. I don't know about that ... but it sure was fun to see all those people coming up Pike. I just hope that Obama can bring about the changes he wants to establish. He should be able to with the congress and the house having a majority. I can't wait to see whom he selects for the cabinet and how he approaches the economy. It should be an interesting ride.





Not a lot new on the home front. The building across the way has the crane removed. They are still working on it, but that blight on our view has been removed. We are gearing up for Christmas. The wife is well. The pets are well.I'm feeling better than I did.:headbang: Not really much else to say for now. So have a good one... have two or three. bye

Summer's come and almost gone... or A brief word from our political sponsor

hi :smile: Wow! Has it really been since May since I've posted. Damn video games!:knight: It has been an eventful summer. My niece and Nephew both got married. We even managed to make it to my niece's and new nephew in law's wedding. ( Yes the names have been changed to protect the ...innoc...well let's just say their privacy.):devil: ... :angel: :lol: We have busied ourselves with work and the normal day to day. For some reason it consumes a lot of time. A rash of dentists, ophthalmologists and GP's seem to have taken our free time and turned it into a way to make our bank account disappear. I tell you ... why any one is against a state run medical program is beyond me... and obviously beyond their tiny little pea sized brain. I mean what you think you might save in taxes is going to some HMO,PPO or other insurance corporation instead. In light of what has happened with AIG today... it seems like our tax dollars will eventually go to prop them up anyway.:cry: :bomb: Thank you Mr.Bush. Thank you twelve years of a Republican congress hell bent on lining their own freakin' pockets.Homer: Doh! :furious:

Politics are in the air. I still don't understand why McCain is so close to Obama in the polls. It boggles the mind. McCain is telling lie after lie and people are falling for it. When will people learn that the Conservatives in any country are not looking out for the voting public's interests. The only difference between the Conservative politicians and the organized crime syndicates is the syndicates have more of a conscience. I guess the only difference between a pit bull and a hockey Mom is that a pit bull doesn't lie. Do not be fooled. Both the US and Canada have elections coming. Unless you are extremely wealthy, there is no logical reason for you to vote Republican/Conservative. Taxes, think again, the reason taxes have to raised after Conservatives/Republicans have been in power is that so much money is borrowed and spent during their term, that the only way to pay off their expenditures is to raise taxes.
Republicans and Conservatives run the countries like this; We will run this credit card up to the limit, then we will open another credit, not to pay it off, but to spend more.After about ten credit limits have been breached, they'll open one to pay down a little of the debt.Borrowing money to pay off a debt is to the wisest of fiscal policies. Do not vote Conservative/Republican. If you feel the need to vote this way...give yourself a slap. Vote Green/ Vote Libertarian, they have much better economic plans. Vote NDP/Democrat, they will at least try to lighten the load. Vote anything but Conservative/Republican.



Okay...enough of the lecture. Our baseball team went one and seven. Not bad for the first year. It was fun and that was the goal... maybe a little exercise for this tired old body... but mainly for fun. I don't no when I forgot how to run, but it is evident that this has happened over the last few years. Maybe its the eighty pounds I've gained since the last time I even tried to run.:yikes: Likely... still it was good to spend a Sunday afternoon in the sun.:cool: :cheers: Work itself is going well. A little dull, but well.










The building across the street is still incomplete. It wil be two years in December, I think. I cannot believe it is taking this long. The Wamu building on the other side, went up in half the time. Its bigger, not by much, but by a little bit. Granted there are not as many residences, but you'd think the builder would have the incentive to wrap things up and get paid. I hope they are just being thorough.

All in all a fine summer. We got to travel a bit, play a little ball, BBQ a bit and generally relax.
bye

Slow Ball or Batter up !

hi I Know, I Know...its been a while. We bought an Imac and I have been off learning how to use it. Mind you that's not the whole reason. Things have been a little hectic. Fortunately, the letter writing campaigns have slowed a bit.:yes: I still have a few, but they are not pressing and I can take my leisure planning them.

The building across the street towers above us. Its still not finished, It was supposed to be done by spring 2008...they're running out of spring. I'll just be glad when they get rid of that freakin' crane.

They are putting in an IGA right across the street.:hat: :headbang: The market's close, but it will be nice to have a decent grocery store in our neighbourhood. Anything to save a little on the price of fuel. I saw $3.99 for regular today. I don't know why China, North America, Russia, Europe don't turn to OPEC and say " If this is your attitude towards gas...this is what you will be paying for food and water." Pass along those gas increases plus profit directly to the OPEC nations. I don't know that it will work.They have made so much money off us, they probably wouldn't notice.

Works going well. We have a softball team that is starting up next month. I tried ... but, I couldn't get pi as a number, I like pie. Oh well, I'll have to settle for 3.14. It should be lots of fun. We have some real characters at work. It will be good to get out and get some exercise. I'm dreading the pain after the first day. I'm slowly starting to exercise to minimize the damage. I hope it works.

Next month my niece gets married. We'll make a trek up to BC. I am looking forward to getting away, even if its just for a couple of days. It will be great to see the family again. We haven't been away in a few years. Its been difficult to find people to take care of the animals. I dread going through the border, such a waste of time... at least that's what I hear.Oh well.

Well that's it for now, I hope everyone is doing fine.bye

The Year Of Complaining Endlessly or Writer's cramp

hi Whatever happened to customer service? This year, it seems, that companies want to test how angry they can make me. Perhaps, they are in need of finally crafted emails of complaint to train their struggling employees. I don't know, I find it bizarre.:frown:

My last post explained the difficulty with Lowe's. This was not an isolated incident. The seeds of my problem with Bank Of America ... ( I use another word beginning with A in substitution for America)... started two Septembers ago. They charged me a late fee even though they had my check in their processing center. Their policy is to discard the envelope with the posted date on it. I of course, disputed it, after having a go round with "customer service expert"... (They stick to their script and won't let you speak.)... I fired off a letter saying how poor the Customer Service is.My plan was to keep the account open with a zero balance until I had recovered my expenses. A good plan if you haven't forgotten any rolling annual subscriptions on the card. September last, I received the letter stating my card had expired phone this number to renew. I never phoned the number. Good riddance to ineptitude. Come January, I receive a bill. My AAA membership had been charged to the card in December. I of course, immediately phone, asking ...How can the authorize payment to someone ...when I had not renewed my card. I started to get the double speak and immediately asked for a higher up. Who would not let me speak..this of course does nothing but anger the customer even more. I ended up canceling the card..and speaking out. wherever possible, against the practices of this greedy,corrupt corporation. ( bring on your lawyers...I can prove every word.) Think twice before dealing with the Bank Of America.

Although my wife does not like being mentioned in this forum, she has consented to allowing me this chance to explain some problems we have experiencing. My wife is in a wheelchair, and has some exceptional challenges. This problem had its roots in 07 and has caused an excessive amount of writing. ( I'd like to use it as an excuse for not writing on here more, but I think that a certain amount of laziness and distractions...video games... are the cause.):lol: It started with a problem she is having with her chair "bucking". It will jerk to the left because the right motor is bagged. We had this problem before they came out and fixed it right at home. I'll come back to this problem.

One of my wife's needs is a raised toilet seat. About the same time as the chair began to cause severe problems...She fell and damaged her toilet seat, making it dangerous to use. We ordered another one from Care Medical. It took a while...with the need for a prescription the doctor and Medicare need to wrangle out who pays for it. ( We do) In November, We began receiving notices ( with bold type 3/4" high placed diagonally across the letter saying, "This Is Not A Bill" I received four such statements, all with these words emblazoned across the paper. The last with a letter saying this is what we owe...but nothing other than this other piece of paper clearly stating that this is not a bill. I have to enter here, it is not uncommon for the doctor to persist in emphasizing to Medicare, that this is needed. This process can sometimes take as long as a year.

Last Friday my wife comes on and wakes me up with the words " They're going to repossess my toilet seat."

Having just woken up and being a little groggy, I of course assumed I was still in the land of extremely absurd dreams. I replied " What?"

" Some guy name Bill...is coming to repossess my toilet seat at noon. " she said, with a tiny sense of panic in her voice. Then she added..." This must be the Bill they never sent."
:D ( One of her better puns)

So here I am, laying into the poor receptionist, over the absurdity of using intimidation in repoing a toilet seat and their inane practice of sending us bills that state they aren't bills. I was very tempted to write in the memo line of the check...This Is Not A Check. I however weighed out the legal options and thought they might actually come to get her toilet seat the next week. Never underestimate the human mind for its ability to do absolutely caving to the stupidest possible action. (I also toyed with the idea of phoning the local television stations and having them video the repossession of the toilet seat.) Truth really is stranger than fiction.

This of course lead me in to the seven months we have been waiting for a motor for her wheelchair. They claim that they tried to come on the third of January and my Wife told them not to. In actuality, what she told them was that because of her limitations she could not let the wheelchair go into the shop. It had to be fixed here. As it has been in the past. So they of course claim that it wasn't doing it anymore, and my wife said they weren't needed. Tomorrow they are supposed to come to assess a problem that has already been established. You'd think that would be it. We now have an entirely new company to cause trouble here.

Teleblend... in their wisdom decided to stop accepting a certain credit card. They didn't tell anyone this... they just let the accounts default. They have not reactivated the phone even though we have switched to a card they accept. The process begins again.

Our phone still isn't connected and we have a company that can't fathom, that when you write "this is not a bill" on a bill...that they might have trouble getting paid... A company that seems to think it is wise to repossess toilet seats... A company that will be unable to get a hold of us to confirm what time they are showing up at. I have a feeling we are going to be writing all day tomorrow.:bomb: :mad: bye

Door jam or Lowe's blows

hi We have been experiencing a virus...no... not a computer one . The real deal. It has laid waste to us for the past two weeks plus. That is why it has taken so long to post. It is a doozy of a disease. There were days when I could barely drag myself out of bed to take an asprin. The cough is still persistent. Hopefully I can shake it this week. I haven't coughed like this since I smoked. Other than the illness ...we are plugging along.

On December 22 the EMT's kicked in our door. Don't get me wrong ...it was the right thing to do. My wife had a little mishap and needed help. The alert USA ignored the message to call me at work first... and called 911 even though it wasn't a pressing emergency. It was an error, but they erred on the side of safety. I cannot fault them for that. This started a two month process of trying to get a door installed.

We started by calling one guy through Christmas week and he kept missing appointments. After a week of this on December 29th, I begin the installation process with Lowe's. The estimate process was quick ( it was handled by the installer, not Lowes. The contractor did make a mistake...but that was discovered much later.). By January 7th Lowe's had what it would take to install our new door. They called me on the tenth to come pick out a door.I brought pictures of the door...pics of what the door looked liked before getting kicked in, they had the measurements ( or so I thought). I selected a door was given an estimate of $80 to $120 for the door, ensured the fee they charged for giving the estimate would be applied to the purchase price. ( do not believe them when they tell you that...other mysterious fees will arise.) Then they came across a measurement for the hinges they could not find on the estimate. I told them as they were milling on site, they would adjust then. Lowe and behold Lowe's ordering system won't let you bypass this measurement. They asked if I could come back in to try ordering again. The next day, they had spoke with the installer and we tried again. No luck the system would not let us proceed pass the door lock mechanism measurement this time. I get the " I'll call you when we figure this out." no call after four days. I begin emailing their head office. Lowe and behold, the very next day i get a call saying the door is on order and will be ready in two weeks. We are about three weeks into the process now. Plus the two weeks Five weeks. Against my gut feeling I agree to their estimate ( The door was now $200 plus installation). I go in and sign the contact.

Five weeks no phone call. Fire another email to head office. Lowe and behold, I get a call the very next day saying their will be a two week delay. No expalnation as to why. I fire another email off to head office expressing my disappointment and offering advice on how the cutomer service process should work. Week seven begins.

They are phoning me now. My emails accomplished that much. We arrange a date which is complicated because we live in a condo and there is great demand for elevator time. We finally arrange for the 21 of February. the next day I get a call saying I have to pick out the kick plate,hinges and weatherstripping. I explain its not necessary. They insist. I sat its a custom door it is unlikely you will have what I need. So I go in and look at what they have. Nothing that will work save the weather stripping...which helps to keep the sound down.

Installation day finally arrives. The carpenter comes in. We exchange pleasentries, he looks at the door lock mechanism and says..." I can't install this its not a residential lock. " Great so now we have to call a locksmith to install the door knob. Two month, six trips to the store, five angry emails and countless phone calls to get one door partially installed. Lowe's, an apt description of their customer service standards.

While I may not have been writing here I have been dealing with other issues. Lowe's is just the tip of the iceberg. 2008 has turned out to be the year for me to be writing angry letters and emails. The year of the rat has turned out to be the year of dealing with rats.

Anyway we hope y'all are doing fine.

bye

Happy New Year or Photo madness

:hat: Happy New Year Everybody ! :cheers: Me and the Mrs, hope everyone has a great year.We had our usual quiet Christmas. Thanks to everyone for their gifts. We got a bread maker, so we've been loafing around... I mean experimenting. Did I really write that.

My new years res. is to play around with the photos more.




Most of these are new. I have been playing with a Neg and slide scanner. So there are a couple of older pics. Some I haven't really played with a lot, but liked. Its a learning curve. I'm starting to piece things together.

Work is going well. We went bowling for our Christmas party. The good news is I didn't hurt anybody. I did learn why I don't bowl. Oddly enough the more I drank the better I got. ) this was reflected by the score...it wasn't just in my head. :D) All and all it was fun. The week off for Christmas was greatly needed. We're back to the grind and I will be extremely busy for the next couple of months. Job Security.

Unfortunately, the new building going up blocked our view of the New Year's fireworks. Dharma prevailed and there was a glitch.The countdown fireworks went out...but they stalled and it took ten minutes for them to fix the problem. Oh well, there is always the Fourth.

Well, I'm off to play somemore...
bye and remember:troll:

The rush begins or Merry Christmas

:beer: hi So it begins. Christmas rushes into the picture and we busy ourselves with preparations. We set our tree up on Sunday. Always a mood setter. For the first time in years we have not finished our Xmas shopping. :insane: I know we will...but even with finishing before labour day...we have had trouble getting the gifts out on time. Wrapping has never been a fave for me.

It looks like the building under construction will be just high enough to block the fireworks come New Year's. Another tradition bites it. We can just see the top of the needle now.Homer: Doh!

Work gives the staff the week between Xmas and New Years off. I am so glad I managed to get out of retail. We are also having our Xmas party at a bowling alley. Danger, danger...danger
Will Robinson. ( Ah...Lost In Space...nothing more campy.):alien:

The projects at work are moving slow. Its job security I guess...but it is difficult to work between a couple of different systems. We are trying to move everything online. Until that time we have to deal with the manual technique, converting and the new system. Technology doesn't seem to be keeping pace. We'll get there.:D

Here's wishing everyone a merry! :jester: :cheers: :hat:
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