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It is only mad man that wl compare gold with stone. Beleive u me,d truth is bitter bt must b said. Comparing Nigeria wt America is like comparing a pigeon with an eagle. The folowing scenerio makes dis clear.
An Igbo man overheard d story of an American wu was willing to commit suicide bcs he has no job to sustain his livelihood.So he went up to one of the pent-house of about ten-storeys(intending to jump down).Wen dis information reach d police,immediately the policemen,fire fighters, n numerous ambulances rushed to the spot,begging him not to jump n promising him dt d govmnt will provide all his needs.With this action,he got a better job.
The igbo man who heard dis strory saw it as an opportunity and decided to do d similar tin in Lagos. He went up to a 5 storeys building shouting... "i wan die oh... I go jump down kill myself oh..., job i no get,no money,no family,e better make i die...".But contrary to his expectation wen d police were informed.A police officer angrily came to the place furiously sayin: "if u no jump down n die now,i go arres u for criminal offences...
(1) Murder attempt.
(2) Disturbing a police officer.
(3) Disturbing peace in the neighbourhood.
(4) Assault on the government of Nigeria.