My OperaArchive
August 2009
- 13th He preferred the gold one because he had allergy to the stainless steel ones
- 07th This bank robber, atter release from prison, robs the same old boring bank again
- 07th Sex was fine with them
- 05th Do not be pissed off by this : Be flushed with joy
- 05th He is not that Arm-strong
- 05th The burglar had been caught on the video wearing shorts and a tank top before he got naked
- 05th Triangular revenge glues sensitivity
- 05th He hurt his neck from enjoying the view too much
February 2009
- 15th Mooning does not take you anywhere
- 15th It was just a wee mistake
- 14th Strip searches are now "fondally" called freedom searches
- 11th Whether it is Costa Rica or Puerto Rico it is all the same
- 06th Cows become happy if they are addressed by names and they give you more milk
- 06th Apparently one learns driving there through books
- 05th He was trying to undertake radical reforms in the spelling rules being followed in schools
- 05th Poetry in the pot
- 05th Let us pee in his memory
- 05th He has pigeons in his pants
- 05th Watching bautiful women on Big Brother on the T.V. is an essential "good" under a new definition
- 05th Bum truth
July 2008
- 19th Jim Smith says Jim Smith is a swell guy
- 18th It is okay to decorate your butt
- 17th "Make love and not war "-says the world community
- 14th She is not that Mugabe
- 14th The campaign had an immediate "impact" on M&S Big Boss and his cup is now full
- 14th She wants to make Chile a happy country
- 03rd You speaky Ponglish? Be my friendy and give me some kesh
- 03rd Dad is becoming mum
- 02nd It is his business strategy that earns this beggar $25 an hour
- 02nd With a sound pa and a dead mosquito ,he hit upon this idea
June 2008
- 30th With less holes on the shakers, there will be more on the road
- 30th When he says,"we need to talk",his slip is pink and showing
- 30th They love their hubbies but love their soapies more
- 30th Thank God they are now taking so much care of the kids' educational needs
- 14th If you get struck by lightning and survive you will win a lottery
- 14th The poor man had no shirt to wear
- 13th Thank God,they can now carry on their work without interruption
- 06th This judge wants to show that he has "spank" in him
- 04th Kathy Carbaug is only an airbag,not a douchebag
- 03rd Stealing a thong was not such a wrong thing but stealing tearaway pants was entirely wrong
- 03rd They would rather not wear than wear fur
- 02nd Cops here solve all their murder mysteries by intensely focussing on erotic pictures
May 2008
- 27th Barbers in Lousiana can't work on Sundays,Mondays and holidays
- 23rd Wolf-whistles meet with naked response
- 23rd Cheating husband becomes the butt of everyone's jokes
- 23rd Excuse me, is there a preposition mistake ? Sex in the cars or with the cars?
- 23rd Guns should not be in my space but in their place
- 23rd It looks like spooky hotels are one of the ideas that inspire (that is if you do not expire there)
- 15th This poor man who merely wanted to know if it is a half moon in the sky has been arrested
- 15th If unfortunately you lose virginity you must not celebrate the loss or enjoy it in public
- 14th No sunglasses,no smiling, and no underwear
- 14th The flight attendant should have hung out in the bathroom
- 10th The learned counsel would like to bring it to the notice of the honourable court that poop just happens
- 10th No,no.The cops are not afraid of the darkness
- 10th Let us encash it before the market value falls
- 10th That was indeed a "rough" guide doing a simplistic assessment
- 08th French doctor says it is okay for the French to fart ,belch and sweat in order to reduce cancer risk
- 08th The proposed farm shed is easily accessible with direct access to all the warm sunny places in the world
- 07th They have lost the game and they have shed their clothes
- 06th The speech-writer is speechless ogling pretty Paris women
- 06th The woman's chair sniffer has got the last laugh and is in no danger of losing his chair
- 06th Gordon Brown's electoral hopes go bust
- 03rd The gangster is sending the cops to the Oxford English Dictionary with scholarly vocabulary like "thespian","flippant",etc
- 01st They are not "gay" about not being called Lesbians
- 01st I hope he will also provide partners for trying out the pills
April 2008
- 30th Brits are ruder now than ever
- 28th Having too many wives does not make you happy
- 28th He finds getting kicked in the groin such great fun
- 28th A belly dancer has to keep her snakes warm
- 28th Turtles are human too
- 28th The dead need to wear sexy lingerie in Malaysia
- 27th A smelly business proposition
- 25th He is doing the work of a bull ,free of charge
- 25th After the penis thieves in Congo we now have sperm thieves in Mumbai
- 25th The law is now clear that closed bathrooms are meant for disrobing
- 23rd Beware of penis thieves in Congo
- 22nd A pulpy end to the wedding
- 22nd The bacteria friends call the three-second rule pure crap
- 20th People using mobiles on public transport are now downwardly mobile
- 20th The court drops the pants charges against the underwearless man
- 20th Definately they should go back to school which will administrate a questionare to them to test their efficiency in speling
- 19th They also serve (a jail sentence) who stand and stare
- 19th What they speak is Geek and Latin
- 18th The skirt is short and where they will wear a panty is the question
- 18th Spain's Defense Minister "carries" the troops with her
- 17th They thought skimpy outfits were a highly spiritual thing to do on the Buddhist new year
- 15th Do not carry your top in your lap
- 13th She was his new flame
- 13th Just a flash in the pants
- 12th This frequent filer can now file only six suits in a year
- 12th He traded her for a goat because she got his goat
