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Viva La Awesome!!!!! It is spring break. But not an awesome one for me...I just got back from my grandparents, and on saturday, am leaving for my OTHER grandparents. Hrrm. Well, enjoy your happy spring break everyone. Uhhhhh.......well, a videos for your thoughts.

You know the concert I was telling you about a fortnight ago? Well, here's my brother's friend's band, The Feed. My brother's friend is the bassist of to the right side of the stage. Enjoy.

Metropolitan


War Song




The reason the singer was screaming in the second song was that the microphone system was bad and you had to scream to be heard.

Oh my god. I just went to my first concert, and it ROCKED. It was a bunch of local high school punk bands performing. There was a huge stack of amps and everyone had the volume up too loud, so now my ears are still ringing. Heres what happened:

First, outside the club, were a bunch of people smoking. Next, I got two X's drawn on my hands that signified that I was not to purchase alcohol. Then, we went in. AHHHHHHH!!!! The first band was entirely girls, and REALLY LOUD. The only words I could understand were, "You're not a man til you've had sex!!!" and the F word a few times. They were an OK band. Next was the crappiest band ever. They had too many members, the vocals sucked, and there was this tall guy in cheap sun glasses who just stood there. UGH! Next was the band I went there for. The Feed!!! My brother's friend's band played the best out of all the bands. They totally ROCKED!!! Next was some other band that was good, almost as good as the feed, that was less punk and more rock. Overall, the whole concert rocked. I even met the infamous Toasty Paperweight.

Well, don't try to talk to me because I can't even here my thoughts.

Alright, guys, I only have 74 views on the guitar video I have on youtube. So, I want all you people who read this to spread the video all over the internet like wildfire. Heres the URL and the video again. I need your help.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI4YN92R3xY

*fffffft*fFfffFfFfFt*

Hi guys. I hope you've learned a lot about zombies in the last few days. I sure have. *background noises* I've learned that they're vicious, deadly, and really annoying. I've also learned that they just broke into our hideout. *gunfire* *ratatatatatatata* *BOOOM* DIE ZOMBIE SCUM!!!!! OK, the rescue dudes said to stay alive until they came. Easy for them to say. Right after I turned on the radio, the zombies broke through the door. Now, we are forced to flee, but without exits. *KA-BOOOOM!!!!!!*

GOD I HATE THESE THINGS

Zombies: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Meanwhile...

Marine: Do you think we're on the right course chief?

Commando: Sure. I'm positive.

Marine: But that doesn't look like the island where the zombies were. It look a lot like Hawaii.

Commando: Exactly.

Marine: ...uh...well...awwwwwwwww, this isn't going to end well...


Back to the zombies


AHHHHHH *RATATATATAATATATTATTATA* *BOOOOOoOOM* @#%$ ZOMBIES GOT MY LUNCH!!!!!!!


Nothing new here.

Back to the rescue ship...?


Marine: *attacks commando*


Commando: AH!!!


20 minutes later...


New commando: Lets rescue some zombie survivor...people...I guess...



Back to the zombies...


AHHHHHHH!!!!!! *ratatatatataatatatataa* CURSE YOU!!!!!! *hhsssssssssssBOOOOM* *Ppew* *ppew* *ppew*

OK, one thing to remember when fighting zombies. RUN!!!!!!

*RATATATATATATA*


*silence*

Is that the last of them?

Other Survivor: I don't know.

Zombie: UHHHHHHH!!!


*BAM*


Survivors: WE KILLED THE ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!


*Survivor: Zombie Island will be back after these messages. Who will win immunity this time?*

Oops. Wrong channel.

AHHH!! *BOOOM* HE'S GOT MY ARM!!!!!!! *rtatatatatatatatatatata*

*Flash grenade-ed*

The zombies are blind! Kill them!!!

*BOOOOOOOM*

We killed them! YAY!!!!!

20 consecutive hours of doing the happy dance later...

Commando: um, here we are. Yay. You're rescued. Woohoo. Yipee. Oh just get on the freaking boat.

With pleasure.


2 Days later


Scientists: Oh no! We've been sued and thrown in jail for accidentally turning almost everyone into zombies.

Me: That was oddly explanatory.

Well, we can all only draw one conclusion out of this. I'm buying a Lamborghini with my share.

See you next time. Hopefully next time I'll be stuck on an island full of good guitars and friday nights every night. Yeaaaaaah, never gonna happen...

This concludes my posts about zombie awareness week.

*ffffft* *FfFffFtt*

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