Ever hear the one about the guy stuck in a storm?
Thursday, 1. February 2007, 16:10:13
A bus stops by his door and tells him that they're evacuating the town and calls for him to get on board. He replies, "No thank you, God will save me."
The town floods and he manages to get on top of his roof. A boat passes by and the people call for him to get on board and he replies, "No thank you, God will save me."
The flood carries him down stream and as a chopper passes overhead he refuses to grab the lifejacket screaming, "I have faith in God, He will save me."
And he drowns.
He goes up to God and says, "I had faith in you. Why didn't you save me?"
God replies, "Well, the first few times, I was impressed with your faith. The last 'He' however just tore it you sexist bastard!"
And She threw him into Hell.
The End.
Alternate Ending:
God replies, "I sent you a bus, a boat and a chopper and you refused them all. By the laws of evolution you were meant to die!"
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The town floods and he manages to get on top of his roof. A boat passes by and the people call for him to get on board and he replies, "No thank you, God will save me."
The flood carries him down stream and as a chopper passes overhead he refuses to grab the lifejacket screaming, "I have faith in God, He will save me."
And he drowns.
He goes up to God and says, "I had faith in you. Why didn't you save me?"
God replies, "Well, the first few times, I was impressed with your faith. The last 'He' however just tore it you sexist bastard!"
And She threw him into Hell.
The End.
Alternate Ending:
God replies, "I sent you a bus, a boat and a chopper and you refused them all. By the laws of evolution you were meant to die!"
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By angel292005, # 1. February 2007, 19:43:45
ok i'll stop.
By alamandrax, # 1. February 2007, 21:53:25
> heh heh. made both endings up. I'm good aren't I?
Sometimes. Rarely. Once in a blue moon.
Most other times, I just have this irresistible urge to do something particularly mean and nasty to you, like, oh I do not know, make you listen to Britney Spears singing in Tamil?
By anonymous user, # 1. February 2007, 22:52:33
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By alamandrax, # 2. February 2007, 07:16:11
wah! I cant Vote!!
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