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Posts tagged with "Fun"
A Birthday Song for the Cydonian
Tuesday, 20. March 2007, 04:18:31
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
You evolved from a monkey,
And you smell like one too!
Happy Birthday Cydonian! (19th March)Fwd: HOW TO TELL THE GENDER OF A BIRD......................
Tuesday, 13. February 2007, 00:10:34
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ab Triv <abhishek trivedi at yo momma's home dot com>
Date: २००७ फरवरी १२ १६:३१
Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.
Until Now.....
Which of The Two Birds Is a Female???
Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...
See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.
It can be done.
Even by one with limited bird watching skills. SCROLL DOWN
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On 2/12/07, I wrote:
This email tells you exactly how to tick girls off in less than 30KB.
Brilliant!
Me.
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:00:11 -0800, (A girl in the mailing list) <your sister at go fudge yourself dot com> wrote:
ABSOLUTELY.......
On 2/12/07, I wrote:
However, that reply indicates that you (the girl) thought that the one yapping on was the female. Prejudiced much?
Sorry, had to do that. All in good fun.
Me.
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:25:05 -0800, (the same girl) <your sister at go fudge yourself dot com> wrote:
LOL
From: Ab Triv <abhishek trivedi at yo momma's home dot com>
Date: २००७ फरवरी १२ १६:३१
Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.
Until Now.....
Which of The Two Birds Is a Female???
Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...
See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.
It can be done.
Even by one with limited bird watching skills. SCROLL DOWN
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On 2/12/07, I wrote:
This email tells you exactly how to tick girls off in less than 30KB.
Brilliant!
Me.
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:00:11 -0800, (A girl in the mailing list) <your sister at go fudge yourself dot com> wrote:
ABSOLUTELY.......
On 2/12/07, I wrote:
However, that reply indicates that you (the girl) thought that the one yapping on was the female. Prejudiced much?
Sorry, had to do that.
All in good fun.Me.
On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:25:05 -0800, (the same girl) <your sister at go fudge yourself dot com> wrote:
LOL
Ever hear the one about the guy stuck in a storm?
Thursday, 1. February 2007, 16:10:13
A bus stops by his door and tells him that they're evacuating the town and calls for him to get on board. He replies, "No thank you, God will save me."
The town floods and he manages to get on top of his roof. A boat passes by and the people call for him to get on board and he replies, "No thank you, God will save me."
The flood carries him down stream and as a chopper passes overhead he refuses to grab the lifejacket screaming, "I have faith in God, He will save me."
And he drowns.
He goes up to God and says, "I had faith in you. Why didn't you save me?"
God replies, "Well, the first few times, I was impressed with your faith. The last 'He' however just tore it you sexist bastard!"
And She threw him into Hell.
The End.
Alternate Ending:
God replies, "I sent you a bus, a boat and a chopper and you refused them all. By the laws of evolution you were meant to die!"
Vote for your favorite in the sidebar.
The town floods and he manages to get on top of his roof. A boat passes by and the people call for him to get on board and he replies, "No thank you, God will save me."
The flood carries him down stream and as a chopper passes overhead he refuses to grab the lifejacket screaming, "I have faith in God, He will save me."
And he drowns.
He goes up to God and says, "I had faith in you. Why didn't you save me?"
God replies, "Well, the first few times, I was impressed with your faith. The last 'He' however just tore it you sexist bastard!"
And She threw him into Hell.
The End.
Alternate Ending:
God replies, "I sent you a bus, a boat and a chopper and you refused them all. By the laws of evolution you were meant to die!"
Vote for your favorite in the sidebar.
Yay! The Martian series
Wednesday, 4. October 2006, 14:20:08
Finally. http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/10/02/
The Calvin and Hobbes storyline I've been waiting for all this time. The part where Calvin sells Susie to the Aliens for a leaf collection. It's finally come out of the vault.
That is all.
The Calvin and Hobbes storyline I've been waiting for all this time. The part where Calvin sells Susie to the Aliens for a leaf collection. It's finally come out of the vault.
That is all.
Listen up again Mr. Leno - here's me puckering up
Tuesday, 26. September 2006, 16:01:03
Setting up the sketch:
It's a JayWalking segment - Jay Leno once put an Australian woman on a mock newsdesk because she claimed that Australians have better diction.
So I use that in my sketch.
{I come in camera right and sit down at the desk which is right in front of the camera - you can see a dimly lit street behind me}
ME: Hello. This is the news. Headlines.
{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: Atleast 13,000 people were killed today in a massive earthquake in Massapequa
{With a sad expression on my face}
ME: Ms. Hillary Clinton gained 15 points in recent polls in and around the New York City area.
{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: President Bush's approval rating went up 0.5% today riding on the government's innovative plan to legalize fuel siphoning.
{With an angry expression on my face}
ME: John Kerry just grew some testicles when he...
{Off camera from Camera left}
Jay Leno: What the hell are you doing?
{With an eager expression on my face}
ME: That was my impression of Peter Jennings reading the...
{Jay Leno flies in Camera left tackles me off the chair and you can see him pounding on someone under the desk}
{END SCENE}
It's a JayWalking segment - Jay Leno once put an Australian woman on a mock newsdesk because she claimed that Australians have better diction.
So I use that in my sketch.
{I come in camera right and sit down at the desk which is right in front of the camera - you can see a dimly lit street behind me}
ME: Hello. This is the news. Headlines.
{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: Atleast 13,000 people were killed today in a massive earthquake in Massapequa
{With a sad expression on my face}
ME: Ms. Hillary Clinton gained 15 points in recent polls in and around the New York City area.
{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: President Bush's approval rating went up 0.5% today riding on the government's innovative plan to legalize fuel siphoning.
{With an angry expression on my face}
ME: John Kerry just grew some testicles when he...
{Off camera from Camera left}
Jay Leno: What the hell are you doing?
{With an eager expression on my face}
ME: That was my impression of Peter Jennings reading the...
{Jay Leno flies in Camera left tackles me off the chair and you can see him pounding on someone under the desk}
{END SCENE}
Reverting to baser instincts and desires
Saturday, 16. September 2006, 12:28:58
what I'd REALLY like to do, is do a scripted "Even Stevphen" type discussion show. Now THAT would be fun.
The Sophist's shown some interest in chair throwing etc, but the implied chair throwing is what I'm interested in. Any takers?
The problem usually is that the "Even Stevphen" format requires two people who essentially have the same ideas and one plays bad cop to the other's good and so on.
DIBS ON GOOD COP!
Yes! I Win!
Why? Ergo.
I said Ergo!
The Sophist's shown some interest in chair throwing etc, but the implied chair throwing is what I'm interested in. Any takers?
The problem usually is that the "Even Stevphen" format requires two people who essentially have the same ideas and one plays bad cop to the other's good and so on.
DIBS ON GOOD COP!
Yes! I Win!
Why? Ergo.
I said Ergo!
And the world would live as one
Wednesday, 23. August 2006, 16:07:16
My favorite picture of all year on the Daily Show. Lennon actually made that? Weirdo.Frank Herbert, eat your heart out.Imagine how difficult this issue would be if Iran had a nuclear weapon
Imagine a world in which you had Saddam Hussein who had the capacity to make a weapon of mass destruction
Imagine what the world would be like with him in power
Sometimes I'm frustrated
Rarely surprised
Sometimes I'm happy
Occasionally I get hungry
At night I'm tired
Sports are exciting.
Heh heh...
That's seriously Cool
Wednesday, 23. August 2006, 04:34:00
Except for the part where it knocks into the cupboard, but awesome. I like cats.
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- The Metamutator's page
Guy who got me onto blogger in the first place. Blame him
- The Cydonian's page
Who are these people? Gosh!
- Harsha's page
Tolerate him. He's sorta good people.
- Metlin's page
TamBrahmRepublicanJock. Gotta love him for all that.
- The Consumer Demon's page
Sister2Sister. The gift runs in the family apparently.
- The Sophist's page
Back to the old page. Don't know what I'm talking about? Don't worry. Just Click.
- Cray3's page
A Cybernetic robot lady - coolest of the people I know. Not many speak their mind as candidly and freely as she does.
- Don Gopi's page
Just stumbled across a classmate's blog. Hasn't updated often, but like to see friends online.
- John Hodgman's page
Where he thanks you profusely for watching TV and using the internet
- Samit Basu's page
The Duck of Destiny. From the creater of the half-orange world and other mystical creatures.
- చావా కిరణ్ గారి పేజీ (Chava Kiran's Page)
Brilliant page. You have no idea about the power he weilds.
- Pip Squeak's page
Love reading this blog. Dark and mysterious and totally childish. My kind of people.
- Wicked Lizard's page
Beautiful photographs are the staple in this blog. You need to be her friend first though.
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Just checking it out for now. Wait for a description.
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- వికీపీడియా
తెలుగు వికీ. అసాధారణ మనుషుల అసాధారణ ప్రయత్నం.
- Meebo
Instant messaging. Instantly.
- Gaim
If you care about logs you'll download this.
- iTunes
Music
- WinRAR
Zipped, Rarred, sent.
My Links
- The Filthy Critic
He's dead on target 95% of the time. See if he likes your movie or if he's even watched it.
- The Daily Show
Look look. They're winning awards even!
- The Colbert Report
The last two t's are silent. Watch how you pronounce it. I said silent t. SILENT T! Ok - cut his power chord.
- The Indus Telegraph
One thing. The Desitroll is a cydonian. Cydonians are merciless bloodthirsty killers. You have been warned.
- The Uncyclopedia
From the Article: The Alamandrax's page is the web's finest repository of truth, trivia and instructions on kitten huffing. Barbara Streisand was initially pegged to be the brains behind the Alamandrax, but the paradox was too apparent.
- Ze Frank
Wasting time so you can too
- One good move
Takes a while to load and might slow down firefox. Totaly worth it.
- My Picasa Web Album
A collection of Stuff which keeps getting uploaded from my Offline Photo album. Some interesting stuff. Check it out.
- Crooks and Liars
A complement to Onegoodmove.org
Slashdot
- OS/2 Community Tries Bounty System
Grayskull writes "The OS/2 and eComStation community are trying to get open source software ported to that platform by opening bounties and allowing people to chip in with prize money. Currently the most important open bounties are Java 6 port, Icon routines in OS/2, VirtualBox port, Extend multimed ...
- How Networks Interact - Peering and Transit Explai ...
Raindeer writes to share his article about peering and transit between networks, which begins: "In 2005, AT&T CEO Ed Whitacre famously told BusinessWeek, 'What they [Google, Vonage, and others] would like to do is to use my pipes free. But I ain't going to let them do that...Why should they be allow ...
- India Joins Nuclear Market
figona brings news that India will be allowed to join the Nuclear Suppliers Group (NSG). A waiver was approved yesterday that provided an exception to the requirements that India sign the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty and the Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty. This means India will be able to ...
- Opposable Thumbs and Upright Walking Caused By "Ju ...
quinnlynn writes "A group of research scientists at Yale discovered that the evolution of opposable thumbs and upright walking in humans is due to changes in the genome in the areas still classified as "junk DNA." Quoting: 'Results from a comparative analysis of the human, chimpanzee, rhesus macaque ...
- Cell Phone For the Blind?
brigc writes "Here's one that's got me stumped. A friend of mine who is blind asked me for help tracking down a cell phone for him. He's interested in a flip phone with well-defined separations between the keys, and as much voice control as possible. Battery life is the only other thing he mentioned ...
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- The World's Best Places to Live (w/PICS)
Still, Mercer acknowledges that cities with a high quality of life are not necessarily the most exciting. "There are a lot of 'sleepy' towns that got high ratings," said Rebecca Powers, a principal consultant in human capital for the company. "But if you were to judge them on something like nightlif ...
- Rap about world's largest science experiment is Yo ...
The start up of the biggest experiment on the planet has inspired a science rap song that has become an unlikely global hit.
- NFL Cheerleaders vs NCAA Cheerleaders
Cheerleaders: NFL vs College Football On this first weekend with college football and the NFL back-to-back a popular debate is likely to arise. Which type of football is better, college football or the NFL?
- How Many Reviewers Should Be in the Kitchen?
Web sites that welcome customer reviews have evolved significantly, producing work that increasingly approaches that of their professional forebears.
- Sarah Palin may have women flocking - to Barack O ...
If John McCain wanted to poach the women's vote from Barack Obama, he shouldn't have tapped a running mate who dubbed herself a "pit bull with lipstick."
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