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Oh my

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You have got to watch this video. It's... it's... f***ing awesome!

No seriously.

It's not Joe. It's Tucker that you have to marvel at, but that's just me. Fool me for thinking there was some hope for the guy.

But back to Joe Scarborough. Is it just me or do you get the impression of carrion birds swooping in? Chris Matthews opened up a wound on election night and then the GOP lost the Senate and the House. Joe stuck to his guns about being unbiased. Now they're piling on him. Easy target. Got to feel for the guy.

I hate bloodbaths.

Side note: reading a book recommended by The Sophist. Turns out it was at the Science and Engineering Library. You'd expect a general treatise on evolution and co-operative societies and organisms would also be at the Main Library of the university. Oh well. Who am I to determine policy. The book is gripping to say the least. For instance, did not know that the Man o' War was a collection of animals rather than a single organism.

A more lengthy exposition will come later. For now, I have work to do.

Gaying up Orange Juice

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Listen up again Mr. Leno - here's me puckering up

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Setting up the sketch:

It's a JayWalking segment - Jay Leno once put an Australian woman on a mock newsdesk because she claimed that Australians have better diction.

So I use that in my sketch.

{I come in camera right and sit down at the desk which is right in front of the camera - you can see a dimly lit street behind me}
ME: Hello. This is the news. Headlines.

{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: Atleast 13,000 people were killed today in a massive earthquake in Massapequa

{With a sad expression on my face}
ME: Ms. Hillary Clinton gained 15 points in recent polls in and around the New York City area.

{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: President Bush's approval rating went up 0.5% today riding on the government's innovative plan to legalize fuel siphoning.

{With an angry expression on my face}
ME: John Kerry just grew some testicles when he...

{Off camera from Camera left}
Jay Leno: What the hell are you doing?

{With an eager expression on my face}
ME: That was my impression of Peter Jennings reading the...

{Jay Leno flies in Camera left tackles me off the chair and you can see him pounding on someone under the desk}
{END SCENE}

<s>IDK about you</s>

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but methinks Mr. Olbermann's falling victim to the God-complex he accuses Mr. GHW Bush and the GOP of falling into.We respect you Mr. Olbermann, heck we love you these days, but please make sure you're not digging your own grave. Would hate to lose you. Let not our relationship end up like that of Mr. Chavez and his sanity. Keep safe sir.

Of Trying or the Lack Thereof

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No title (or point to be made)

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_Show_with_Spike_Feresten
http://www.fox.com/talkshow/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_Feresten
http://myspace.com/spikeferesten


Oh... what?

Were you waiting for something? I'm sorry, I have no punch line for this.

It's just that I saw this last night and was hooked for all of 45 seconds - the longest I've stayed on one channel continuously. That's all.

By the way, NewsCorp owns Fox and MySpace doesn't it? Just checking.

Mr. Kiran, hating on TV-9

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http://oremuna.com/blog/?p=887

I don't know; I was exposed to about 4 hours worth in my trip Home in December 2005. I kinda liked it.

Gaydar of old... I wonder why it didn't catch on :)

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Anger? You know not anger. You know Fear.

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9/9/2006 10:25:58 PM Akshay [R]: who's the front runner then, in the comedy top 10?
9/9/2006 10:26:34 PM Akshay [R]: just give me one name, and i'll follo w him like crazy
9/9/2006 10:27:46 PM SB: changes
9/9/2006 10:27:51 PM SB: the people i watch
9/9/2006 10:27:55 PM SB: 1. Jon Stewart
9/9/2006 10:27:57 PM SB: 2. Bill Mahr
9/9/2006 10:28:10 PM SB: 3. Ze Frank
9/9/2006 10:28:16 PM SB: 4. Colbert
9/9/2006 10:28:20 PM SB: 5. Olbermann
9/9/2006 10:28:29 PM SB: olbermann is actually a serious anchor
9/9/2006 10:28:38 PM SB: he just puts humor in there
9/9/2006 10:28:51 PM SB: the kind you can laugh at
9/9/2006 10:29:05 PM SB: sorry
9/9/2006 10:29:07 PM SB: laugh with
9/9/2006 10:31:49 PM SB: at what point should i stop being really really afraid for george bush?
9/9/2006 10:32:05 PM SB: junior
9/9/2006 10:32:07 PM SB: not the old guy
9/9/2006 10:32:17 PM Akshay [R]: in 2008?
9/9/2006 10:32:18 PM Akshay [R]: :D
9/9/2006 10:32:22 PM SB: coz sooner or later, rummy and dick are going to dump him
9/9/2006 10:32:28 PM SB: i'm really afraid about 2008
9/9/2006 10:32:34 PM SB: once they dump him
9/9/2006 10:32:41 PM SB: he's going to be without a lifeline
9/9/2006 10:32:50 PM SB: and people are going to hound him to death
9/9/2006 10:33:02 PM SB: or i think they ought to in an ideal world


http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/09/may_this_countr.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14687895/#060911a
May this country forgive you.
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/09/anger_becomes_h.html

I'd buy that

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And the world would live as one

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My favorite picture of all year on the Daily Show. Lennon actually made that? Weirdo.
Imagine how difficult this issue would be if Iran had a nuclear weapon
Imagine a world in which you had Saddam Hussein who had the capacity to make a weapon of mass destruction
Imagine what the world would be like with him in power
Sometimes I'm frustrated
Rarely surprised
Sometimes I'm happy
Occasionally I get hungry
At night I'm tired
Sports are exciting.

Heh heh...
Frank Herbert, eat your heart out.

Oh Snap!

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http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/08/soundbite.html

Take that bitch! And that! You like it? Huh! Huh? You'll like it bitch! Take it, take it! TAKE IT!!!

Self explanatory really... don't let me ruin it for you

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:| And you ask me what Monty Python is about... idiot

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Of what could be...

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I see the beginnings of something potentially big here. The Geriatric isn't going for really controversial stuff, just starting out, trying to feel the youtube crowd, pun unintended (filthy people P:). Get a feel for, rather. A steady stream of comments pour in, so he keeps quite busy. Let's wait and see how this goes.
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