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Thought for the month

Saturday, 14. July 2007, 12:18:17

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Affluence is a man-made disease. - Sankar Gorthi.

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Ima Shave 4 u

Saturday, 9. June 2007, 09:33:57

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The image links to a dissemination of the letter. Not the actual letter itself. Which can be found here. I pity you if you want to read the letter instead. Seriously. Grow up.

This letter is not to place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now.
Translation: "I just realized that no one will buy my next album."

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Holy shit that's stupid.

Friday, 20. April 2007, 21:37:50

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Video: Bullet proof man

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god, oh god, make it stop... AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Thought for the Day

Monday, 16. April 2007, 19:31:27

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By the time a man grows up to realise that his father was right all along, he has a son who knows he's full of shit.

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US Presidents in Drag

Thursday, 5. April 2007, 20:32:04

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http://my.opera.com/angel292005/blog/2007/04/05/presidents-in-drag-something-so-wrong-never-felt-so-right

She just finds some of the best stuff on the net.

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Fwd: HOW TO TELL THE GENDER OF A BIRD......................

Tuesday, 13. February 2007, 00:10:34

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ab Triv <abhishek trivedi at yo momma's home dot com>
Date: २००७ फरवरी १२ १६:३१

Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.


Until Now.....

Which of The Two Birds Is a Female???

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...

See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.

It can be done.

Even by one with limited bird watching skills. SCROLL DOWN
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On 2/12/07, I wrote:
This email tells you exactly how to tick girls off in less than 30KB.

Brilliant!

Me.

On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:00:11 -0800, (A girl in the mailing list) <your sister at go fudge yourself dot com> wrote:

ABSOLUTELY.......

On 2/12/07, I wrote:
However, that reply indicates that you (the girl) thought that the one yapping on was the female. Prejudiced much? P:

Sorry, had to do that. :D All in good fun.

Me.

On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:25:05 -0800, (the same girl) <your sister at go fudge yourself dot com> wrote:

LOL

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Vista...

Thursday, 8. February 2007, 09:17:43

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has been released for a week now. What has Vista done about the War in Iraq? Nothing.

What was the point of this lame duck OS change? The threat of Leopard attacks looming on the horizon, and the resilience of the Penguins despite all efforts to dissolve their environment, can only signify that Vista was too little, too late.

In the years to come, it is a sad reality that Vista will grow in size and user-base, but by the end of 2008, the real winner will be the team which can put forward really innovative plans and developments for the improvement of the experience.

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Politics Gone Wild!

Saturday, 18. November 2006, 00:05:17

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Some critics say Royal, who is well-known for sporting skirts and heels, has used her gender to gain popularity.

In other news, Arnold Schwarzennegger was accused of using his gender to an unfair advantage when he whipped off his pants and let himself hang loose to the world as women around the country swooned and all of LA whooped with pleasure and joy. Democrats accused the Terminator star of using the size of his gigantic penis to get legislation passed which made it possible for him to be elected over and over again in the United States to the post of Commander-in-chief.

Feminists around the world called this a great victory for women's suffrage but wouldn't elaborate further only screaming "He's Back!" in reply.

In other parts of the world, French people tore the people who made the quote (above) to shreds.

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Well... who'd have thunk it

Wednesday, 27. September 2006, 06:44:34

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My name is Sankar and I'm an Internet Addict.

The first step has been taken.

I'll see you only sundays from now on.

adios.

In other news: this thread has me cracking up for the last half hour.

UPDATE: Starting next sunday that is. Radio silence this week.

Shabba-khair (sp?).

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Oh boy!

Friday, 22. September 2006, 16:19:18

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http://content.msn.co.in/Telugu/Entertainment/Articles/0609-22-1.htm
http://sify.com/movies/bollywood/fullstory.php?id=14285921

Finally! Now, we can actually enjoy the vastraapaharaNaM. That's what was missing from our lives now wasn't it?

For their own sake, I hope they make the movie tastefully. I don't want to see Draupadi breaking into a "beedi" song in the middle of the movie. You just know they're itching to throw that in there.

If you're going to make a movie about the mahaabhaarataM, please, please, Please! Cast people who can act. I am not f***ing kidding you, this is bringing tears to my eyes! You insolent, ignorant...

The rest of this post was censored for language, content, lameness and for being totally unimportant.

I sure as hell am sure the usual groups won't be protesting this movie. Even if they do, I'm sure it'll still be made. It was on MSN news for God's sake.

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Of Course he called you a Lunatic!

Wednesday, 20. September 2006, 07:25:21

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http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/2007813.cms

You compared him to Krishna, who although he was a just man, was an awful negotiator, bullied everyone when bringing the Pandavas' proposal to Dhrutarashtra (oh get off my back about it, being fallacious here - get a life), and face it, manipulated the Arjuna-Duryodhana situation to have Arjuna come out on top, no matter the infallability etc of Krishna. I'm sure he works in mysterious ways, but comparing Basu to Krishna is moronic. The first thing people will assume is you're calling him a dangerous flirt going after every party and forming alliances on the sly.

Yes. That's what it means, Dumbass! Apart from the obvious Communist thing of course.

The post of annoying prick mixing up metaphors has been filled over and over again. Longest running being yours truly. Stop going after my job!

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What was on a plane again?

Monday, 18. September 2006, 17:15:11

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me: was going to put up a new post
me: but was too lazy
me: :frown:
Metlin: :D
11:47 AM
me: am... not was
me: shrug
11:48 AM
Metlin: oh good
Metlin: new posts are a good thing (TM)
me: ok?
Metlin: aye
me: i'm still lazy
11:50 AM
Metlin: :smile:
me: the post incidentally, was going to be about...
me: wait for it...
me: pandavas on a plane
Metlin: :|
me: because that's what i dreamt of last night
me: :|
11:55 AM
Metlin: :|
me: i know
me: don't ask
me: arjuna was a total bastard too
11:56 AM
me: totally bullying bheema and dharmaraja
Metlin: :|
Metlin: ouch
me: nakula sahadeva were in economy
me: these guys in first class
Metlin: oh man
11:57 AM
me: draupadi totally let one go in the aisle and duryodhana was in B, draupadi in C
me: so he got an awwful wiff
me: he declared war
me: mayhem i tell you
11:58 AM
Metlin: do you have any idea how much help you need?!
me: oh yes
me: lots

The thing is, I was going to title it Mahabharatam On a Plane, but was afraid they'd dub Snakes On A Plane! in Telugu and actually use that as the title of the movie. Shudder and you just know that they might do just that.

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The Return

Saturday, 9. September 2006, 01:32:56

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I am fire
I am dawn and dusk
I am the storm in your mind
I am Hellfire and Heaven's wrath
Fear me
Oh fear me lest you perish in agony.

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And the world would live as one

Wednesday, 23. August 2006, 16:07:16

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My favorite picture of all year on the Daily Show. Lennon actually made that? Weirdo.

Imagine how difficult this issue would be if Iran had a nuclear weapon
Imagine a world in which you had Saddam Hussein who had the capacity to make a weapon of mass destruction
Imagine what the world would be like with him in power
Sometimes I'm frustrated
Rarely surprised
Sometimes I'm happy
Occasionally I get hungry
At night I'm tired
Sports are exciting.

Heh heh...

Frank Herbert, eat your heart out.

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Of Do-hickeys and Thingummajigs

Saturday, 19. August 2006, 08:41:37

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I'm feeling extremely chipper, peckish and in quite a murderous mood I must say. The victim being me of course. There's this weekly meeting thing at the lab where we get to present our work summaries in the form of Powerpoint presentations.

The legendary grilling given by the professor vis-a-vis the quality and the content of the presentations has everyone scrambling to make the best impression on the gathering of sleepy and bored people who couldn't care less about what the other twits are doing, tinkering about with their do-hickeys in their labs. Nonetheless, we all get there early on saturday mornings and spend an hour in the dimmed out board room listening to speaker after speaker droning on an on trying not to catch the attention of the professor, while we catch up on your blog posts and have a nap or two.

Thanks to people uploading their presentations atleast one day in advance in the common network folder, I tend to go over them, pick some outrageous questions, totally unrelated to their work and gesturing wildly and speaking in quite a loud voice, interrupting the professor if I can manage to, ask them and without letting them reply, provide the answer that I think is suitable and wait for them to justify my hypothesis.

I have a presentation of this nature again in the morrow and I haven't prepared my slides yet. I have oh about 5 hours left to prepare and catch some sleep in between. The things I do to entertain me self. Blimey. One would think I was daft.

Hah!

By the way. Did I tell you why we have these on Saturdays rather than on Friday evenings like civilized people? I guess not. Here's why.

About 4 months ago, a colleague's car was burglarized in broad daylight while it was sitting in the parking lot with signs which clearly indicated that the lot was monitored by cameras (a fact which I have yet to dis/prove - I tend to walk around the parking lot, making rude gestures in random directions and scratching myself in inappropriate places and no one seems to be complaining about it yet) - a car stereo was stolen. So our professor had the brilliant notion that having lots of under-nourished sleep-deprived flabby nerds bring their cars in on every saturday would give the miscreants less incentive to strike again. Brilliant I say.

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