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Thought for the month

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Affluence is a man-made disease. - Sankar Gorthi.

Opera wants to be my friend. On MySpace.

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Which is weird, because I don't think I've listed my MySpace page in my profile either. I think I did try adding fluffybunny to my MySpace friends once (I think there was a drive to get more people involved in the Opera community by doing so on MySpace on the my.opera.com page), but that was the extent of it. Was pleasantly surprised to see the invite from Opera though.

Thought I'd give you a quick screengrab of all my friends on MySpace. I think there's a theme here:

A Birthday Song for the Cydonian

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Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
You evolved from a monkey,
And you smell like one too!

:D:beer: Happy Birthday Cydonian! (19th March)

On the matter of dealing with Idiots

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UPDATE : Well, he took down the original page (actually, I believe he made the post private) and put up a "revised" proposition. Check it out. I haven't read it yet, but I'm sure you'll find some insightful, delightful, mental gems in there.


I'm saving this comment that I made on this blog here, because I feel it could potentially be deleted soon. But I want to get this thought out there. Please feel free to disagree with me.

I will only answer your second set of questions because the first ones are questioning biological functions. Please take those up with nature.

A1. No it hasn’t. Men have been. (the tactic i’ve employed for this answer is called Dismissal)

A2. Are you nuts? Are you friggin’ delusional or something? Two decades ago? That’s it? “Girls” have been able to do things which were considered to be exclusively in the male domain for friggin’ ages. Have you even read the Mahabharata? (taking that as a common reference) Sri Krishna’s wife, Satyabhama/Satyadevi. A warrior and a very good one at that.

More contemporary and non-mythological examples. Marie Curie. Sarojini Naidu. Emmy Noether. Virginia Woolf. Indira Gandhi. Jhansiki Rani. I could look them all up and put them here. Suffice it to say they’re there.

This is exactly what I was referring to as misogyny. By you. This fight between the sexes didn’t start at the same time you were born. It has existed for centuries. Get over yourself you narcissistic idiot.

As far as the differences go, apart from biological differences, the only ones there were imposed by society. That’s what is wrong with people like you trying to find themselves to be better than other people. Stop it. Just stop trying to blame your short-comings on others. Realize this simple fact. You make your own destiny. It’s not just an optimistic idiom for life. It’s a harsh reality. That’s why people keep striving to better themselves. They’re not trying to be better than other people. They’re trying to be better than themselves. Do you understand what I’m saying?
(This tactic is called condescension)

A3. Jobs at businesses are made to make the company money. That is all that the companies care about. How they get their employees to do so in the last century or two is what you seem to think is the normal modus operandi. No. This is the result of two distinct philosophies colliding. The family is more intrinsically socialist while a business is capitalist. So when a company decides that an employee’s personal life is affecting too much of their money making ability they fire him/her. If it were a purely technical reason, then there are methods to fix it. Training, mentor programs etc. But because wall between the family world and the business world is millions of kilometers/miles thick, company personnel don’t bother to cross it. (This has changed in the past few decades or more. It’s just that some people (like you) haven’t understood this. Most of these people turn up in management and compound the situation.) Coming back to my main point, the company personnel not trying to cross over causes bad feelings in employees who generalize the situation and feel the company is against families. This leads to ill-will between management and employees. All this snow-balls into something much much worse and the company starts losing more money.

The other fact that you seem to be forgetting is, the definition of families has changed somewhat over the years. They are more so now, than ever before, capitalist ventures where heirs inherit their parents’ wealth. Gone were the days when what children inherited was their family’s name and prestige and all that came with it. Capitalist societies function thus. Families aren’t under threat, don’t be that afraid or paranoid. If you cannot handle having kids while having to earn a living, then hold off having kids for a while even after you get married. You’re still young, there’s a whole life ahead of you to have kids and raise a family. But don’t blame companies for not wanting to deal with people bringing their work home and vice versa.

Those are my thoughts. I sincerely hope you got something out of this.



As far as militant feminism goes, they’re the antithesis of male chauvinists. They need to be laughed at and ignored. That’s all. People who keep screaming against male or female oppression are just not smart enough to get their way and feel that throwing a tantrum is the best way to get what they want. These are those same people who as kids were told by their doting parents that they could have anything they wanted. These people tend not to grow up and act childish throughout their lives.

If there indeed was oppression by a male or female superior, there are easier ways to deal with the situation than holding your breath and bitching about it.

Fwd: HOW TO TELL THE GENDER OF A BIRD......................

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ab Triv <abhishek trivedi at yo momma's home dot com>
Date: २००७ फरवरी १२ १६:३१

Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.


Until Now.....

Which of The Two Birds Is a Female???

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...

See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.

It can be done.

Even by one with limited bird watching skills. SCROLL DOWN
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On 2/12/07, I wrote:
This email tells you exactly how to tick girls off in less than 30KB.

Brilliant!

Me.


On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:00:11 -0800, (A girl in the mailing list) <your sister at go fudge yourself dot com> wrote:

ABSOLUTELY.......


On 2/12/07, I wrote:
However, that reply indicates that you (the girl) thought that the one yapping on was the female. Prejudiced much? P:

Sorry, had to do that. :D All in good fun.

Me.


On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:25:05 -0800, (the same girl) <your sister at go fudge yourself dot com> wrote:

LOL

Of Humor

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I changed my Google Talk status message to read thus: "I hereby solemnly do swear not to giggle every time I hear the phrase Significant Black Caucus"

10:13 AM Sri: it is just "caucus"
10:14 AM me: ok?
elaborate
Sri: it was on teh word right!
the*
me: no
i made the status message up
but tell me what you mean
10:15 AM because frankly i have no idea
Sri: well it was last week i think
me: "it's just caucus"
Sri: the word was something to do with the congress and the caucus
10:16 AM me: yeah?
Sri: just a sec...let me get the clip for u
me: wait
i don't want to watch the clip
what i want you to tell me concisely is why you didn't understand the joke
10:17 AM what i want you to do is*
10:18 AM and what i put in my status message has nothing to do with colbert
Sri: hmm j
me: it has only to do with the phrase "significant black caucus"
which refers to
Sri: k*
me: 1. the significant black caucus in the United States
10:19 AM who will potentially all vote for Barack Obama if he campaigns well enough
2. the "significant black cock" part of the phrase, which is self-explanatory (a reference to the legendary humongous genitalia of african males)
hence
10:20 AM funny
Sri: : l
10:21 AM me: the joke is risque
and hence juvenile
sorry
and ALSO juvenile
so it's a self-depracatory act too
10:22 AM telling people i'm immature
are you getting all of this
Sri: :smile:
i thought you were talking abt this
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video=81554
10:23 AM me: this usually makes people laugh, because they feel they're better than me and at some sub-concious level, they want to laugh at the phrase too
but it's safer to pretend to laugh at me so as not to feel guilty themselves
the analysis of humor
like i said
nothing to do with anyone else
10:24 AM or any video clip you might show me
i made this joke up myself
Sri: ok cool
me: and if other people have made the same joke, then they beat me to it
Sri: :smile:
10:25 AM me: seriously
you didn't get the joke?
Sri: nope
me: wow
you need to read some good humor books
10:26 AM or read up on what people find funny
Sri: pss...pss....i was being sarcastic
me: quite
and yet for the last 10 minutes you haven't given me any indication of such
10:27 AM if you WERE being sarcastic you'd have replied, "noooo i didn't get your awesome joke. you're too intelligent for me. i ought to go throw myself in the ocean"
THAT's sarcasm
at its basic level
10:28 AM people are usually much more sarcastic
Sri: well......i prefer my way
10:29 AM me: trust me. if you want to assume what vocal inflections put into your head when reading what you type are being heard be people on the other terminal getting the message, you're totally wrong
you need to be more expressive
but expressive in the right way
10:30 AM Sri: OK my dear brother..........i'll try to be more expressive in the future!
me: don't be like junior NTR (BLECH! i said the moron's name - i must remember to wash my fingers with bleach) and think just speaking loudly with a funny accent is all that it takes to sound funny
10:31 AM :D
Sri: :smile:
me: this conversation for example
VERY funny
and delightful
that's good humor
10:32 AM something which doesn't hurt anyone but makes them learn something nonetheless
10:33 AM but in telugu movies, the funny bit is usually the son going up to the father and saying "are pOraa" and "funny" music plays in the background
Sri: yup
me: and we're supposed to laugh
or the other way roung
round*
life is much much more than that
it throws all kinds of funny situations at you
one must learn to appreciate it
10:34 AM Sri: yes
me: http://borowitzreport.com/
this guy for example
EXTREMELY sarcastic and funny
but not lately
he's getting stale
10:35 AM Sri: yup....i have the link...u sent it to me
me: ages ago
yes
do you read it?
Sri: i've stopped reading his post for sometime now
me: me neither
http://www.satirewire.com/
Sri: well.....after i moved out of arl....to be precise
me: this one's timeless
10:36 AM they're all funny no matter what
http://www.satirewire.com/news/0102/jackson.shtml
10:37 AM Sri: :smile:
10:38 AM me: http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/viagra.shtml
this in particular
10:39 AM a penis joke
it's funny because it's entirely juvenile
and the writer pretends to be oblivious to it
hence funny
10:40 AM if he were to be narrating it and then starts laughing midway and Funny music plays in the background, it's NOT FUCKING FUNNY!
I HATE TELUGU MOVIES
I'm GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!
KILL THEM!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
Sri: :D
10:42 AM me: http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/jesus.shtml
WAS JESUS GOD'S NEPHEW?
NEW SCANDAL ROCKS CHURCHES
"An Irish priest who has repeatedly stated he does not believe Jesus Christ was the son of God has resigned." — CNN, May 8, 2002
10:43 AM http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/hinjews.shtml
RELIGIOUS MERGER CREATES 900 MILLION HINJEWS
Attainment of Nirvana Still Goal, But Not So Important
That You Should Miss Cousin Vijay's Bar Mitzvah
10:44 AM "Surprisingly, it's not the big issues, like is there one God or are there many? It's the little things," said New York City Hinjew Nathan Feldman. "Like my Hindu half acknowledges that this world is full of suffering, but my Jewish half just goes on and on about it."
Sri: :D

Quote - Attributed to me

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Don't tell me how to live. Teach me how to Dream.


What feverish dream brought about this collection of words, I have no idea, but I like it.

This place is dead.

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In any case, still in search of that job thingy. Let's see how it goes.

Meanwhile, have this as my desktop:


And have been listening to this:
01 kaazipETa TEshanlO.mp3
I wouldn't watch this space. For a while, atleast.

JScript vs. CSS

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I'm not an expert in either, but I'm more comfortable with the latter.

You can coddle the style sheet to do whatever you want it to, and coddle you must. A lot. Not if you know what you're doing of course.

It takes a while, but the results are more than satisfactory.

Here's my personal page. Built mostly with CSS and as it doesn't have many embedded videos yet, it's still valid XHTML and CSS. Except for the "OnClick" event of course. Those I can't do anything about. Need JScript for that. Borrowed that code from F*** this Website. And of course. NSFW, open at your own risk etc. Duh.

Well, hope you like it. More later.

Update : bah. I'm stupid aren't I? Downgrade this post to idiotic.

What have I been up to lately?

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Things I mention in this post are a recap of what's been happening in my life for the last two weeks.

I mention the following things:
  1. My Desktop
  2. MY iPod Nano
  3. My Laptop (ordered fresh - waiting for delivery)
  4. My lack of direction
  5. My Job Hunt
  6. My Favorite show
I forgot to tell you about Borat did I? Hmmm. I make sex crime! High Five!

Enjoy

Read more...

Things I Think About

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  • 650,000 people. You know that's equivalent to wiping out Vermont right?
  • If you believe in God, you don't have to remind yourself. Ever.
  • I believe Ze Frank.
  • Is it ok to make fun of the media using Steve Irwin's family for ratings yet?
  • You don't have to still keep apologizing for Lyndon Johnson or the segregationists who moved over to the other side in the 60's you know? They don't apologize for ... wait. What did they do that was so bad? Oh right! You don't tell us because you're labelled as pussies and you don't defend yourself you pussies!


Well... who'd have thunk it

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My name is Sankar and I'm an Internet Addict.

The first step has been taken.

I'll see you only sundays from now on.

adios.

In other news: this thread has me cracking up for the last half hour.


UPDATE: Starting next sunday that is. Radio silence this week.

Shabba-khair (sp?).

What was on a plane again?

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me: was going to put up a new post
me: but was too lazy
me: :frown:
Metlin: :D
11:47 AM
me: am... not was
me: shrug
11:48 AM
Metlin: oh good
Metlin: new posts are a good thing (TM)
me: ok?
Metlin: aye
me: i'm still lazy
11:50 AM
Metlin: :smile:
me: the post incidentally, was going to be about...
me: wait for it...
me: pandavas on a plane
Metlin: :|
me: because that's what i dreamt of last night
me: :|
11:55 AM
Metlin: :|
me: i know
me: don't ask
me: arjuna was a total bastard too
11:56 AM
me: totally bullying bheema and dharmaraja
Metlin: :|
Metlin: ouch
me: nakula sahadeva were in economy
me: these guys in first class
Metlin: oh man
11:57 AM
me: draupadi totally let one go in the aisle and duryodhana was in B, draupadi in C
me: so he got an awwful wiff
me: he declared war
me: mayhem i tell you
11:58 AM
Metlin: do you have any idea how much help you need?!
me: oh yes
me: lots


The thing is, I was going to title it Mahabharatam On a Plane, but was afraid they'd dub Snakes On A Plane! in Telugu and actually use that as the title of the movie. Shudder and you just know that they might do just that.

Anger? You know not anger. You know Fear.

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9/9/2006 10:25:58 PM Akshay [R]: who's the front runner then, in the comedy top 10?
9/9/2006 10:26:34 PM Akshay [R]: just give me one name, and i'll follo w him like crazy
9/9/2006 10:27:46 PM SB: changes
9/9/2006 10:27:51 PM SB: the people i watch
9/9/2006 10:27:55 PM SB: 1. Jon Stewart
9/9/2006 10:27:57 PM SB: 2. Bill Mahr
9/9/2006 10:28:10 PM SB: 3. Ze Frank
9/9/2006 10:28:16 PM SB: 4. Colbert
9/9/2006 10:28:20 PM SB: 5. Olbermann
9/9/2006 10:28:29 PM SB: olbermann is actually a serious anchor
9/9/2006 10:28:38 PM SB: he just puts humor in there
9/9/2006 10:28:51 PM SB: the kind you can laugh at
9/9/2006 10:29:05 PM SB: sorry
9/9/2006 10:29:07 PM SB: laugh with
9/9/2006 10:31:49 PM SB: at what point should i stop being really really afraid for george bush?
9/9/2006 10:32:05 PM SB: junior
9/9/2006 10:32:07 PM SB: not the old guy
9/9/2006 10:32:17 PM Akshay [R]: in 2008?
9/9/2006 10:32:18 PM Akshay [R]: :D
9/9/2006 10:32:22 PM SB: coz sooner or later, rummy and dick are going to dump him
9/9/2006 10:32:28 PM SB: i'm really afraid about 2008
9/9/2006 10:32:34 PM SB: once they dump him
9/9/2006 10:32:41 PM SB: he's going to be without a lifeline
9/9/2006 10:32:50 PM SB: and people are going to hound him to death
9/9/2006 10:33:02 PM SB: or i think they ought to in an ideal world


http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/09/may_this_countr.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14687895/#060911a

May this country forgive you.

http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/09/anger_becomes_h.html

The Return

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I am fire
I am dawn and dusk
I am the storm in your mind
I am Hellfire and Heaven's wrath
Fear me
Oh fear me lest you perish in agony.

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