Listen up again Mr. Leno - here's me puckering up
Tuesday, 26. September 2006, 16:01:03
Setting up the sketch:
It's a JayWalking segment - Jay Leno once put an Australian woman on a mock newsdesk because she claimed that Australians have better diction.
So I use that in my sketch.
{I come in camera right and sit down at the desk which is right in front of the camera - you can see a dimly lit street behind me}
ME: Hello. This is the news. Headlines.
{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: Atleast 13,000 people were killed today in a massive earthquake in Massapequa
{With a sad expression on my face}
ME: Ms. Hillary Clinton gained 15 points in recent polls in and around the New York City area.
{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: President Bush's approval rating went up 0.5% today riding on the government's innovative plan to legalize fuel siphoning.
{With an angry expression on my face}
ME: John Kerry just grew some testicles when he...
{Off camera from Camera left}
Jay Leno: What the hell are you doing?
{With an eager expression on my face}
ME: That was my impression of Peter Jennings reading the...
{Jay Leno flies in Camera left tackles me off the chair and you can see him pounding on someone under the desk}
{END SCENE}
It's a JayWalking segment - Jay Leno once put an Australian woman on a mock newsdesk because she claimed that Australians have better diction.
So I use that in my sketch.
{I come in camera right and sit down at the desk which is right in front of the camera - you can see a dimly lit street behind me}
ME: Hello. This is the news. Headlines.
{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: Atleast 13,000 people were killed today in a massive earthquake in Massapequa
{With a sad expression on my face}
ME: Ms. Hillary Clinton gained 15 points in recent polls in and around the New York City area.
{With a happy expression on my face}
ME: President Bush's approval rating went up 0.5% today riding on the government's innovative plan to legalize fuel siphoning.
{With an angry expression on my face}
ME: John Kerry just grew some testicles when he...
{Off camera from Camera left}
Jay Leno: What the hell are you doing?
{With an eager expression on my face}
ME: That was my impression of Peter Jennings reading the...
{Jay Leno flies in Camera left tackles me off the chair and you can see him pounding on someone under the desk}
{END SCENE}
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WIDGETIZE
HAHAHAHAAHA!
That -is- rather funny, ya know? Even though I've heard it before (from you, of course).
By anonymous user, # 1. October 2006, 17:12:30