My OperaFor the Kids (in ourselves)
Tuesday, November 28, 2006 2:28:00 AM
What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper!
What do you call a pig that took a plane?
Swine flu!
What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!
What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
Afer ewe!
Why did the ram fall over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn!
What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like!
Where do sheep get shorn?
At the baa baas!
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog!
Sarah
A pat on the head!
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper!
What do you call a pig that took a plane?
Swine flu!
What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!
What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
Afer ewe!
Why did the ram fall over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn!
What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like!
Where do sheep get shorn?
At the baa baas!
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog!
Sarah
Kay FourKayFour # Tuesday, November 28, 2006 12:45:06 PM
Fatimahzenya # Tuesday, November 28, 2006 2:26:58 PM
so cute and sweet
humm sounds like
YOU
Bojanrolling_thunder # Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:30:34 PM
However, some of them are intranslatable
By the way, this reminded me of a joke where a man comes to the doctor, complaining how he's swallowed a sheep. The doctor asks him how does he feel, and the man replies: "Quite baaaaaad"
Pozdrav,
Bojan
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:42:22 PM
Richard Keelingmusickna # Friday, December 8, 2006 6:20:58 PM
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Friday, December 8, 2006 11:23:09 PM