My OperaI don't know if this has been posted yet, but....
Tuesday, January 9, 2007 5:24:57 PM
25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP:
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You listened to this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You listened to this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you
CLOSED!Lee_in_FL # Tuesday, January 9, 2007 6:22:34 PM
I'll NEVER grow up!
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Tuesday, January 9, 2007 6:23:57 PM
CherylDuckyChickenLady # Tuesday, January 9, 2007 6:30:45 PM
"5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator."
Thankfully, this has not yet happened!!
MarcusFXM256 # Tuesday, January 9, 2007 6:50:58 PM
dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsıwickedlizard # Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:45:13 PM
I still occasionally go to bed at 6 a.m. no problem!
for me sweaters and jeans still qualify most of the time as dressing up!
I am the one playing music still too loud at home!
computer is both work and recreation 50%- 50%
And we still drink out at bars...
And wine has always cost more than 4 bucks, cause we like the good stuff!
I hate the weather and news channels! For me, TV is strictly for films, a good TV series or a good documentary.
And no one can get me up at 6 a.m.! We get up at 7:30! (just a few weeks ago, we were at the police station because my friends were drunk and disorderly and i was the only one who could drive them home, even after 4 beers, the breath analyser said i was ok?????
Dinner and a movie... and then off on a pub crawl...
A lot of my friends are still hooking up and splitting up the other half gets married and divorced.
and I guess the rest of the list, pretty much applies. The Taco Bell one, not, only because we don´t have them here.
okay... I am getting there... but not quite yet!
either that, or I´ll never grow up!
Loiscakkleberrylane # Thursday, January 11, 2007 11:52:30 AM
diem-namdinh # Monday, January 15, 2007 7:49:03 AM
I just got 4%:frown: