sarah's Arty Dreams

Marcus and Karsten... then how? Are you two willing to video
me an example?? HMM?

awesome!

Hi ArtMan, glad you enjoyed!

Mik, Ran across it in MySpace Videos

Seems that this was a women's view of it...as the men have said. But I think the guilty men won't speak up, hehe.

Furie-I looked for the written version and then got side tracked...sorry.

pfelelep-thanks for stopping by. yes, it was very funny,

I found it.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

- Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
- Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown, covering up any exposed areas if you see husband along the way.
- Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
- Get in the shower. Use face cloth, loofah and pumice stone.
- Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
- Wash hair again. Condition with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. - Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes. - Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. - Rinse conditioner from hair.
- Shave armpits and legs.
- Turn off shower.
- Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower; spray mold spots with Tilex. - Get out of shower; dry with towel the size of a small country; wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
- Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head; if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

- Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
- Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
- Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
- Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
- Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
- Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
- Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
- Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. - Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
- Rinse off and get out of shower.
- Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
- Admire wiener size in mirror again.
- Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
- Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
- If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
- Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth of this, there might be something wrong with you.....

because all and I mean ALL men do it. Well, I am guessing all men do it, because my husband does it, plus dances...ohh sorry tmi.

lol

heheheh

Hey Randal, the pass tense of pee is pissed...!!!

We cover up because we are shyyyyyyyy

RIGHT! only some i could actually care less...... and he don't care either.....'WOO WOO'

si si si I am!

hey randal I am asking to change my user name!

http://my.opera.com/community/forums/topic.dml?id=131285&page=2#comment2026591

well have to cook dinner now .........tacos....burritos... wanna bring a date to dinner?

it'll be fun.

Well Furie told me that if I change it..I will have to change all my links...manually! No...just read my latest post to find out..
(if you haven't already)

I know, I was just being funny.. tehehe

It was quite interesting.