My OperaLeroy the Redneck
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 3:26:53 PM
A filthy rich Floridian man decided to throw a party and invited
all of his friends and neighbors, including Leroy, the only redneck in
the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of
his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and BBQ and flirting with all of the ladies. At the height of
the party, the host announced .... "I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in
my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to
jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy
began fighting the gator in a life or death battle. Leroy was jabbing
the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and
choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
through the air like some kind of Karate fighter. The water was
churning
and splashing everywhere.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top
like a dime store goldfish. Slowly Leroy climbed out of the pool as
everyone stared in disbelief.
The host rushes to Leroy and says, "That was amazing!!I guess I
owe you a million dollars,"
"No, that's okay.I don't want it," said Leroy.
The host said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
bet. How about half a million bucks?"
"No thanks, I don't want it,"answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.That
was a fantastic battle. How about a new Porsche , a Rolex , maybe some
stock?"
Again Leroy said no.
Totally confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do
you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the
pool !"
and now........ Redneck House Alarm
Sarah
all of his friends and neighbors, including Leroy, the only redneck in
the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of
his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and BBQ and flirting with all of the ladies. At the height of
the party, the host announced .... "I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in
my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to
jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy
began fighting the gator in a life or death battle. Leroy was jabbing
the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and
choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
through the air like some kind of Karate fighter. The water was
churning
and splashing everywhere.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top
like a dime store goldfish. Slowly Leroy climbed out of the pool as
everyone stared in disbelief.
The host rushes to Leroy and says, "That was amazing!!I guess I
owe you a million dollars,"
"No, that's okay.I don't want it," said Leroy.
The host said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
bet. How about half a million bucks?"
"No thanks, I don't want it,"answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.That
was a fantastic battle. How about a new Porsche , a Rolex , maybe some
stock?"
Again Leroy said no.
Totally confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do
you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the
pool !"
and now........ Redneck House Alarm Sarah
-demiphonic # Wednesday, July 25, 2007 4:53:57 PM
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:27:59 PM
MarcusFXM256 # Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:35:37 PM
-demiphonic # Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:48:51 PM
Bad WolfCois # Wednesday, July 25, 2007 8:58:31 PM
Allanricewood # Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:59:30 PM
I like the alarm, too!!
Bad WolfCois # Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:32:27 PM
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:56:33 PM
CherylDuckyChickenLady # Thursday, July 26, 2007 12:13:03 AM
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, July 26, 2007 12:22:44 AM
Froggyfbaggins # Thursday, July 26, 2007 6:46:14 AM
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, July 26, 2007 11:47:22 AM
Froggyfbaggins # Thursday, July 26, 2007 12:54:33 PM
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, July 26, 2007 12:57:20 PM
Froggyfbaggins # Thursday, July 26, 2007 1:24:28 PM
just one child? the youngest one, is it? and that early in the morning and you are already knitting?
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, July 26, 2007 1:30:21 PM
so it will be 4 total....8 panels of 76.2 cm with/out trim, that will be added later.
Froggyfbaggins # Thursday, July 26, 2007 1:36:12 PM
thats nice
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, July 26, 2007 1:40:27 PM
Froggyfbaggins # Thursday, July 26, 2007 1:44:58 PM
yup lets hope, eh?
im heading home now, just finished some work. almost 10 pm. you have a nice day.
Noel DeLisleNoeld1024 # Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:31:47 PM
My dad and I went to the local McDonald's and went through the drive-thru...my dad ordered a half-dozen chicken nuggets...to which the drive-thru teller responded, "I'm sorry sir, they only come in 6 & 12"...umm...yeah...lol...
Take Care!
MarcusFXM256 # Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:40:08 PM
-demiphonic # Thursday, July 26, 2007 9:45:05 PM
Noel DeLisleNoeld1024 # Friday, July 27, 2007 2:46:20 AM
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Friday, July 27, 2007 2:51:46 AM
Loiscakkleberrylane # Saturday, July 28, 2007 4:55:59 PM
-demiphonic # Saturday, July 28, 2007 6:00:31 PM
Noel DeLisleNoeld1024 # Saturday, July 28, 2007 7:08:28 PM
MarcusFXM256 # Saturday, July 28, 2007 7:39:26 PM
Shrishyleshri.shell1 # Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:13:03 AM
Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:26:15 AM