Sarah Dreams

A Quickie

Wednesday, August 1, 2007 4:29:45 PM

Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Hey Friends!Thursday Wonderfulishous

Comments

Dacotah # Wednesday, August 1, 2007 4:39:32 PM

ROFLMAO

Good ones.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Wednesday, August 1, 2007 4:43:26 PM

Thanks Dacotah.

They are so true.

Stardancer # Wednesday, August 1, 2007 5:39:03 PM

Glad to see you back, Sarah!!!!!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Wednesday, August 1, 2007 5:48:55 PM

Hey Star...not much of a break, right? hahah! But a few days of not posting is almost impossible for me.

Dacotah # Wednesday, August 1, 2007 5:57:20 PM

You are welcome Sarah

MarcusFXM256 # Wednesday, August 1, 2007 8:10:20 PM

Those were

& welcome back Sarah, it's good to see you posting again

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Wednesday, August 1, 2007 10:18:21 PM

Thanks

Hopefully I can come up with some better post!

Sansanshan # Thursday, August 2, 2007 1:34:50 AM

Those are great Sarah. Thanks.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 1:36:07 AM

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, August 2, 2007 6:30:36 AM

Great post Sarah..and welcome back.. fingers rested?

oh and I just saw quickie and I came over here!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 10:55:23 AM

Thanks for warning me Cois.

AzureTimm # Thursday, August 2, 2007 11:33:30 AM

but hey, Pizza in China always come in triangle boxes.. Even if they're round..
The little star song was written by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, its full name is 'Variations On 'ah! vous Dirail - Je, Maman', K 265', which is a very beautiful piano sonata. The full version of it is 12 minutes long, with a lot of different variations. The song is a level 8 testing piece of Chinese Piano Level Test.
Regards, a boy finding your post highly humorous, Timm.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 11:35:59 AM

Timm, it is so good to hear from you! Really, triangle boxes???

AzureTimm # Thursday, August 2, 2007 11:37:16 AM

By the way, the term 'quickie' seems to have some other meanings according to my dictionary..
*contents omitted*
English is really a strange and funny language, Right?
Regards, a boy staring at his dictionary, Timm.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 11:39:50 AM

Don't stare too hard your eyes may pop out.

Quickie means...a short....

uhh....yes it can mean other things.

AzureTimm # Thursday, August 2, 2007 11:40:33 AM

Yes. At least the ones I saw.. I supermarket, they're all like that.
By the way, do look up that piece of sonata on the internet. It's really beautiful. I'm listening to it- but I can't share it with you because I don't have a computer..
Regards, a boy crazy for Mozart's music, Timm.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 11:41:26 AM

Wonderful, that music gives me the chills.

AzureTimm # Thursday, August 2, 2007 11:43:00 AM

Or is the dictionary I'm using out of date?
Hmmm.. I have glasses to hold them in place. They won't pop out.. But nearly did when I found the certain other meaning.
Regards, a boy missed you, Timm.

AzureTimm # Thursday, August 2, 2007 11:44:38 AM

Really? You do like it? It's not that simple as letter song, right? It gave me chills everytime I listen to it.
Regards, a boy can't follow your pace with a mobile phone, Timm.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 11:53:17 AM

Sorry another misunderstanding...

quickie-good

chills-good

I missed you too! Have you stopped by Kay and Lokutus' place as yet?

AzureTimm # Thursday, August 2, 2007 12:12:15 PM

Isn't 'chill' the unconscious shudder we have when seeing or listening to something we liked very much? But quickie..
According to Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary 6th Edition, quickie-
Noun. Informal.
1.a thing that only takes a short time.
2.a sexual act that takes a very short time.
e.g. My husband and I are so busy that we only have time for quickies.
Regards, a virgin boy, Timm.

AzureTimm # Thursday, August 2, 2007 12:14:00 PM

Yeah, Karen just moved and Loku- he disappeared again..
Regards, a boy missing his opera friends, Timm.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:13:20 PM

Timm, Yes...but in regards to my post the meaning is 1. (depending on your reading speed)

Don't miss us, we are here.

regards,
a girl who loves her Opera friends, Sarah

AzureTimm # Thursday, August 2, 2007 3:19:09 PM

Seems I have to charge loyalities from more people than Furie.. For using my trademark way of signature:)

joking, joking, feel free!
Really, our English teacher told me that my signature is off-grammar..
Regards, a boy reading Harry Potter 7 for the fourth time, Timm.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 3:38:14 PM

Yes, it is your trademark.

Your very special! And sometimes off grammer is good!

Dacotah # Thursday, August 2, 2007 3:45:53 PM

Timm, I think you mean Royalities.
Kind regards, Dacotah

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 3:47:32 PM

I just noticed that!

Dacotah # Thursday, August 2, 2007 3:52:13 PM

Timm is funny, I like the "charge royalities, joking,joking,feel free".

CherylDuckyChickenLady # Thursday, August 2, 2007 4:06:02 PM

Very good!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 5:38:27 PM

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, August 2, 2007 7:25:49 PM

That was a fun read..

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, August 2, 2007 8:23:46 PM

thanks glad you 'approved'

Bad WolfCois # Thursday, August 2, 2007 9:33:29 PM

AzureTimm # Friday, August 3, 2007 12:08:36 AM

I only found a 'royalty' in my dictionary.. Without the 'i' in it.. Who's wrong? I'm wrong that's true, but..?
And hey, is my signature really off-grammar?
Regards, a boy worrying about his English scores, Timm.

AzureTimm # Friday, August 3, 2007 12:11:45 AM

Oh my, I'm funny? Nobody ever told me that!:intoxicated:
Hmmm. I guess I'm funny because I got all my English wrong.. So it's funny.. And my English score is very funny..
Regards, a boy feeling wierd about his English, Timm.

Dacotah # Friday, August 3, 2007 12:20:30 AM

Timm,
In my dictionary it is under royalty noun, pl ties (plural,change the y to an i and add es at the end.
It is royalties (plural) (Royalty noun in the dictionary)
4.) A share of the proceeds from a patent, book, ect. paid to the owner, author, ect.

I like what you said, it's funny. It's like this:
"Seems I have to charge royalties from more people than Furie.. For using my trademark way of signature"

Dacotah

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Friday, August 3, 2007 12:24:05 AM

to the

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Friday, August 3, 2007 12:26:27 AM

To Timm, the boy worried about his English,
I think that you are doing a fine job. I barely know my own language, much less learning the full language of another.

I know a little Spanish, but that is not going to get me far in a Spanish speaking country.
Don't be worried about you English, it is better than most English speaking persons that I know.
regards,
A girl who thinks Timm's English is good,Sarah.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Friday, August 3, 2007 12:28:46 AM

Dacotah,
Yes, that is absolutely true.

regards,
a girl that finds this conversation interesting, Sarah.

Dacotah # Friday, August 3, 2007 1:01:29 AM

Sarah,

YAY, I agree with you 100%, I think he is doing a great job at learning English. He is really willing to learn more. He's great at it already. I know I was raised to speak English and it's still hard for me. I could never learn another language even though I'd like to.

AzureTimm # Friday, August 3, 2007 1:19:31 AM

....you lot.. Don't spoil a child! Oh my, today I don't dare to go outside in case I'm too proud to watch out for traffic

but guys, English is just.. Quite easy to learn I suppose.. Easier than my native language Chinese anyway.

Regards, a boy having problem with Chinese composition, Timm.

Dacotah # Friday, August 3, 2007 1:23:03 AM

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Friday, August 3, 2007 3:05:31 AM

-demiphonic # Friday, August 3, 2007 4:31:37 AM

Originally posted by funny as hell:

What disease did cured ham actually have?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Originally posted by Interesting:

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

AzureTimm # Friday, August 3, 2007 6:18:17 AM

Alphabet song and the little star song are the same one, taken from Mozart's piano varitations.
Regards, a boy found Sarah funny as hell.

, Timm.