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Hallmark Holidays [funny]

Monday, September 3, 2007 1:47:01 PM

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Hi all! Today is "Labor Day" here in the US, but to make fun of all holidays I wanted to post this list found here.

"50 holidays that should exist." :star:1. VIACOM Day :star:2. The Taxman Cometh Day :star:3. Abusive Cousins Day :star:4. Pork Gristle Appreciation Day :star:5. Imperialistic Baby Killers Day :star:6. National Secondary Orifice Moisturizing Day :star:7. Self-Absorbed Failure Appreciation Day :star:8. Christian Brainwashing Day :star:9. Trendy Adopted Third World Baby Day :star:10. Closeted Mega-Queen Day :star:11. Mercilessly Teased Ugly Girl Day :star:12. World "Accept My God Or You Die" Day :star:13. National Show Some Fucking Manners Day :star:14. Breast Feeding on the Subway Month :star:15. Passive-Aggressive Custodian Day :star:16. Conspicuous Consumption Week :star:17. Non-Prescription Cold Remedy Day :star:18. Billie Jean King's Birthday :star:19. Violent Mongoloid Brother Who Lives In The Attic Day :star:20. That Fat Girl's Hot Friend Day :star:21. National Close the Post Office Again Day :star:22. Drown a Litter of Puppies Day :star:23. Overpaid Athletes' Day:star: :star:24. Mafia Appreciation Day :star:25. 7-11 Night Managers' Day :star:26. Pudgy Medievalists' Day :star:27. Cat Lovers' Widdle Pussy Wussy Day :star:28. Ethnic Stereotypes Day :star:29. Bureaucrats Drunk on Power Week :star:30. Bald Dudes in Leather Day :star:31. Velvet Wiccan Day :star:32. Roy Scheider Appreciation Day :star:33. People Who Are Called Heroes But Are Really Victims Day :star:34. Greeting Card Day :star:35. Plushies Awareness Week :star:36. Monstrous Dimpled Thighs Day :star:37. The Day After Valentine's Day Day :star:38. Office Nemesis Day :star:39. Take Our Necrotic Testicles To Work Day :star:40. Cinco de Mayonnaise :star:41. Feast of the Parasites :star:42. Shoplifter Pride Day :star:43. All Druids' Day :star:44. Celebration of the Isosceles Triangle :star:45. Root Canal Unawareness Day :star:46. International Prune Festival :star:47. Playtex Living Girdle Day :star:48. Unbearably Narcissistic Children's Day :star:49. You're Just Like Your Worthless Father Day :star:50. Christmas II

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Comments

Stardancer # Monday, September 3, 2007 3:03:01 PM

Happy Labor Day!

Sansanshan # Monday, September 3, 2007 3:19:22 PM

Everyday is #27 in my life.

KarenNerak # Monday, September 3, 2007 5:41:20 PM

#25 rules! I'll have to bring him a gift on that day!

Bad WolfCois # Monday, September 3, 2007 8:50:32 PM

OMG!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Monday, September 3, 2007 11:37:47 PM

heheheh I loved this list....I have run into #12 a few times here on Opera. Uh...

those people scare meeeee! Where's my

when I need it?

Raquel Henriquespooka # Tuesday, September 4, 2007 1:31:44 AM

Cool!

I had a couple of #14 months myself

all through last winter!

A friend of mine once came up with the notion that there should be an unemployment day, and everybody would have to work on that day even people who didn't have a job, so people would be more aware of the unemployment issue...She was actually being serious, man do I have weird friends or what?

Anyway, happy labour day!

Bad WolfCois # Tuesday, September 4, 2007 9:43:20 AM

The last one cracks me up..

Prosper TaylorNoah503935 # Wednesday, September 5, 2007 2:15:56 AM

Yeah, I had a 40 in spanish class. Too much on the sub.

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, September 5, 2007 11:54:55 PM

#44 - All things being equal I think it's a great idea for a holiday.

galadriel # Saturday, September 8, 2007 2:17:55 PM

I haven't been on your blog for agggeeesss! Ahhhh :O
Anyway, now I'm here!

We have quite a lot of public holidays in Aust. We even have a holiday for a horse race! We celebrate the Queens birthday on a day which isn't even her birthday=weird!